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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

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Chapter 220: The Illness Worsens Again

Seeing Wu Bin so agitated, everyone else looked at each other in confusion.

He Bingbing asked with concern, "Wu Bin, are you... okay?"

Wu Bin pointed at the fish on the table and said, "What can be wrong with me, it's this fish that has the problem!"

"This fish is really poisonous, why don't you believe me? It even spoke to me!"

Fang Ru whispered on the side, "But this fish is already dead, how can it talk?"

With Fang Ru's words, Wu Bin came to his senses.

And at that moment, the fish head on the table was just lying there quietly, with no movement at all.

Wu Bin fell silent.

It was only then that he realized Fang Ru and the others were right. How could a dead fish move?

Let alone speak.

It was over, he was having an episode!

Seeing everyone else looking at him with a puzzled expression, Wu Bin gave an embarrassed laugh.

"I was just joking with you, hahaha, how could a fish talk, funny, right?"

Wu Bin even tried to cover it up.