Pain of acting like a child 1

[Transfer has ended, welcome to the real world, host]

As I open my eyes, I see a bright light

"Fuck, this is too bright"

Oh, is this my voice

It's too high for my taste.

Give me a sec. I need to do a few things

First, I look around if there is a mirror

...

There ain't one, though there is a bathroom

I'll go there later

Now, I must check if my dick is still in it's place

...

.

.

This...

This is...

Where is the di-

I'm kidding, it is there, but it is small, worthy of a child.

Now, of to the bathroom