Boring Summer [#6]: Family Dinner

Stiles held tightly on the steering wheel of the truck- On the back? About 10 Members of the Guerra Pride, since they were going to bust an entire organization built around putting animals and supernatural creatures in fighting rings (For what? Siles assumes this whole thing is entertainment), they are mostly focused on Shifters or Beast-like supernaturals, animals, and inhuman supernaturals. Danny was able to find the site used by the Ringmaster to stream the fights; Ring Fight was the name of the site used by mostly Hunters who were a bunch of sadistic fuckers! Stiles and the others winced when they watched some of the fights, seeing shifters locked on their bodies by these cursed (literally) collars around their necks- Stiles watched as Stags, Moose, Lions, Tigers, Wolves, and shifters locked in their Beta and even Alpha forms.

Cruel was the only word that could be used to describe this whole situation. 

Eleonor and Miguel had insisted on gathering information through watching the fights, Stiles gave them the laptop he used to access the site and watch as many fights as they could- Every now and then Stiles heard a growl and hiss coming from behind the truck, they were on their way to the meeting point and would get there in about 30 minutes. The rest of the drive there was spent by Stiles looking over the information they had managed to gather thanks to Danny and Miguel's Left Hand connections; The Ringmaster and the Fighting Rings were the official name of this organization, although calling it a "club for rich assholes who like to watch brutal and inhuman fights" would be more descriptive. "We're getting closer." Stiles warned the Weres behind the truck while they angrily roared about something they were watching, Stiles knew that he would have a problem keeping them calm through the whole operation- He is thinking about how he could infiltrate this whole thing and free every single creature under this "club for rich sadistic assholes' hands". 

Here they are- Two hours away from the Guerra territory, closer to the border between the two Pack and Pride that the Guerras don't really like. The Caçadores are a Pack of mostly Werehyenas and a few Werecoyotes, while the Pacificadores are a Pride of Werelions, or rather, a Harem of Werelions with an Alpha Male Werelion and about 12 female Werelions who are used to reproduce, when the kids grow they are either driven out of the pack or submit to the Alpha, the guy's apparently an asshole that wanted Eleonor for his Harem and once denied threatened her son, which had them really angry. Alejandro, however, had fallen in love with a young member of the Pacificadores Pride and the rest of the story you already know. The Caçadores and Pacificadores have a certain understanding slash alliance slash tolerance of each other and their borders, their hunting ground aren't that large and the game they hunt are mostly small animals. The Pacificadores raise cattle they sell and use to hunt in their land, which is really something! The Caçadores do buy the cattle from the Pacificadores to hunt amongst themselves too. 

Werecreatures sometimes have needs, okay? Don't judge them.

They soon arrived at the "drop point" in which the driver was given the instructions to leave the truck and walk away, the same person that contacted them would later pay them- Stiles left the truck, went around the back and transformed into a rodent, he got into the truck and quickly got the fake collars around the others, telling them to stay in their shift and those who cannot fully shift to act like they weren't in complete control. Pedro, the policeman who was Eleonor's Beta pretended to be the driver, since he was human, he'd later find them with the tracker Stiles had on him, he and his police force! Because the local authorities were aware to some degree about the supernatural world, i mean, there was a Chupacabra going rampant so there was no way they could've stopped it without the Guerra Pride's help. "They're coming." Hissed Miguel in his lion form, Stiles had given the Weres instructions on how to act, and easily they all slipped into their roles as wild beasts. Stiles himself turned into a white fox with pale blue eyes, staring into the eyes of the hunters that opened the back of the truck- 4 of them, from the smell of it! [Scent] was a cool spell and really useful too, so was [Tremorsense] at that moment seeing as Stiles easily felt as one of the four hunters went to the front to drive them somewhere, meanwhile the other hunters were talking to themselves, whenever one of them got too close to the cages, the ones inside lashed out.

Stiles of course did the same.

Acting was really fun! 

