Drink down Thor and go get the hammer

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Seeing this, Alex threw a large roll of U.S. dollars at the boss. At the same time, he threw his wine glass to the ground and said, "Why are you standing there in a daze? Bring the strongest wine. I've bought all the wine here today. If you don't get drunk, you won't get home!"

The boss unfolded the roll of money, suddenly smiled, and hurriedly motioned for the local men to sit down. With such a large roll of hundred-dollar bills, you can't usually earn so much money in a month. As long as you manage enough money, throwing a glass is nothing, and it's not a valuable thing.

Thor laughed loudly, "I didn't expect that when I came to Earth, I'd meet a brother with such a good temper. You are very good. I will make you my friend."

"Hey, hold on. I don't make friends with lightweight drinkers. Show me you can drink first, then we'll talk," Alex said.

Thor didn't expect that someone on Earth would dare to challenge his authority, and he suddenly became more motivated to compete.

The two drank one glass after another. The large beer glasses, usually used by local men for draft beer, seemed more enjoyable to them than drinking water. They threw them away after drinking, and the broken wine glasses shattered on the ground.

The other looked on, intrigued.

"A good drinker! Brothers, we can't let two outsiders outdo us," shouted a local man from the West.

"Drink!!!"

A group of local strong men also started drinking heavily. Since someone had booked the place, they might as well follow suit, throwing their wine glasses to the ground after drinking.

The atmosphere in the bar suddenly reached its peak, filled with a raw, male energy.

Jane and Daisy were stunned, looking at each other. "What kind of species are men? Why do they break a few wine glasses after drinking?" Jane asked, bewildered.

Daisy touched Jane, "Jane, I think Thor seems quite normal compared to that oriental man. It's a pity such a handsome man seems to have a hard time with his brain."

Jane said helplessly, "Men are all the same after drinking."

Although Thor's physique is far superior to that of humans, he has been deprived of his divine power. How could he possibly outdrink Alex's abnormal physique? After more than ten glasses, he started to blush.

Fortunately, his drinking didn't cause any trouble. Instead, he just called Alex "friend."

The God of Thunder was born into a distinguished family, fought numerous battles in his life, and always had smooth sailing. This falling out with his father was already the biggest setback in his life, and it was inevitable to feel a bit down.

But Alex knew that Thor's most difficult days were yet to come. Compared with the future catastrophe, this small setback was like child's play.

Thor finally got drunk and muttered something like, "Father, Mother, Loki."

As for Erik Selvig, he was already lying on his chair and snoring.

Alex picked up one of them with one hand and said to Jane and Daisy, who were stunned, "Where do you live? I'll take them back to sleep."

Jane said, "I live in an RV and have no place to put two grown men. You can take them to a hotel."

"That won't work," Alex shook his head. "You knocked this guy down. He seems to have some brain issues now and refuses to go to the hospital. Who will take care of him if you don't?"

Jane, feeling helpless and unable to argue, reluctantly agreed.

She never expected that Alex deliberately brought them together to alter the original plot. In the original plot, Thor and Jane talked in the RV and eventually became lovers, which triggered a series of subsequent events, including the important turning points involving the Aether - the Reality Stone.

Alex threw Thor into Jane's RV. Erik naturally had to be taken back to the hotel. Otherwise, how would the plot develop with two men sleeping in the same bed?

After placing Erik, Daisy approached, touching Alex's arm. "Handsome guy, want to take a rest too? My room is upstairs."

Alex's appearance and figure met the standards of handsome men in both China and the West. More importantly, his aura of strength and invincible self-confidence was irresistible to women.

This Western girl was so open-minded. Alex looked at her, feeling a flicker of temptation. But he had Natasha Romanoff, and since their relationship was still complicated, he didn't want to cause any more trouble.

"I'm a man with a wife," Alex said.

Daisy was even more excited, and said softly and seductively, "I didn't see you wearing a ring. In our place, if you don't wear a ring, you aren't married. You can break the rules temporarily."

