THE GRUMPY GIRLFRIEND

"Hey!" Edge woke me up in the bed.

I groaned and tucked myself in the blanket.

"You sleep almost half of the day. It was already lunchtime. Hey, are you not hungry?" He keeps dragging my blanket out of me.

"Leave me alone, Edge. I am sleepy. Please!" I said it calmly.

"Do you still late up last night?" He seriously asked.

"Yes! So please, let me have enough sleep!" I exclaimed.

"I told you not to sleep late, right? It is bad for your health." He reminded.

"I know! I cannot sleep last night." I tried to defend myself.

"Why? You are thinking much again, or you watched something?" He accused.

"If I watched, you will hear it because we were sleeping in the same bed." I defended.

"Then, why?" He asked again.

"You were snoring so loud. I tried everything to shut your mouth so that I can sleep well, but nothing happened. I tried to sleep in the living room or on the floor, but it was too cold. I have no choice to sleep on the small couch, but I cannot sleep, and I do not fit in. So, it's your fault, and please let me sleep now." I explained everything that happened last night.

"Why don't you tell me about it or wake me up?" He asked like it's my fault too.

"Tss, turning table?" I whispered in a comment as I pulled the blanket and bringing myself into dreamland.

"Hey, wake up." He is trying to wake me up again.

I calmed myself. I sighed in disbelief as I sat down and madly stared at Edge like I am asking why he keeps waking me up when I'm trying to get some good sleep.

"I'm sorry, love." He seriously said while holding my hands.

"You were already ruining my sleep, so go away for a while, please, if you wanted to live longer. I madly want to choke you till you can't breathe." I warned while looking so mad at him and stood up as I get my towel in the chair as I walked into the bathroom.

After an hour of bathing, I wore a black colored oversized shirt, white shorts, and a black slipper. I walked out of the room and went to the kitchen. I saw Edge debating with himself about what happened earlier. We look like we planned to have the same color outfit today. Oh well, you look so handsome, but I'm so mad at him right now.

"Feeling guilty?" I commented.

He looked at me in shock, "Y-you're here!"

"Obviously yes, Edge." I stated in a grumpy tone, "What did you cook for lunch?"

"Eggplant omelet." He calmly said as he put down my lunch meal, "Here, enjoy your lunch."

I nodded as I started to eat my lunch.

"What did you do yesterday?" I started to ask while eating.

"Like the usual, why?" He immediately stated.

I looked at him suspiciously like I needed a valid explanation.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Like I've done something against your thoughts." He carefully asked.

"I've been living with you for almost two months, Edge. Yesterday is not like your usual work. You looked so tired on something aside from your regular work on the site or having a meeting. Plus, you were snoring that loud when you are too tired or drunk. So tell me, what exactly did you do?" I suspiciously asked.

He sighed and explained, "Yesterday is a mess. We are out of workers, so I volunteer myself to worked half of the day on the site, and the afternoon I drove back and forth in Pampanga for my important meeting with my other client."

"I don't believe you. I asked you the same question last night." I calmly said after the last bite of my lunch.

He looked at me like he doesn't remember anything that happened last night.

For my reason, I had a lack of sleep last night, and he woke me up when I felt so sleepy earlier. I need a little naughty revenge for him because I am too grumpy to forgive him.

"You told me you are having a great time with some girls in the bar. Your secretary brought you home so drunk. You began to be talkative when you're drunk as your secretary saying sorry about what happened. You passed out in the living room. You were too heavy for me as I lifted you from the living room to our bedroom. I was the one who changed your clothes after you vomited. As the night goes dark, you started snored so loud as I had a little adventure around the condo to sleep." I seriously explained as I tried not to laugh at my made-up story about what happened last night to him.

He looked at me with jaw dropped like that was a surprise to him, "That's what happened last night?"

I nodded as I drink my bottled water to hide my devilish smile.

"Love? That's true? Hey!" He called me like want to confirm everything.

I casually nodded and stood up as I walked out of the kitchen. Leaving Edge in puzzled thoughts as I sat down in the living room, I burst into a laugh. I heard Edge approaching me.

"Why are you laughing?" He seriously asked me and looked at me like fooled him.

I calmed myself and explained in a serious tone. "I'm sorry, love. I was messing you up. The truth is you came home so tired, and you fall asleep in the living room last night. I called your secretary to hurry to bring you to our room and asked him to change your clothes. But you snored so loud last night. That's why I stayed late up the night. I guess I fall asleep at 5 a.m. I felt being grumpy a while ago. And that was my made-up story for ruining my sleep earlier. "

He makes a so-called 'calm-myself-don't-be-mad-at-her' face to me, and he sat down beside me as smiling so bright.

I immediately keep my distance from him. I know what is that means.

He grabbed my hands as he started to tickle me in my weakest part.

The living room makes full of giggles and laughter.