"Fucking animals." One of the men cursed under his breath in Spanish, Amanda was able to growl low, translating what they were saying to Stiles: "Glad they'll probably all die, Avalanche will have a ball with them." Stiles had not watched the videos, but he recognized Avalanche, mostly because Avalanche was the poor Polar Werebear that was kept under his full shift, he was the champion of the Ringmaster and the Fighting Rings show and annual competitions, the undefeated champion i might add! He has won about 7 championship games in a row, which means he has been locked in his bear form for at least 7 years! "C'mon Cabron, leave them alone- Don't want to upset the boss now, do we?" With that they left, but not before one of them kicked one of the cages, getting them to roar and growl and hiss at him before he left laughing. "Wow, what an asshole." Stiles' voice was heard even though he whispered, since most of them there had super hearing: "I mean, seen worse." Was Eleonor's very helpful answer- Stiles could feel himself being so helped right now.

It took them about 2 extra hours to stop, but the whole way they discussed their plans, from A to Z, which Stiles was very proud of. Plan A was simple; Get inside, break everyone out, kill the hunters, and lock the ones who were alive still while also getting the rich assholes who like to watch brutal and inhuman fights locked away for as long as they can- Stiles also suggested getting their riches by fucking robbing them, which was cool, Miguel was really on par with that plan. Getting inside was extremely easy! They were overconfident with their system, so much that they didn't even bother checking on the collars before they knocked out every single Were with gas mistletoe mixed with tranquilizers, which was slightly overkill but it worked! Even Stiles was knocked out for about 5 minutes before waking up, not because the tranquilizer was weak, but because of the spell he casted before going down! 

[Curing Mist: Abjuration lvl 2 Spell

You emit a pulse of soothing mist out to a distance of 10ft. This mist removes the blinded, deafened, paralyzed, stunned, and poisoned conditions from any creatures you choose within its radius of effect. Alternatively, instead of removing debilitating conditions, you may use this spell to cure diseases from afflicted creatures.]

A level 2 spell! He was actually really proud of himself, his 15 SP went down to 13, he had read and practiced over the spell before he successfully casted it now, and Amanda and Miguel, who were both close to him, woke up earlier too, he chose them to cure because they were the few who could keep their cool and keep acting unconscious inside their cages like he was doing- They took them inside this building, Stiles felt the scents around him change and he could hear the shouting of people from afar, they were dragged for about 30 minutes inside this dark place and their cages were thrown somewhere, after 5 more minutes everybody started waking up, 5 minutes which Stiles spent going over his magic and carefully manipulating a [Crystal Spike] to form a thin but durable lock picking gear! Which was given to Miguel, who was really good at picking locks, soon they were all freed- "Everybody knows what to do, right?" Eleonor asked and they nodded, Miguel went alongside Stiles so they could get as many supernatural creatures and animals free as they could, with Stiles's magic and contributions, Miguel was able to free a lot of creatures. Stiles took off the collars of many shifters, giving back their freedom.

There were 30 animals- They were really aggressive, but Stiles was able to calm the majority of them down, those who refused to were swiftly dealt with, given freedom from life itself. Stiles did shed tears for a small feral kitten that refused to cooperate, he did not kill her but he did free her seeing as she couldn't do much damage like the feral crocodile that almost bit his hand off! Stiles, with Amanda's help, managed to heal as many of the Weres and Magical Beings as they could, and soon their plan was set in motion. With about 30 wild animals, 50 Shifters, 65 Supernatural creatures (Sentient magical animals or beings of magic), and with the surprise factor, they soon decimated the place. 

There were a few witches working for the hunters, a few warlocks and some other shifters as well, they were killed mercilessly since they worked for the enemy. The majority of the rich people were either outright killed or maimed half to death, the Ringmaster was none other than a old man hunter who had too much money and a delusion of grandeur and God complex, Stiles was not swift with him- Instead, he gave him to Avalanche, the terrifying Werebear was ruthless and tore the man to pieces while everyone watched, every single creatures there suffered, there were many dead and so many, so so many broken… The end was not yet here, they had to get out, and only then did the challenges start. "So, what's gonna happen is the following- We're gonna get out, and then set fire to the building. Then the animals are going to run and we'll get these rich fuckers to confess that this place was a secret gladiator fighting ring for the rich to watch humans being mauled and maimed to death by animals- Any complains?" There were absolutely none, they just wanted to leave! 

