Todoroki Residence.
I returned home and I must say that they hit me again, Fuyumi slapped me before kissing me, Nemuri was the same, even Nagant she punched me in the stomach before kissing me, they asked for Ramen from Buta-dancho and my desire for Ramen , Beer and lap pillows was fulfilled. I still had to hunt down the friends from All For One and an old witch since the bitch had not yet delivered the money, like it or not, I already won the game, there is no hero in this country crazy enough to pick a fight with me, And don't even talk about abroad, the other countries will not risk their national security to help this one, maybe it would be different if All Might still served as a symbol of peace but his era is over, the era where Japan was the safest place in the world The world has ended, Endeavor is on my side, the heroes from 2 to 10 are afraid of me, I have more than thirty immigration application letters with endless benefits.
This is my age, the age of Ice Ruler Ymir, where I will be the safest place in the world, the only person who could stop me is Miss Stars and Stripes from USA, that All Might impersonator with boobs has conceptual ability broken but even so, she can only stop me and not kill me, which I can do to her... harass with a clear arm.
Right now I'm resting between Nagant's defined but soft thighs while Fuyumi and Nemuri are making breakfast, by the way I'm enjoying his kazuma-style thigh, with my face tucked directly between his legs and it's very relaxing.
--Could you lie down in a normal way?
--Nope~ I'm very~ comfortable~ like this~
--But I don't~Daddy~
Nagant pricked my back with the tips of his bullets, the sign that I was not happy and as a good boyfriend, lover and obedient husband I turned and lay down in a more appropriate way, only now I had Nagant's breasts in my face, a interesting view.
--Happy~?
--Happy... now... What do you plan to do with those rats?
--When my arms recover~ I'll have a little festival~ even if it doesn't look like it your Daddy~ has good contacts between the heroes and the underworld~ a call here, a threat here, some broken bones and limbs stuck in the right places and lots of Information and evidence will reach your hands easily~
Nagant blinked before smiling and stroking my hair while laughing in his usual lunatic tone.
--Ahahahahahaha~ you really have those bastards by the balls~
--And ovaries~ there are women among them too~
--Yes, yes, and ovaries~ hahahahaha~
This beauty with blue and pink hair is crazy as a goat but still cares about the common good, she doesn't tolerate cheap hypocrisy and really appreciates my cheeky style, I kill when I have to kill, I torture when I have to torture, I forgive when I have to forgive, she, like me, abides by the oldest law in the world.
--An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, Hammurabi was right~
--Mankind's first civil code, Daddy~ never really loses its essence.
We both smile and share a soft kiss.
***
A few days later, my wounds were almost healed and I was back to normal. So this is what Mr. Pool felt? It's strange but passable.
The money is still not delivered and the corrupt politicians are still enjoying their lives, the only one who is running from one place to another like an ant in a hot pan is the minister and her cronies, they know they can't escape but they don't want to give up.
--Girls, I'm going to collect a debt and maybe we have to move to another country, so pack your bags~
--We know~*
--They're ready~**
--I don't have much to start with~***
Fuyumi, Nemuri and Nagant spoke in turns before each kissed and hugged me goodbye, I really don't know what I did to make these three women love me or at least not try to kill me in my sleep but whatever I'm doing, I am doing GOOD! And that's enough for me.
--I'll be back with money and a private jet~
I smiled at my wives and mounted my ice dragon, flying towards the city.
--Well, we have to prepare~*
--I hope we go to Italy~ I love its landscapes~**
--Good food, Good wine~***
The women laughed and returned to the house, taking for granted the crazy claims of the young man they love.
***
Headquarters of the Ministry of Human Administration.
*CRASH*
--HELLO! NOW! MY MONEY~!
I crashed directly into the ministry building, without mercy, freezing 98% of its structure and immobilizing everyone present.
--YMIR!
--Yeah~ now my money~ or your head~ take your pick~
I smiled as I placed a fancy ice guillotine on her neck.
--Do you know what you're doing?
The minister yelled as her assistants tried unsuccessfully to free themselves from the ice.
--Apart from collecting my money~ would I be taking out the corrupt and rotten garbage of this country, or am I wrong~?
