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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Uncle De Yun · 都市
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Chapter 10 I Found Treasure at School!

"Tsk tsk tsk, you all come listen to this heartbeat, how strong and powerful it is!"

"Look at this wound, it's healing so fast!"

An old professor even went directly to take the pulse.

"In all my years of studying Chinese medicine, I've never encountered such a robust pulse! The poise of a celestial being, truly the poise of a celestial being!"

Wu Bin sighed in resignation.

Another one gone mad.

Seeing a female professor actually wanting to reach out and grope his chest, Wu Bin quickly called for help.

"Dean Li, aren't you going to do something? I can't hold on much longer!"

Hearing Wu Bin say this, Li Guotai finally came over, chuckling, and persuaded the older professors to leave.

"Alright, alright, Wu Bin is still recovering, you all don't be in such a hurry, you'll scare him."

The female professor, not getting to touch the heartbeat herself, pushed up her black-framed glasses, looking disappointed.

"Everyone go out, I have something I want to discuss with Wu Bin."

The professors left the ward reluctantly, glancing back three steps at a time.

"Dean, just say what you have to say, I can take it."

Seeing Wu Bin's solemn face, Li Guotai suddenly laughed.

"Don't be nervous, I'm not here to deliver a critical condition notice."

"I'm here because I want to tell you, your body isn't quite like other people's, have you noticed?"

Wu Bin's heart skipped a beat.

That's it, I've been found out.

Is he going to be dragged off for a biopsy study now?

Li Guotai said seriously:

"I've never encountered a patient with a physique like yours, whose indicators are all terrible, but you just linger on the brink of death, unable to die."

"Plus, your body's self-healing capability is very strong, and wounds heal quickly."

"So far, everything that has happened to you could be called a medical miracle."

"A patient like you is like a secret treasure for those of us in medicine, very worth researching."

Wu Bin's mouth twitched as he began to feel uneasy.

As if knowing what Wu Bin was thinking, Li Guotai reassured him:

"Student Wu Bin, don't be nervous."

"This is a regular hospital, and I'm a legitimate doctor, I won't harm your life."

"I've come this time to represent our hospital and sign an agreement with you, take a look."

Li Guotai handed over the document he'd been holding.

Wu Bin flipped through a few pages, looking astonished.

"I just need to come to your hospital for regular check-ups, and I'll get a research grant?"

"Yes."

Li Guotai smiled and nodded.

"From now on, the cost of your treatment in our hospital will also automatically be reduced by 80%, including the part not covered by medical insurance."

This agreement was extremely important to Wu Bin.

After all, that damned system only ever gave him diseases and suffering, never money!

The expenses for his heart condition had been covered by the school.

But what about if he gets sick in the future?

This was Wu Bin's greatest concern afterward.

He feared dying because he couldn't afford treatment; that would just be a huge joke.

And the 80% cost reduction mentioned in this agreement was like timely help in a snowstorm for Wu Bin.

"Dean, are you sure you guys aren't going to slice me up for study?"

Li Guotai burst into hearty laughter.

"I'd like to, but the law doesn't allow it."

"Just sign without worries, you have someone filming you around the clock now, afraid I'll harm you?"

Wu Bin nodded and signed his name on the agreement.

There were two copies of the agreement, one for each party to keep.

Before leaving, Li Guotai took out his phone.

"Come on, let's add each other on WeChat, later when you come to the hospital for treatment, let me know in advance and I'll arrange everything."

As soon as Li Guotai made this statement, the netizens in the live stream couldn't sit still.

"Good heavens, that's the director of the Magic City Hospital we're talking about! A fierce man who can snatch people right from the hands of King Yan!"

"This guy's really made it big. He falls ill once and gets both the principal and the hospital director wrapped around his fingers."

"You think just anyone can do that? Didn't you hear what Director Li said? It's because of Wu Bin's special physical constitution that he's receiving preferential treatment."

"It's indeed special, especially brittle."

"Never mind how brittle it is, just focus on how special it is."

"Not only brittle but also hard to kill; I'd like to call him Crispy Shark!"

Wu Bin, having nothing better to do, scrolled through the live stream comments.

Seeing the nickname Crispy Shark made Wu Bin burst into laughter.

He simply changed his online handle to Crispy Shark.

...

The leisurely times always flew by swiftly.

A week later, Wu Bin was discharged from the hospital.

He joined the other students in attending classes, reading books, and studying.

This week, Wu Bin was no different from a normal person, as if he hadn't been the one suffering from a heart attack before.

He Bingbing, along with her camera crew, followed him around for a week, but their popularity fell instead of rising.

This made the entire camera crew quite anxious.

If their popularity continued to decline, it would mean that Wu Bin's moment in the spotlight had passed.

Then they would have to give up on him and live stream something else instead.

"Bingbing, are we still filming?"

The cameraman Wang Yong, who was about to switch shifts, asked.

He Bingbing, biting her teeth, nodded after glancing at Wu Bin strolling ahead on the campus.

"Keep filming, as long as the main station doesn't give the command to stop, we'll continue."

Driven by a media person's instinct, He Bingbing believed that following Wu Bin would certainly yield great material.

Just as He Bingbing was thinking this, Wu Bin crept up ahead, sneaking off into a bush with a stealthy gait.

He Bingbing stood still, not understanding what Wu Bin was up to.

Cameraman Wang Dong quickly followed, capturing with his camera Wu Bin excitedly digging something with his hands.

"Wu Bin, what are you digging there?"

Wu Bin chuckled.

"Something good, you'll know once I dig it out."

It was clear that Wu Bin was elated.

As he dug, he couldn't stop muttering:

"Not for nothing is it an agricultural university, eh? Who would've thought that a random bush would yield such fantastic herbs!"

"But I owe it all to my sharp eyes. Otherwise, I would've missed it, and what a loss that would have been."

In mid-conversation, Wu Bin had already dug up the item.

Before Wang Yong could focus for a close-up, Wu Bin took out a black plastic bag he had prepared earlier from his pocket, wrapped the item tightly inside, and quickly trotted back to his dorm.

The netizens watching the live stream were all stunned by this scene.

"Why is he so skilled at this?"

"You can tell this probably isn't his first time doing something like this. Look at those smooth, fluid actions, done in one go!"

"Cameraman, hurry up and follow him, let's see what treasure Wu Bin has actually dug up!"

Seeing the viewership rise in the live stream, He Bingbing and Wang Yong suddenly felt energized and chased after Wu Bin in a trot.

Once back in the dorm, Wu Bin was quick to shut the door.

Xue Gui, who was lying on his bed playing with his phone, glanced at Wu Bin.

"What's up, Old Wu? You raced back here?"

Wu Bin took out the black plastic bag and began to unwrap it layer by layer.

"Heh heh, look what I dug up at school!"

Xue Gui, looking at the object in Wu Bin's hand, scratched his head.

"What's that?"

Wu Bin rolled his eyes.

"It's ginseng! And I reckon it's wild!"