Stiles did steal some wallets on the way out from the rich and dead fuckers, a couple bucks, documents, and more importantly; Credit cards. 'Will give them to Danny later, he'll have fun with these…' Transferring money from rich fuckers and giving to themselves? Danny and Stiles' favorite hobby. 

Pedro had his policeman arrive about 10 minutes later, the animals had ran off already and caused chaos, a few people (Humans) decided to be the ones to give their reports, telling the horrors they lived and how almost no one survived what happened to them- The majority of the human identities of the shapeshifters there were either declared dead or had disappeared, Stiles and the Guerra Pride would help them get back to their family (if they had one) or settle down, Avalanche did not leave Stiles' side after he jumped down on the ring while a fight between him and a bull was going on, he had raised two earth barriers and slammed them on his bear body, which stopped him while he healed and calmed the bull down enough that he did not attack again. Meanwhile, chaos was going around them, fire and guns, claws and teeth, blood and pain, freedom and relief. 

Stiles somehow had gotten the respect of the giant man, who shifted back into this absolute daddy of a man- He was about 6'7 feet tall, white hair, white beard, and absolutely ripped and muscular, he had declared something in a language he couldn't understand, but it was clearly european? He later spoke again in English, but with a thick Russian accent: "I thank you little man, for granting me my deepest desire. I will follow you to the end of the earth." And damn, if that wasn't hot, he didn't know what hot is! He contemplated fucking him, but the man was old enough to be his father! Apparently he spent about 10 years with those fuckers, but he was trapped in his bear form for about 15 since the witch who trapped those in their animal form (Stiles made sure to kill her himself, she was the Ringmaster's little bitch) was his sister! Big shock right there… His name was Urian Guncharov, he was about 34 years old, and he was an Alpha Polar Werebear, he didn't really need a pack seeing as bears (specially males) are rather solitary. 

He did, however, want a Mate.

Stiles was not on the list because the hot bear daddy was straight as a metal pole, he did, however, cozy up to Amanda- Who took it in stride, she was wild and he was wild, together their sex was bound to be brutal. "Just so you know, I can make healing potions for you." Stiles of course saw the business opportunity there! He laughed when they returned, he will be spending about another 3 days here! Why? Because he got invited to a Supernatural club by Miguel, the Werelion was friends with the owner and Stiles asked the man if he could get his friend and do a drag show there- The answer? An enthusiastic hell! The owner was this pretty chill vampire guy, the show and party will mostly be the packs and prides of the surrounding areas, Stiles managed to get his girls to come and they will perform together once again, this time in another country. 

Diamond Dust, Judypop, Gaia, Vikky Essa, Spark, and Heaven Haze are going to have so much fun. 

—-

Derek was almost entering a deep stage of despair- Stiles had disappeared!

He called him, Isaac called him, Scott called him, even Lydia called him- And he didn't pick up the call! They were getting really worried, but on the second day he was gone, there was shocking news; The Sheriff and Chris Argent were boyfriends!? "What the fuck!?" Peter had actually screamed and flashed his eyes before making a whining sound, like a kicked puppy: "Without me!? I'll have a serious discussion with them right now." And he had left, only to return hours later smelling like John, Chris, sex, contentment, and a sickly sweet scent of affection and love for the first time in years! Derek was too busy being happy for his uncle and freaking out over Stiles being gone that he did not comment on the fact that his uncle fucked both Chris Argent and Sheriff Stilinski. 

