Welcome to America (lysthegem)

Welcome to America, the greatest country on Earth. Where soldiers fight for our freedom, and immigrants come here just to give birth.

To live here comfortably, there's a few things you should know: You have to be Christian. You can't be gay. And you definitely can't have an afro.

Our schools are great! We have the best education system around! But OPE!, be careful, because next week you might just have to put your child six feet in the ground.

Capitalism is our standard, to keep everything in flow. Where the poor get poorer and taxing the rich is a definite no-no!

All men are created equal, that's something we live by. But only if you're straight and white. And women? Yeah, that here doesn't apply.

And if your health isn't the best, then it is okay!

Come down to the hospital, where we put you thousands of dollars in debt and send you on your way!

We also love to use the word Liberty, but once you say "my body, my choice" well we don't like that, and you will not be treated with dignity.

Thank you for reading! And loving the red, the white, and the blue. And if you want to move here, then come on over. But only legally, or we might just put your kids in cages too!!