Alex didn't understand Western habits well. Here, many men avoided the responsibility of marriage. It was okay to have sex, live together, and even have children, but getting a license to marry? No!

Therefore, married men were particularly attractive. Women usually found such men more responsible and desirable. As a result, many men deliberately wore rings in bars, pretending to be married to hunt for prey.

Alex still had things to do and didn't want to cause trouble, so he left Daisy with a resentful look on her face and turned to leave.

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When he reappeared, Alex had arrived in the desert dozens of kilometers away from the town. This was where Thor's hammer fell!

At first, the locals thought it was a meteorite or something. Someone who picked up meteorites came to search and found something strange about the hammer. It may not seem big, but it weighs as much as a thousand pounds, and no one can lift it.

The news spread quickly, and soon everyone in the town knew about it. Countless strong men were trying to see if they could lift Mjolnir.

Some saw business opportunities and set up a simple barbecue stall, and business was actually good for a while. Some even tied Thor's hammer to a chain and dragged it with a pickup truck. The pickup truck roared at maximum power, tires skidding on the ground, throwing up dust, but the hammer didn't move at all.

Suddenly there was a "bang" sound, the carriage fell off, and the pickup failed!

Someone tried to dig out the soil under Thor's Hammer but found it couldn't be dug. It seemed the soil carrying Thor's Hammer had become one with it.

Alex walked up to Mjolnir calmly and examined the artifact. The hammer was simple and elegant, engraved with strange lines. If the holder was recognized by Mjolnir, these lines could release the power of thunder and strengthen the holder's attack power. Moreover, it could carry the holder flying by the hammer, making it a must-have artifact for traveling and showing off.

Alex gently held the handle, gradually increasing his strength.

 the strength of the Hulk!

It didn't move!

Alex had anticipated this. In the original "Avengers," the Hulk tried to pick up Thor's hammer that fell on the deck of the space carrier. Unfortunately, even the alloy-forged deck was trampled, but Thor's hammer didn't move.

Twice the power of the Hulk!

The muscles on Alex's body rose, ripping apart his close-fitting clothes. On the surface, neither the hammer nor Alex moved, but the terrifying power had been transmitted to the ground, causing the surrounding area to tremble like an earthquake.

The strong men around him were frightened and looked sideways.

"Is this the movement made by that Eastern man? It's too scary."

"How is it possible? I think it might be an earthquake."

"It wouldn't be so coincidental, would it?"

"Don't be afraid even if it's an earthquake; we're on flat ground."

Alex ignored the noise and began to exert more force.

Three times the power of the Hulk!

The unparalleled force exploded instantly, and the surrounding ground suddenly cracked, extending to a hundred meters away. Rocks exploded, and the flying debris caused the local men around to take cover.

However, Mjolnir remained motionless! Around the hammer, the ground dropped by half a meter, but the soil connected to Thor's hammer seemed blessed by mysterious power and was unaffected.

Alex tried smashing the soil under the hammer again and found it was no different from smashing the hammer. Vaguely, Alex sensed ridicule from Thor's hammer.

Is it an illusion? Alex thought.

So he smashed the soil under the hammer again, and the vague ridicule appeared again.

Sure enough, Alex realized the artifact was alive! In countless discussions, enthusiasts debated the strange properties of Mjolnir. For example, if an unqualified person placed Mjolnir on an elevator and then carried it, could they lift it? Or put it in a car or airplane and then drag it?

Now it seemed there was no paradox. If Mjolnir didn't want to be moved, it wouldn't move, unless - you could crush Mjolnir with strength! In "Thor: Ragnarok," Hela, the goddess of death, crushed Mjolnir with one hand.

Thinking of this, Alex felt even more horrified! Three times the strength of the Hulk couldn't lift it, but Hela could crush Mjolnir? How terrifying was her strength?! And how powerful was Odin, the god-king who sealed Hela? And Surtur, who caused Ragnarok, destroyed Asgard, and ultimately wiped out Hela - how towering was his power?

The more Alex thought about these details, the more urgent it became to improve his strength.

However, Alex wanted to try one last time.

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