"Ah, apparently Stiles' on Mexico with some friends. He'll come back in about a week or so, Johnny~" the nickname for the Sheriff, apparently? "-said he was safe there and called him every single night, so no worries there dear nephew." He took his phone with him- Which means he purposely ignored their calls, which hurt more than he thought it would, even more so when he knew he was the reason Stiles was ignoring his best friend, his crush and was not on Beacon Hills anymore- To get away from him and the Pack he was kicked out of. "Derek?" A hand rested on his shoulder, making him flinch slightly as if he was kicked out aggressively out of his thoughts, he looked at his uncle whose eyes were flashing blue at him: "It's gonna be okay- I found my happiness, or what i think can be it, you'll have yours too. We're gonna help you, okay?" He nodded- for the first time allowing himself to be vulnerable around his pack and uncle, who just sighed and hugged him awkwardly before Derek sneezed. 

"Urgh, go take a bath, seriously." 

Peter did so, but after laughing and pointing out that he will get laid soon like the asshole that he is. 

Derek really hopes so.

—-

Danny was excited- His parents had allowed him to go to Mexico with his friend for 3 days, and with him went Jammy, Howard, Keaton, Adrian on the same plane and they soon arrived at the airport, they were received by Stiles and a few hot people! They were a Pride, like a pack, but for cats instead of wolves. "So, are they really soft, and plus, is that big guy fucking you or what? I can feel the fuck me eyes from here!" Of course Jammy was the one to ask the first and most deranged question, Stiles and the crew soon started discussing how Miguel wanted to fuck Stiles and soon it somehow went to the fact that Werecats had barbed penises to stop their mate from fleeing their clutches, which had Stiles admitting he preferred knots, silencing the whole car before they started discussing other supernatural penises- It was more entertaining than Danny thought it would be.

"We should really create a bestiary full of information solemnly on the penises of supernatural creatures!" Slamming his hand on his knee, Keaton had this grin on his face that was mirrored by them all- What? It was fun! Besides, they had some experience with the penises of some supernatural creatures, Howard was a Selkie himself while Jammy was a Fae who was very promiscuous in his youth and has had experiences with many supernatural creatures. "So, it turns out Werebears have the thickest dicks shortly followed by Werebulls in second, Werewolves in third, Werecats in fourth, and Werecrocodiles in fifth?" Stiles wrote down Jammy's personal list, the Fae one grinned as he nodded, Danny was trying really hard to keep a straight face while Howard was shyly going through his phone, Adrian was also giving his own list, although smaller than Jammy's it had more details on more… Freaky ones. "Wait, Centaurs have a horsecock? For real?" The young man nodded with a bright smile- He was one freaky human! 

Meanwhile, Miguel, who was driving: *awkwardly pretends to be invisible*

They soon got on the Guerra Pride lands, where most of the rescued Supernaturals were brought to- Some wanted to follow Stiles back where he came from because they felt safe with him (But he couldn't bring them to Beacon Hills without outing his own secrets, and Derek would find them sooner or later) which had him thinking if he should start adopting whole ass adults, but he didn't deny them- Instead he said he'd consider once he asks the Alpha of the land they'd be going to, they'd have to either submit to the Alpha or join the Pack to be allowed in the land regardless. "Guys, these are my friends-" Soon he was attacked by two little wolf pups who had grown a lot faster than he thought possible, they matured easily thanks to their magical bond of a pack, now they were the size of juvenile wolves and their speech had grown a lot! ""Mama! Who are they? Why do they smell funny?"" Although they still call him Mama (not that he minds) and they now speak in synchroni most of the time, like some Weasley Twins bullshit. He greeted his children: "These are your Aunts and Uncles-" He was also attacked by the arms of two small children, his children, who he quickly brought to his arms! He chuckled with them and spoke in Druidic to them, they were more comfortable speaking Druidic with him after all! "Hey my little babies, how are you both doin'?" 

"Good mama!" They all started calling him mama, and since he doesn't mind, he lets them. Stiles is going to Senior Year and is already a mom! He is so proud of himself. "And these!" He held his treasure closely: "Are my kids- Eli and Ammy." Soon, the Aunts and Uncles started cooing for the cuties, Jammy was good with Ammy seeing as the little one was a bottle of chaos ready to be unleashed in the world, Howard was more quiet and understood Eli better so they got along well, and by the end of the day they became official uncles and aunts. Stiles even declared them the kid's Godparents! There were a lot of tears and alcohol after that, not that no one minded, it was an amazing first night of vacation for them and they enjoyed themselves a lot. 

