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Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Mutant Farmer in the Apocalypse

In the year 2022, one year after the Z-20 Virus outbreak, all of humanity had been infected by the virus, and their bodies reacted differently. The majority of the humans turned into zombies, while the minority turned into ability users. Some didn’t change into either. They were powerless in comparison, as even feral zombies were more powerful than an average human. At 20 years old, Yang Zhang was used as a scapegoat and kicked out of his town; a medium-sized shelter base used to protect humanity from the ever-growing threat of zombie attacks. Scared and powerless against the harsh world infested with zombies, he stumbled upon a squirrel that ate the brain of a dead ability user and began discharging electricity constantly. He realized that he could use this newfound information to protect himself. “That’s right! I can build a farm and create more and more of these mutated animals and plants to protect myself!” Thus started the journey of Yang Zhang as he created a farm while continuously breeding many magical —albeit grotesque— mutated animals and plants. Yet, once the zombies and ability users started noticing his unique farm, they began to invade. With no choice left, he armed himself by creating stronger mutated animals and plants to protect the farm at all cost! “Get off of my lawn, you bunch of greedy pigs!” ** Tower Defense + (Mutated) farm simulator + Zombie waifu (Small harem). ** Daily Update -- Cover art is Kureiji Ollie, I got it from Pinterest. English is not my first language. Pardon me if there are few mistakes. --

The Magical Squirrel

Risu was lost from the Enchanted Forest. A woman found her with a big heart. She couldn't bear to leave Risu alone. Then, the woman took the initiative to take Risu to the Enchanted Forest. Thus began the adventure story of Ayunda Risu, whom a woman escorted in search of the Enchanted Forest.

The Squirrel

A Squirrel Named Jordan

Jordan has everything he has ever wanted, a good job, money and women. After one very out of control party, his life is changed "furever"

Squirrel adventures

Diversity Zoo, a large zoo that houses animals of various species in the world, but being close to bankruptcy, Risu, a red squirrel from another world, has arrows from his past life as a child and tries to return to his world with the help of a group of animals, where they tend to go on adventures until they reach Animalia

Reborn as a Squirrel in the Apocalypse

Reborn as a squirrel in the apocalypse? Yeah not much could be worse. Except my past life was bad. I was nothing. Trash among trash. If not for government enrollment into school I would have been stupid and alone. But if I have learned anything in life. It is that humanity doesn't deserve a chance. When golden spoon kids mocked and beat me was there help? I worked like a slave while my aunt and uncle gambled it all away blaming me for lack of funds. When the world began cracking open to kill off humanity by spawning monsters, I was relieved not to be spared. No. I was happy for it to be over. Except it wasn't. Follow my story. Hate if you want, love it if you want. This is my tale. And how I live is my decision now. Feel my wrath golden spoons and powerhouses! Fear the wrath of this squirrel!!!

SQUIRRELS OF RED WOODS

A place that holds magic within our world and is home to many sentient creatures that must survive in groups called tribes.This story follows a young male squirrel on many adventures as he starts his new life as Auburn Claw.

Journal Expérimental du Liche Fou

``` Ceci est l'histoire d'une liche folle qui possède un système de jeu interne et provoque une catastrophe dans le monde entier. « Voyons les quêtes journalières aujourd'hui... c'est encore ce maudit choix entre deux options. Détruire une ville de 30 000 habitants ou plus ; récompense : 10 000 points de mal. Voler des sucettes à 3 enfants ; récompense : 1 point de mal. Si aucune des quêtes n'est accomplie, alors 2 points seront déduits. » « Tsk ! Vous pensez que je suis stupide ? Si je détruisais vraiment une ville, une croisade de Chevaliers Sacrés de rang de mythe viendrait certainement me chasser. Même si je gagnais les points, il ne resterait de toute façon pas de vie en moi pour les dépenser. Je ferais mieux d'aller gentiment voler des sucettes. » J'en ai assez d'être une liche tristement célèbre. Qui a dit qu'une liche ne peut pas être une bonne personne ? Je vais absolument déjouer ce maudit système et devenir un homme bon, droit et digne. ```

Healing Our Squirrel's Shattered Heart

a magician and his giant squirrel in another world

Experimentelles Logbuch des verrückten Lichs

Dies ist die Geschichte eines verrückten Lichs, der ein internes Spielsystem besitzt und eine Katastrophe über die ganze Welt bringt. "Schauen wir uns heute die täglichen Quests an... es ist wieder die verdammte Auswahl einer von zwei Möglichkeiten. Zerstöre eine Stadt mit 30.000 Einwohnern oder mehr; Belohnung: 10.000 böse Punkte. Stehle 3 Kindern die Lutscher; Belohnung: 1 Minuspunkt. Wenn keine der beiden Aufgaben erfüllt wird, werden 2 Punkte abgezogen." "Tsk! Hältst du mich für dumm? Wenn ich wirklich eine Stadt zerstören würde, würde mich mit Sicherheit ein Kreuzzug von Heiligen Rittern mit dem Rang eines Mythos jagen. Selbst wenn ich mir die Punkte verdienen würde, hätte ich kein Leben mehr, um sie auszugeben. Ich sollte lieber ein freundlicher Lollipop-Bandit sein." Ich hatte schon genug davon, ein berüchtigter Lich zu sein. Wer sagt, dass ein Lich nicht auch ein guter Mensch sein kann? Ich werde definitiv dieses verdammte System besiegen und ein aufrechter und würdiger guter Mensch sein.

Love & Law

Welcome to Anthrotopia, the city of freedom for Anthros or that’s what they say as Lt. Squirrel soon finds out just how unfriendly it can be towards curtain Anthros for LT. Squirrel finds love in two places he must now work towards altering the out dated and bias laws of the land so that he might be able to finally have a family. This leads to a long battle that also brings out many ghosts of the past into the light only making the challenge even harder. So thus begins the long battle to which one can only guess what will become of it and in the end which will win; Love or Law? Note: This was originally six separate books which are being condensed down into one “book” for your ease and will even be gaining a seventh part. I chose to use the title of the first book as the title of the whole book but here is where the story all began. I originally made this as a side project with a friend not sure how long I wanted it to be or even if it was going to have any sequels. Thus the title yet as I got going I figured well once I hit the 50,000 word mark I'll break for a new book. So thus was born the first twenty-four chapters and then what is now volume two continues the story.

Pursuing Immortality

Meet Gu Yu—a college dropout and a talented incense maker, and at the same time, the rather stoic protagonist of this story. Despite his somewhat introverted manner, he has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks in his thoughts. One day, after saving a squirrel, a windfall (metaphorically and literally) dropped into his lap.Stumbling into the cultivation world with little help, he was not turned into Superman overnight (as he would like). Apparently, becoming a cultivator would not make your life easier, at least in the beginning. Somewhere along the road, he ran into Jiang Xiaozhai, a young woman who’s got the brains, the beauty, and maybe one or two secrets of her own. As it turned out, the two made a perfect team—Mulder-and-Scully style. Motivated by many unanswered questions, they had been running up and down the country, getting into all kinds of trouble, and learning more of the modern cultivation world, which is by no means the same as in the ages long past…

The Villain's Dead Wife

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline. Hold onto your enchanted hats, folks. This story's got more twists than a fairy tale on roller skates. From forgotten princess to runway heroine, Meridia Seraphine Valtoria is flipping this script with all the hilarity and chaos she can muster. Watch out, kingdom-I'm about to give this tale a remix you won't soon forget!