648. Chapter 648

After Law and Murder

Episode 3.19

By

UCSBdad

Disclaimer: Surely, you don't think I own Castle? Rating: T Time: See above.

Forbidding Planet

By

Richard Castle

Gorgeous Captain Nikki Heat looked at the planet filling the viewscreen, bending over so that ruggedly handsome, tag along reporter Jameson Rook could get a good look at her magnificent ass. Rook began to hyperventilate and he grew woozy. There was only one thing that he could do.

"Captain Heat, could I have a word with you in your ready room?" Without waiting for a reply, Rook picked her up, tossed her over his shoulder and ran to her ready room. Once inside he put her down on her desk.

"Rook! What is this?" The beautiful space captain asked, allowing Rook to see her spectacular smile.

"This is the ready room, isn't it? And I am so ready."

"Me too." She said with a sultry smile, taking off her outer space onesie quickly. Then she reclined on her well-padded desk, (She had learned that Rook was an energetic lover and had a Ferengi make the desk especially for their energetic lovemaking.)

"You're the most beautiful woman in the entire galaxy, Nikki. I just want to play with your boobs all night long."

She smiled coyly. "I hope you'll play with more than that." She said, opening her closet full of sex toys.

"What are you writing?" A voice he knew well said from behind Castle. He tried to close the laptop, but Kate stopped him.

"I thought I might try a little science fiction. Just for a change of pace. Who knows, it could be a whole new franchise."

"I didn't know Black Pawn did pornography."

"It's not pornography. It's just that I love you so much and love being in love with you and I love to make love to you."

She kissed him and giggled. He knew he was safe. "Nice save. And I love you too. And I love the little games we play in bed. But, this is terrible. To begin with, Ferengis are from Star Trek. Wrong universe. Let me show you."

Forbidding Planet

By

Kate Castle

Stern, intrepid, extraordinary Captain Nikki Heat of the cruiser C-57 carefully looked at the planet they were rapidly approaching. "Anything yet, Espo?"

"Yes, Ma'am. We're getting a call from the surface. A Doctor DiEmBee is telling us not to land. Says it's too dangerous."

Captain Heat shook her head. "One thing I do, I complete my assignments. Who knows, this may be where I'll find evidence of what happened to my mother. She's been gone for a dozen years now."

Captain Heat landed her cruiser, doing all of the driving herself. Once on the planet's surface, she strode over to the only dwelling on the planet. Standing outside was a giant robot, an older, white haired man, and a ruggedly handsome man.

"Thank god you've found me!" Cried the ruggedly handsome man. "I've been stuck here for months. I've had to drink domestic wine, there's no TV reception, not even basic cable, and I can't get a reservation at a decent restaurant." The man began sobbing and threw himself at Nikki's feet.

"Hello, I'm Dr. Emmett Brown, DiEmBee for short. This is reporter Jameson Rook who came on our expedition with us. We've been stranded here for months, ever since our ship was towed for a double parking orbit."

"Sancerre, for the love of god." Moaned Rook. "Anything but domestic wine in a cardboard box."

Nikki ignored him. "Tell me, Doctor, is it true that there are the ruins of a great civilization on this planet?"

"I don't know, Jim. I'm a doctor, not an archeologist."

"I can't throw in a little Star trek, but you can?" Castle said.

Kate shrugged. "If you can, I can."

"And you make Rook sound like a wimp. He's Nikki's partner. He regularly risks his life for her. Just as I do for you. Let me show you how this should be done.

Forbidding Planet

By

Richard Castle

Ace reporter Jameson Rook watched as the star cruiser landed. "As pretty a piece of flying as I've ever seen." He said softly.

His eyes lit up when he saw the figure leading the crew out of the ship. "The love of my life, Nikki Heat, the finest captain in all of the galaxy."

The doctor snorted in derision. "Bah! Her? I much prefer my robot, Jacinda." The doctor reached over and groped the mammoth breasts of the naked sex toy he had built.