The very next day, they went to the nearest shopping center and they prepared themselves for the night show they were going to put- Biodegradable Glitter? Ready! Shiny goods? Ready! Songs? Ready! 

Their show was a-fucking-mazing! Because it was a Supernatural NightClub, they could go all out on their presentation, so Stiles casted [Fearie Fire] a bunch of times and spread the magic around the club, he managed to change the color of the lights the spell surrounds people in, creating this magical night for everyone there- They presented as a group with a single song for a remix of six different songs, but only after each of them sang or lip sync to their own songs, which were; Spark - W.I.T.C.H., Heaven Haze- Curses, Gaia - Hellfire, Diamond Dust- Oh No (I Feel Like The Worst So I Always Act Like I'm The Best), Judypop- Bubblegum Bitch, and Vikky Essa with the song Closer by Sweetie fear H.E.R.! Their remix was like it was a whole new song because of their weird combinations, they sang in harmony in some parts and even acted like they were battling each other, it was amazing.

In the end, they all bid their goodbyes with a bow as the crowd went wild- They made a pretty hefty sum with tips and the owner paid them, of course he did, their show was a-fucking-mazing! At the end, they went to the bar and had a few drinks, even though technically Stiles, by US laws (or by any law at the moment? He is, like, 17!) shouldn't be drinking, he did and did not care about it. He even smoked a few bunts as well, it was enough to make him happier for the moment but not enough to make him unable to rationalize. "Babies~" Danny hugged him tightly, making Stiles chuckle as Danny was a touchy drunk, he loved to hug and dance when he was drunk! "Let's dance!" He pulled Stiles to dance to Cure For Me by Aurora, which was a cutesy song but also fun to dance to. Stiles was like he was possessed by an Irish ghost because he pulled moves he did not have the usual elegance or skill to do- But hey, he did it, so it was fun! A split hurts, like, really bad, but not the worst pain Stiles has ever felt- Being electrocuted isn't fun.

Miguel ended up dancing with him a lot too, it was fun, at the end of the night Jammy had dragged a few guys to the bathroom to do what they wanted to do- Howard had somehow managed to convince or seduce the very Straight™ Werebear known as daddy Urian Guncharov to fuck him! Well, apparently the daddy polar bear found him to be his Soulmate? Apparently that's a thing so hey: Hope still lives! Stiles prayed for the poor Selkussy that would be destroyed while also keeping Danny entertained for the night, they got back to the Pride beyond midnight and Adian, Howard, nor Jammy did not come back with them for the night, go team! Stiles sadly did not get some, even though there were a lot of people there who wanted a piece of him, no, he wanted to at least wait for a few more weeks before he gives up his virginity to someone- He likes Miguel, don't get me wrong, but he only likes Miguel. 

He loves another. Another who will never love him, sadly.

The next and last day in the Guerra Pride started with Stiles giving his friends and the human members of the Guerra Pride a potion to soothe their hangover pain. Drinking a lot of water was also a must! Stiles chuckled when the majority of the people who weren't Weres (and even some Weres) were suffering from heavy hangovers. Stiles was practically worshiped by them! He used the new cantrip spell that worked really surprisingly well to get rid of hangover headaches: [Soaking Hands]! The spell worked the following way: Stiles would wet his hands and massage the temple of the person who was complaining from their headache, since this spell is used to stimulate healing in the body and can also be used to hydrate someone's body- Which is what he did! Both stimulated their body's natural healing and gave the brain more water to work with by hydrating the body. 

And that's how he got rid of about 25 peoples' hangover headaches in 5 minutes. Got asked his hand in marriage by 13 of them, 5 tried to kiss him as a thank you (jokingly), 3 tried to kiss him as a thank you (not jokingly), and 4 wanted to keep him forever. 

