Chapter 3

*Crash* *Crash* *Boom*

Before I could do anything, something smashed into my house and stopped at my living room with wood flying everywhere. We jumped in shock, and time froze for everyone but me.

I sat down, feeling my heart pounding in fear. I looked at Qoone, who was still frozen mid-jump, and I smacked my face. She jumped down, blinking in shock at the frozen scene in front of her.

"John? Are you ok?" Qoone asked me worriedly, checking for any injuries, but she didn't find any.

"I'm fine. Are you injured?" I asked, and she shook her head in response. I blinked, and clothes appeared on our bodies. I didn't want anyone seeing her or me naked. That'll be embarrassing.

I stood up and went to the crash site wanting to know what went through my house. What I didn't expect to see was Superman behind General Zod, who is locked in a chokehold.

"Huh... I got cockblocked by Superman." I said in a normal tone and when I realized who it was, I started laughing, "Oh my God! Damn, I got cockblocked by Superman!! Hahaha, I gotta tell people this and put it on a shirt. First man in history, Cockblocked by Superman."

But before I could do that, Qoone tapped my shoulder, bringing my attention to her. "Maybe you could do that later? Right now is..." She trailed off, looking around the house.

I looked at the wood, plaster, and dust floating in the air. "Ahh, right. Sorry." I said sheepishly. I snapped my fingers, and my house rewinds back to normal.

The only thing that stayed the same was the broken tv and the two buff alien guys. Suddenly, Superman disappeared and reappeared in front of us as he blinked in confusion.

He looked around and focused on us, "Get out! It's not safe... for you?" Superman stopped talking when he noticed General Zod is not moving. "What? How?"

"That'll be me. Your welcome." I said, waving my hand, gaining Superman's attention.

"How... are you doing this?" He stared at me then at Qoone and did a double-take at her cat features.

"Just my powers, nothing special. Ah, before I forget, here you go." I said lightly, throwing him a crystal ball.

He caught it with a confused look on his face, and his eyes widened as it exploded in tiny pieces, traveling into his body. "What did you do?" He said, checking his hands and body. He turned around to check on General Zod, but he was gone.

"Made you immune to all colors of kryptonite, magic, made sure you didn't lose your powers if your not under the yellow sun and made sure you can have children with humans if you want. I also threw Zod and the rest of Kryptonians to another planet similar to earth. They will forget where earth is, so don't worry about them coming back. " I said, counting my fingers.

Superman stared at me in shock, unsure how to process this situation, and before he could say anything, he disappeared.

I applied a force field around my house, hoping for no more interruptions. I'll deal with that later and focused on the more important matter at hand, "Now, where were we?"

"I was over here, waiting for you," Qoone said sexily, shaking her rear at me with a wink.