"Dr. Davidson?" Nikki asked.

"Dr. Brown. I had to change my name after a small mix up involving a group of Catholic schoolgirls, a vat of whipped cream and a trapeze."

Nikki frowned. "You left out the part about the rawhide whips and the giant pandas."

The doctor blanched. "You know about that?"

Nikki nodded. "I'm afraid we in the Old Republic take cruelty to animals very seriously, Doctor. I'm going to take you in." Nikki pulled out her cuffs, causing Rook to start screaming "Apples, apples!"

In the confusion, the doctor mounted Jacinda and rode off into the distance and was gone.

"That was fast." Nikki said, looking at the trail of dust that was all that she could see of her would be prisoner.

Rook shrugged. "That's the way he is with Jacinda. Fast. Thirty one seconds is his record."

"So what are you doing here, Rook?"

"Breaking another huge story, what else?"

Nikki laughed. "Some guy who abused a panda? That's hardly a huge story."

"Laugh, but this is big. He's discovered the ruins of an ancient civilization here. And he's found some huge secret that he says will make him all powerful. He says he'll be the ruler of the entire galaxy. He's even been trying on capes and practicing laughing maniacally. He really hasn't got it yet, but he's trying."

"Castle, are you kidding? The sociopath trying to take over the Universe? That's been done from Flash Gordon to Star Wars. Couldn't you come up with something original?"

"Maybe. Could you?"

"Maybe."

Forbidding Planet

By

Rick and Kate Castle

The extraordinary Captain Nikki Heat stood on the bridge of star cruiser C-57. Next to her was her husband, and the love of her life, Jameson Rook, ace reporter for the Daily Planet.

"It looks forbidding." Rook said.

"We always get the tough ones."

Rook smiled at her. "That's because we're the best there is."

He took her hand as she landed the C-57 with one hand.

"There are some people waiting for us." Nikki said. "Rook and I will check it out. Ryan, Espo, you run phones and financials on the planet."

Nikki and Rook strode towards the two men and a woman standing in front of the only building on the planet.

"Hello, I'm Captain Nikki Heat and this is my husband, Jameson Rook."

"The Jameson Rook?" Asked the woman.

"Yes. Have we met?"

"No, but ever since I broke Demming, our robot and sex toy, I've been imagining having sex with you. My name is Meredith. Can I borrow you for a few weeks of nonstop sex?"

Nikki smiled and casually knocked the woman unconscious. "Captain Nikki Heat does not share. Ever."

Demming, who had been standing in that one spot for several years, suddenly moved. "Thank you. I just couldn't take any more of her foot fetish. Please take me with you when you leave. I'll be the perfect robot for you. I can cook and clean and sew."

Rook calmly shut the robot down. "Jameson Rook does all of that for the love of his life, Captain Nikki Heat."

The other man laughed maniacally, and swirled his cape around him. "You will never leave here. You are my slaves, for I have discovered the greatest force in the universe, and I, Doctor M. Boy, will rule the universe."

"Why do we always get the nut cases?" Rook asked.

"I have the power of SEX!" Screamed Dr. M. Boy, opening up his cape to reveal that he was naked.

"We get the very small nut cases, I see." Nikki said. She shook her head. "I'm afraid I'll have to run you in for indecent exposure. But in your case, it's a misdemeanor, not a felony."

And so, Captain Nikki Heat brought another evildoer to justice. The doctor was sentenced to pick up litter by the roadside and eventually found love with an empty beer bottle. Meredith received counseling and found work in a sperm bank. Demming, after some minor repairs, found a useful life as a toaster.

And Nikki Heat and Jameson Rook lived happily ever after.

"So how did Nikki and Rook defeat the doctor?" Kate asked, coyly.

"They had an even greater power. The power of love." And so to the strains of Huey Lewis and the News, they went to bed. And lived happily ever after.