Since today was his last day at Guerra's Pride (the Queens decided to stay a little more, Danny was coming back with him on a road trip), Stiles got a farewell little party! It would better to call it barbecue, because they were eating meat and chatting and Stiles got to play with the kids while three very horny men watched from afar and wooing how good he was with children- Apparently all Werecreatures have that breeding kink, that need to reproduce and increase their number in the world, which is how they select who is a good Mate Material™! If they are: [1] Good with kids, [2] Wants kids, [3] Are attractive to them, [4] Smell right, [5] Aren't raging psychopaths who want to burn down your family, and [6] If they would be cool knowing you could go furry sometimes. 

Which is why Miguel (Werelion), Andre (Wereleopard), and Pedro (Human) were all just watching him play with the kiddos and tell them jokes, making them laugh- His laugh was like sunlight, his skin was soft, his eyes were gates to another realm because in no way he was human! He is too beautiful. 

A few hours later and it was 12:00PM, which meant Stiles and Danny were leaving already! To bring back all his own pack, the Alpha Mate himself would drive them back on a truck! Which was awesome because Alejandro was coming along with them too, it will take them 2 days to complete the journey, well, if they sleep on the way of course. 

Which they did.

Danny got to really know Alejandro and liked the kid, he was snarky like Stiles and full of sarcasm alongside a pint of asshole that just made the best mix of a future mini-Stiles that he started calling the kid Kitty by the end of their way back. "I'm not a kid anymore!" He whined and slapped Danny's hand that messed up his hair, the grin on the three older ones in the truck was amazing! Two of them would go on the front (Alejandro and Adriano) while two of them went in the back alongside the others. (Stiles, Danny, Nalunod, Avalon, Erebus, Skoll, Hati, Eli, Ammy, and Malia!) The window between the truck's "head" and "body" was wide enough for Danny to shove his hand through, which he did mainly to annoy Alejandro- Stiles told stories to the young ones, whispered and sang lullabies in both Latin and Polish, he even sang in Druidic (Which caused a bunch of flowers to grow around him as he casted [Druidcraft] while singing) that somehow sounded a lot like a weird mixture between Irish, Scottish, and Celtic thrown into a blender and mixed with mystical water and siren's blood. 

He did successfully make Eli and Ammy go to sleep though. 

"We're here!" Stiles smiled- They took Danny first to his house, where he was greeted by his family and hugged, Stiles spoke with them for a while before sending a message to his dad who wanted to meet Adriano and greet Alejandro properly, and now? Here they are! And standing right at the door is- "Stiles." 

Derek Hale.

And his dad- Both who are looking rather friendly? Stiles resisted the urge to ask questions, instead he eyed his dad with a focused gaze as he quickly casted [Scent] before taking a whiff- Derek's scent was heavenly, completely and utterly amazing, he smelled so fucking good that Stiles almost had in him to forgive him based on scent alone- but no, he isn't that easy (Of course he is, but he doesn't want to be)! "Well, color me surprised dad." Stiles could smell the scent of sex on him- At first he thought: With Derek? But the scent of sex on him was distinctly only on him and not on Derek, who smelled like awkwardness? Yeah, he smelled awkward and embarrassed. "Is Chris still here? Or Peter even?" He smelled both men on his dad, or scents which reminded him a lot about them both, his dad gave him a surprised look to which he received the judgmental eyebrow that screamed 'I know everything' making the older man blush lightly before sighing and nodding, pointing up. "Oh, so that's why you look so awkward and embarrassed huh? Heard things you didn't want to hear?" From behind him came Adriano and Alejandro, Stiles smiled at them both: "Ah dad, sorry but the guests will have to leave, it's family dinner tonight remember?" Of course Stiles couldn't let both Guerras leave without eating anything!