I replied while modeling a few ice soldiers with axes to flank the attendees, if they don't pay me it will be the start of a festival of rolling heads~ until they pay me~ I'm serious the corruption in this country is enormous, if it wasn't for his stupid "Heroic" idealism and that "All For One" was more of a religious sect leader than a "SERIOUS" ruler or political leader, for the love of Yu Ilhan, that old bastard only with the influences of his little friends outside and Within the country, he could usurp the government from the shadows by putting a puppet as prime minister, all that act of villains against heroes could be avoided and his world of free use of gifts where he would flee as judge, executioner and god, would be stupidly feasible, but you don't have to do a fucking act of American superheroes, a parodied act of the bible, pretend to be a messiah and save the world... pure hoaxes.
I say; Or you open a path secretly in the shadows and win from the shadows, Or make a path head-on raising a mountain of corpses and a river of blood in one p*ta time, the paths extended by means of war, political and economic conflicts They are a bit of a nonsense after the third week, if you don't manage to win after the third round, you only have two options, either stop or create a bigger mess, where in the end no one cares who wins or loses since everyone spent too much resources enough to matter.
-- Are you really going to kill us?!
The minister looked at me with fear. I smiled.
--There is no hero in this country who is blind~ and much less after I circulated a certain file of more than 10,000 pages with all the dirty laundry of the Super Human Administration department through the internal network of heroes, it's a matter of time to leak to the public network, in short... even if the imperial family itself kills them, no one will lift a finger to save them.
The minister dropped her face and hit her forehead against the ice.
--You really did it, you destroyed our entire society .... You know what you've done!
--Take out the trash~ when you move the bag it's obviously going to stink~ but you still have to throw it away~ Will you pay or will you and your assistants die?
I pointed to the assistants, I knew that the old woman was a wretch but I wanted to give her a vote of confidence, if she refused, she was not only signing her death warrant, she was signing that of the other six assistants in the room, as well as that of many others.
What will you choose, pay or die and take hundreds of guilty and innocent with you?
***
--*Whistle* Well~ that was easy~ now~ let's go for the friends of All For One~
I flew over the city Peterhausen while cleaning the blood on my hands.
***
--Minister-sama, it's really alright...
--Shut up...I just lost a bet...thank heavens...that little devil still...has a heart..."
--But ma'am, your career...
--Dead, just like the career of the others and this ministry... that document killed the trust between the heroes and the department, it's only a matter of time before the trust of the public dies too...
--At least we're still alive... ma'am.
--At least... huh?"
The minister looked at the city with a melancholy look, before kicking the cadeber of the stupid assistant who tried to attack Ymir into the void.
--Listen that guy committed suicide after discovering his involvement in multiple cases of homicide and trafficking. Understood?
--HAI!
--Well... gentlemen we have to prepare for the fall, we must leave a stable ground for the new generations, the old ones will have to clean up our own mess.
--HAI!
***
Wiping out All For One's friends was easy enough with Yamafusa's help, heck we even broke Eve-chan out of prison just for further deterrence if my presence alone and a fully armed SWAT team wasn't enough.
--Ymirhs-chan~ you are~ so cruel~ I love it~
--Hahahahaha~ Behind the line Eve-chan~ the blood splatters~
Rei while pulling out the teeth of one of All For One's friends with a pliers, for his part Yamafusa dressed from head to toe in assault gear and a rifle is smashing the face of a bodyguard, for his part Eve-chan He is giving a big bear hug to the spoiled son of the bastard I am applying the orthodontics to.
I swear this is fun, seeing the horror on that spoiled kid's face as soon as a muscled Eve-chan dressed as a pink magical girl ran into his room and hugging him is priceless, heck the only thing that beats it is his terrified face, horror and disgust that the poor bastards have when Eve-chan gives them the hug, grope and French kiss combo hell that will give me nightmares but it's great, even Yamafusa almost vomited inside his gas mask.
Ymir, don't you think it's too much...
--Nah~ then let's throw these guys into Eve-chan's pavilion~
God you are evil...
--I love helping straighten out these bad kids, Captain Yamafusa-chan."
Eve-chan blew a kiss to Yamausa and Yamausa rolled on the ground and grabbed an unconscious guy and used him as a shield, it was just an air kiss but damn it's worse than a bullet.
--Yamafusa-chan~ you're~ so~ shy~
--Stop fucking Evankock and do your part... fucking...
***
It took us two days to clean up the high political, military and economic commands of the Friends of All For One, they were busy days but my bank account was never more full.
--I'm young, handsome and with more money than I could ever need~ I feel like Tony Stark~