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The 'pain' of acting like a child 2

[Transfer has ended, welcome to the real world, host]

As I open my eyes, I see a bright light

"Fuck, this is too bright"

Oh, is this my voice

It's too high for my taste.

Give me a sec. I need to do a few things

First, I look around if there is a mirror

...

There ain't one, though there is a bathroom

I'll go there later

Now, I must check if my dick is still in its place

...

.

.

This...

This is...

Where is the di-

I'm kidding, it is there, but it is small, worthy of a child.

Now, of to the bathroom.

Wait...

Why am I dressed clad in a white robe?

Why is my bed white and why do I have a heart monitor and a few other things attoached to me

Also, why is my body bandaged?

....

Oh, yeah!

The artificial soul got into an accident and that probably put me into a coma

Hey system, how long was my body out?

[Roughly 2 weeks]

And how old am I?

[4 years, 6 months, 8 da-

No need to get so specific

[Understood]

*SLAM* 

Suddenly I heard my room's door open

"PATIENT NUMBER 069 IS AWAKE"

And a doctor rushed in

"Mark, please don't walk so suddenly, it's dangerous to walk so suddenly after a coma"

"But I want to go to the toilet"

"Nurse, please guide him to the toilet and help him if needed"

"But I can do it on my own"

"This is a must, what if you trip over and get hurt more that you already are and I bet it's painful for you to walk around with such wounds"

"No, it doesn't hurt, now I'm walking to the toilet"

I started walking and pain assaulted my mind.

But who cares, I can bear it easily

The doctor, seeing me walk normally with all these wounds, could only stare at me with a shocked face, but he only asked

"Doesn't it hurt?"

"It's slightly painful, but the pain is very weak"

And I closed the doors of the toilet.

Ah, finally peace, I don't want to do these check-ups, let me rest in peace, I know my body better than you will ever be able to know because, you know, mana.

"Mark, please don't do any quick movements, it might open your wound"

Oh, now I'm totally running through the door, though I will use mana to prevent the wound from opening, it's a basic trick I learned after getting sent to so many suicidal missions by the military.

By the way, I'm not joining it ever again.

Though they will force all the superhumans to join the army through blackmail and such, making the army one of the most hated organizations.

It received so much hate that the old army was forced to be abolished, despite all the fixes it had and a new army was made, this one was actually good, though its name was shit, can't remember it, it was something along the lines of "Rising something something army"

Ah, that was a refreshing dump, now time to check out my looks

One hair is green, another is grey, this is different.

System, why are my eyes different, they were both green before regression.

[Lineage stimulation]

Ok

Why is my hair white

[Lineage stimulation]

Why do I have six fingers in both hands and feet

[Lineage stimulation in your father]

Why do I already see muscle

[Lineage stimulation in your father]

Ok

Any details on my dad's lineage?

[It seems to be a mix of werewolf, demon and dwarf]

[From your body and soul, I have information related to your mother's lineage]

Spill it

[A mix of fairy, elf, werewolf and angel]

[The demon and angel lineage part are the weakest, while the dwarf and elf are the strongest]

Then why is my father so tall

[Werewolf]

Oh

Ok, I have checked myself out, I must say, I need to shave as much fat of my body as I can.

If not for my short hair, people would think that I'm a girl.

Now, time to deal with a headache

[Remember, act emotionless with a slight hint of stubbornness and a big hint of distrust and most importantly, avoid talking]

Ok 

"I'm out"

"Finally, now please sit on this wheelchair and my assistant will take you to the place where the check-up will be taken"

I calmly sit on my chair

I have never sat on a wheelchair before, I must say, it's an interesting experience

'Magic Book'

Let's c what I wrote in here

.

Where are my notes and shit

[When you cast 'Magic Book', you were distracted by shopping]

Fuck you

[Not my fault you are easily distracted]

I have 'hyperfocus' and I get easily distracted, where is the correlation?

[Show me]

No, you

[N-

Moving on

Since there is nothing here, let's fill up some of the blanks

Then let's note down the things I need to find:

-A place where I can train martial arts, I know there are three different martial arts school near my home, I will go to all of them.

-Learn/re-learn dancing, there is a place that teaches a shit ton of different styles. Cassandra once told me as she was living near me when she was a kid.

Ugh, I don't want to go there, it will be a pain to go there as the only boy

Next on my list is:

-A place where I can properly learn how to use weapon, axe, spear, knife, throwing knife, throwing axe, wires/chains. I got knifes covered as it is taught in one of the martial art places. Similar thing for throwing knifes and axes, not sure if they will let a child near them though.

The problem is spear and axe, the nearest place I remember is in the next city.

Fuck.

Moving on,

-Compete that bullshit quest, there are might be a gym nearby, I will have to ask my parents about it.

-Learn things related to my talents, aka, blacksmithing and tailoring. 

I can't learn mana related things unless I buy the knowledge from the system and even then, the difficulty is 10x of what it should be due to the lack of mana in the atmosphere.

-Gather a competent team, I might me an all-rounder, but there are certain talented people I might get.

-Use up all the opportunities present before the start of 'The First Mana Wave', there are a few of them around the world

-Unlock the hidden stats: Constitution, Reflex and Instinct.

Constitution allows me to increase the load I can bear from skills, thus I can over-rank my active and passive skills by a lot and experience no harm. 

Reflex increases my reflex, instinct is similar, but it allows to also feel attacks that might come in the near future, if you reach 10k in that stat, you can sense if the attack will happen the next day and quite precisely too, though then you need the skill 'Self-Instinct manipulation'.

It's a skill that allows to manipulate your own sense stat, thus allowing you to block off signals that your instinct is sending you, though I will get that as it has a hidden benefit as well. 

-Learn Lithuanian, Ancient Roman, High German, Ancient Chinese and Ancient Persian.

Old languages all give boosting effects if used in magic-related things like casting spells, enchanting and so on.

I remember Lithuania becoming one of the most magic-tech vise advanced countries because Lithuania is a language that preserved the most of its roots, thus the world considered it an ancient language.

-Upgrade as many skills as possible beyond D- rank, though this might a heaven-given task for a masochist, I'm not one.

Now that I look at this list, there is a lot to do.

Fuck, ei-

"We have arrived, now please go lie down on this bed, I will run an x-ray through your body, I need to see if all the bones have safely recovered and so on

A/N: What I'm writing is purely my imagination, this might be real, might be not, though you can always check its credibility, and from this point 

"The x-ray has started, please don't move, otherwise I might need to re-do the body scan"

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