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"Sex with no strings. Get your rocks off and then go your separate ways," she repeated herself and then began to embellish. "Women get just as horny as men."

She was sitting crossed legged, with back leaning against my bed watching the T.V. The couple on the screen were talking as they were pretending to engage in sex. I my sister looked a little enthralled by what she saw.

"I don't think that works, there are always complications," was my reply because in my limited experience, as soon as sex entered the equation things got difficult. When Scott was dating Katie Duncan after she had dated Monty, well that it nearly ruined ten years of friendship between all of us. Everyone was taking sides. Of course she was hot, so it was hard to blame him but then there is the unwritten Bro-Code 'You never date another guys EX, without his expressed permission, followed by the provision – YOU NEVER DATE ANOTHER GUYS EX.

"There doesn't have to be, why couldn't it be like masturbation?" she said plainly.

"You masturbate?" I asked nearly spitting out my popcorn. After I said it I almost regretted it but then I doubted I'd get an answer. I thought that would stop this conversation dead in its tracks. And we'd move onto some new and equally awkward moment.

"Of course I masturbate; it's not a gender specific practice." What the fuck do you do with that? I mean where does that conversation lead to next? We start talking about grandparents having babies, doesn't happen.

"Ok well then... I don't know what to say about that." I was embarrassed and intrigued all at the same time.

"Do you think my boobs are as nice as hers?" she says completely out of left field.

"Pardon?" I do not believe what I'm hearing at this point.

"Mila Kunis. Hers are kind of cute and perky, but mine are bigger." She looks at me dead pan as we're taking about snow accumulation, yesterday we had four inches they only had three.

"Uhm, I never really notice before." Which I hadn't really, Monty had a thing for my sister back when we were in grade nine but a short sharp shock to the head cured him of that and we never spoke of it again.

"There pierced you know." She said.

"What?"

"Not Mila's mine." She looked at me as she spoke.

"Fuck Janie?" I was being flooded with emotions I didn't know how to process.

"Now look who's dropping the F-Bombs." She laughed.

"Well this isn't our normal conversation." I said.

"Ok well it should be." She said plainly as she continued to watch the movie. "You ever make out with a girl with a piercing?"

"No?" I said again startled by the direction this conversation was headed.

"Well it's weird at first but oral sex is great!" at that point she was looking me square in the eyes. I couldn't tell if she was playing me or not.

"Jesus Janie! I'm not sure I'm comfortable having this conversation." I said.

"Well get comfortable. I've got piercings and tattoos and I made out with a chick before." She turned back to the TV almost like she was pouting.

"Wholly Fuck TMI much."

"Well I did more than make out actually. Now that was an experience." I couldn't tell if she was serious or not but the sly smile on her face was unnerving.

"I got pictures." She said it in a sing song tone that was deliberately meant to tease and provoke.

I just sat there dumb founded and listened as she went on. Images of my sister with one of her friends kept permeating my thoughts.

"Fuck I miss sex!" she spouted. "Getting laid, big cocks, wet pussies."

She rolled over on her side and looked straight at me as she spoke, "Looks like it's me and the three sisters' tonight."

"Again Janie T - M – I!"

"There's nothing to say, I get horny and I masturbate." She wasn't giving up; we were going to have this conversation. "Don't you get horny?"

"Uhm... Ok well, uhm... so." I was literally turning red and blushing. I was lost for words and stymied.

"Oh my don't tell me you're embarrassed. You don't know what to do about the thought of your big sister masturbating?" She was right I didn't.

"Uhm... well I ah..." I was a babbling fool.

"My nipples get hard, my pussy gets wet and I have this unbelievable urge." Her voice was soft and sultry.

"Oh my." Again I was barely able to form sentences. Best grades in my class and I couldn't form a decent thought.

"I want to spread my legs and slide my hand down between them." She began to lean back and I could see her legs spreading under the blankets. "My hand wants to travel down over my mound to touch my soft full pouty outer lips, gently spreading myself open and sliding a finger into my soft centre."

"Oh god." What was happening here? Suddenly I was in the middle of some cheap dime store novel. 'Dear Penthouse...'

"My clits pierced too you know." She dropped that like the bomb she knew it was.

"My other hand wants to reach up and cup my breast, squeezing it firmly, exciting my nipples so I can pull and pinch on them, imagining my lover coming closer to me." She closed her eyes and parted her lips, her tongue just barely protruding from her mouth as she slowly licked her lips.

I thought I was going to die. I was literally having an out of body experience. I was aroused and panicked all at the same time when suddenly.