Calm Down, I'm Only Your God

(MC POV)

No, really, what the fuck? Why the hell are you praying right now?!

No wait, everyone is doing it as well?! Even you Allan?! Weren't you guys all about not being reliant on religion or something?!

Look! Your flyer here even says you're trying to abolish the current religious dogma the country has!

Oh wait… You never said you were going to abolish it, just that you were unhappy with the current standards and there's nothing here that says you're not going to start a new one either…

What the hell, you guys are just a bunch of people with too much free time on their hands aren't you? I feel like my feelings were cheated! Give me back my feelings!

Ugh… Just look at Cai Hong and Iris staring at me with equally sparkly eyes, I can already tell what they're thinking without them saying anything.

Ok wait, let's just calm down a little bit here, maybe they're just mistaking me for someone else.