"I think it's better for you to leave, Peter, Derek." Stiles did not look at Derek before he turned around and went to the back of the truck as he said loud enough for his dad to hear: "Dad, help me here with these little buggers, they are still sleeping!" His dad came to help him, and Stiles couldn't help the cooing noise that left his lips once his dad carried Ammy in his arms while Stiles carried Eli, soon Malia, Skoll, and Hati jumped off and went after their friend (mother) until they smelled the intruding wolf. They barred their teeth at the intruder only to be scolded by Stiles: "Skoll. Hati. Malia. He is the Alpha of the territory, do not growl at him please…" He sounded exhausted for a moment, as if he spent too much time saying the same thing over and over again- and is that a fucking horse!? "Nalu, go to the back, I'll make your pond tomorrow." The horse huffed through his nose before he galloped off to the Stilinski's household backyard. 

Derek Hale was too stunned to speak.

"It's nice meeting the Alpha of the Hale Pack- My name is Adriano Guerra, Alpha Mate to Eleonor Guerra, of the Guerra Pride." There was a gasp from above, clearly from his uncle, because if the Hales are the royalty of Werewolves, the Guerras are the royalty of Werepanthers! Dating back, the Hales were considered descendants of Lycaon himself while the Guerras are believed to be descendants of the panthers that destroyed the world that one time when it rained panthers. "It's nice meeting you as well." Derek kept his tone formal and emotionless, even though his chemosignals were pretty loud: Confusion, Jealousy, Wonder, Hurt, Curiosity, Embarrassment, Tender Love- So many confusing emotions in a little span of time had Alejandro sneezing, not used to chemosignals yet, even more so from an Alpha, whose scent is always more pungent and strong. "We, the Guerra Pride, would like to formally request an audience with you, Stiles' Alpha to meet his Pack-" Stiles' answer was short, quick, and went right through Derek's heart: "He's not my Alpha Adriano, neither am i part of his pack- You've already met my pack, and i am my own Alpha, you know that by now." Adriano chuckled as Alejandro went past him into the house before sneezing and groaning. 

"Oh shit, it stinks of sex in here!" The young boy groaned and Stiles snickered before giving him a small cloth, which the boy eagerly smelled before he started purring. "Plants are a good scent to smell, even more so catnip." Adriano stopped for a moment before he incredulously asked, his eyebrows lifted even higher than Derek's own: "Did you just give cat drugs to my kid?"

"Pffft- Don't worry, it also smells like other shit so he doesn't get hornier than a teenage werepanther boy." 

Peter soon came downstairs with Chris on toll, they both looked red, but only Chris looked ashamed. If nothing, Peter looked delighted and deeply entertained. "Stiles!" He went for a hug but Stiles dodged masterfully out of the way as Erebus landed on Peter's shoulder and started pecking him aggressively- Stiles simply snorted before picking up the pissed off birb and holding him gently like hamburger. "Calm down Erebus." Peter muttered something under his breath as Stiles took the raven away, but his eyes lingered on the two children that laid on the sofa, sleeping peacefully: "I'll bring Eli and Ammy to their room, dad can you get Skoll, Hati, and Malia some beef? Nalunod is in the backyard and Avalon is on the roof, he'll join us soon-" He stopped for a moment before giving an analyzing look on the two men his dad was sleeping with, he pondered for a moment threatening them, but he dismissed it as he had better things to do.

Such as cook for his dad and their guests! "Now, not to be rude but already being rude- Please get out, family's dinner tonight and you both might be my dad's boyfriends but both of you threatened me on multiple occasions, so I'm sorry I do not consider you both family yet." He paused before turning to look at Derek's confused but stoic face- his eyes expressed as much emotion as his eyebrows did sometimes: "Also, I'm not part of your pack so you're not a part of my family, so please get out of my property while i feed my family thank you." 

In the end, they did leave, but just to be sure Stiles casted [Circle of Privacy] by sprinkling mountain ash in the air and manipulating where it would fall by doing the same thing he did when he was at the club- Believing it would! Normally the spell takes a pound of salt or so, but with mountain ash he has a better control of the circle and the spell easily maintains the circle of silence in which sound does not escape from. 

"So, dad…" 

"Yes?"

"I'm adopting Eli and Ammy."

"'Kay, can we have meat now?"