I Died

(A/N as of latest chapter a warning if you will, this fic is pretty shitty for the first 20 or 25 chapters so I'd like to ask my dear readers to bear that in mind when reading and if you give it a chance, Thanks)

Well shit, I'm Dying. because I got stabbed and robbed by generic goons you know, maybe I shouldn't have called them that and maybe I'd be alive and not dying in an alley well in my defense I was drunk so even if I was a mercenary a few armed men could easily overpower me as for the reason I'm drunk well my sister told me she got a boyfriend. Yes, you guessed it, I'm a sis-con if you think it's wrong fuck you I don't care about what you think.

Oh how I'm so calm you ask well that's because I have a rare disease called CIP short for Congenital Insensitivity to Pain, which renders all pain done to a body to nothing not even unease, doesn't mean I don't get damaged the damage is there I just don't feel it. I don't know what went wrong, I woke up, went downstairs, made breakfast for my little sister, mind you she's 16 just living with me because our parents died a few years back, I'm Asahi by the way, 25, an otaku and as is the fate of most otakus a bona fied virgin with no girlfriend, well damn I wish I at least lost my virginity.

'LUST DETECTED, SCOURING MEMORY, ACCORDING TO MEMORY NEW SKILL CREATED UNIQUE SKILL "AUTHORITY OF LUST" GENERATED'

DUE TO EFFECTS OF UNIQUE SKILL "AUTHORITY OF LUST" NEW DIFFERENT BODY GENERATED

Damn even my subconscious is mocking me, wait a second I don't think I'm that lustful I still have my pride you know I don't go lusting over every woman I see, just my boss wait ignore that,

'PRIDE DETECTED UNIQUE SKILL "PRIDEFUL ONE" GRANTED'

But you know I can't be bothered to do that, like who has time to look after a woman I'm sorry but I can't dedicate myself to fulfilling someone's whims and I already have my sister.

'EXTREME AMOUNTS OF SLOTH DETECTED, UNIQUE SKILL "AUTHORITY OF SLOTH" GENERATED'

'Hey f**k you! are you calling me lazy' Wait my subconscious doesn't talk to me, maybe I'm getting reincarnated with those skills this thing's been talking about, 'hey gimme a lot of skills'

'GREED DETECTED, UNIQUE SKILL "AUTHORITY OF GREED" GENERATED'

'You know what f**k you, at least give me something to manage me 'em.'

'UNIQUE SKILL "GREAT SAGE" GRANTED'

'Well shit, thanks', I guess hallucination time's over my vision's blacking out guess I'm about to die, I wonder what's going to happen to my sister, I understand she has a boyfriend probably, she didn't introduce him. Well he better take care of her because if he doesn't I'm going to come back and royally f**k him up.

'UNIQUE SKILL "SPATIAL MANIPULATION" GENERATED'

'Oh well' hope she lives a good life. Bye Keiko I don't want to leave you alone, NO I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE, I promise you if I ever get a second chance I'll come back to you, no matter what even If I have to cross hell to do it.

[Crystallization Of Emotions Established if there are no unprecedented circumstances will always make you prioritize returning to your sister]

And so I closed my eyes and let death embrace me, after a few moments passed I opened my eyes to look around and noticed I'm in a dark cave, "What I didn't die also, where the f**k am I?"

[Master is in a cave in the Great Forest of Jura]

"Who said that? Reveal yourself."

[Your skill the Great Sage, Master]

"Oh wait what? So I wasn't hallucinating ok, Great sage give me a run-down of my current skills so I know where I stand. also did you just say Great Forest of Jura I think I know where I am now."

[master is correct about where he is]

"Oh that's great I can go back to my sister now!"

(A/N: note that he is influenced by a skill right now)

After a few moments passed, I calmed down "Oh yeah, Great Sage the skills?"

[Here you go

Authority of Greed: It is the so-called Stillness of an Object's Time and is a mainly offensive ability. Allows the user to stop the time of anything he is wearing, touching, or even his breath, which in turn stopped the object's or thing's interference from the outside world, only allowing its interference outwards and even granting user the ability to freely manipulate the objects' shape. Small objects imbued with Stillness of an Object's Time can be used either as a form of platform which allows user to freely traverse on it, or be utilized as objects of imminent death and destruction as they create devastating and destructive attacks when used with malicious intent.

Authority of Lust: The user can transform themselves or others into various things. This ability can also be used to heal by transforming damaged parts into uninjured parts, and any spare parts generated through healing dissolve on their own.

Authority of Sloth: Allows the usage of the Unseen Hands which in turn allows user to summon numerous invisible hand-like appendages from his body that he can move and extend telekinetically. An Unseen Hand is strong enough to tear through flesh, bend and break bones, and shatter rock. The Hands can be combined together to create larger and more powerful hands. At maximum potential, the Unseen Hands and the force behind each one is akin to a cannonball. Current Limit: 100 hands

Spatial Manipulation: Allows teleportation to places where user has been before, limited to current world.

Prideful One: Allows user to copy any skill once seen with 50% output as compared to original one.

Crystallization Of Emotions:??????????]

"So you're telling me I have the powers of the Sin Archbishops of Greed, Sloth and Lust from Re: Zero as well as an ability to teleport to any where I've been before along with a skill copying skill, Great! Also what's crystallization of emotions it sounds.....dangerous?"

[Information about crystallization of emotions is unavailable]

"Well it's official I'm overpowered" after that conversation I spent some time analyzing my situation and noticed that I wasn't in the same cave as Rimuru. Oh well I can always look for him if I want,after a few moments a thought passed my mind, 'hey great sage is it possible to evolve spatial manipulation to a level where it allows travel between worlds or realities.'

[Yes since these skills were tailor-made for Master using his memories, however such an evolution would require a True Demon Lord evolution]

'And that means a massacre or genocide ,well I'm already used to them because of my job, Hell I've even burned people alive, and now I'm essentially immortal due to the authority of greed and practically invincible as well ,so how many souls would it need?'

[Precisely 10,000 for the demon lord seed and 10,000 for the true demon lord awakening]

'Oh that's a lot, guess a country's going down, well goals are set for now, I should make friendly relations with Rimuru for now since I don't need end web-novel him on my ass when I'm running around.'

"Now then Onwards!!"

----------TIMESKIP FEW HOURS LATER--------------

So I've been walking around this cave for a few hours and have yet to find an exit.

"F**K!!!!Where's the god-damned exit???" I screamed out while walking in a random direction until I heard rushing water I immediately ran over to it and noticed my change in appearance

"Damn I know Lust changed my appearance but still, damn. Wait I've seen this face somewhere isn't this Edmund Dantes I think from Fate Grand Order, oh right my memories as a base well this is certainly not unwelcome actually it's great I'm hot as f**k, I have his clothes as well the ones with the hat. Also, I should probably backtrack to this stream's source there should be an exit and if there isn't I'll make one"

I started walking up stream while looking out for any source of light , after a few more hours of walking I was about to use invisible hands to destroy everything, when all of a sudden I spotted a source of light and started walking towards it when I neared it I noticed I'd have to crawl through it.

'Hell nah!I have power why would I crawl when I can make a bigger exit' I then swung my hand in the air as a small portion of the wall got blown out and finally I was able to get outside.