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10:08 P.M, August 8th, 1735. North of Kiera continent, Everwood kingdom.

''Quick! Call all available medics and doctors ASAP, the royal heir is about to be born!'' Someone shouts at the servants standing outside the bedroom of the elven queen - Olivia Everwood.

He's a handsome man, presumably in his early 20s, though he is much older than that.

''''Yes! Your Majesty!'''' Two maids and one guard immediately reply to the order of the king and rush out to call in experts who can help with the delivery.

Fortunately, the doctors and medics, healers alike had been stationed near the queen's bedroom for a while now due to her pregnancy reaching the final stage.

Just 2 minutes later, all of the available staff is in the bedroom, ready to assist the queen, though her husband, His Majesty the King unfortunately got evicted from the room.

*****

I woke up after being eaten by the goddess's light, and now I can see a beautiful couple looking down at me.

Or at least I want to say that, but I'm pretty sure I'm still in the womb, heck, I can't even open my eyes. I swear I will get back at that incompetent goddess, can't she just send me when it's over? This feels yucky, I don't want to stay here for even one more second. Urghhh...

Call me Dwayne fucking Johnson cause I'm unbreakable, I've been here for like, 8 hours already.

How do I know? There's the clock on the Internet, pretty neat, right? Though I'm just using the UTC time zone to count because I don't actually know what time it is in here.

I have to say, the goddess did a pretty good job for this one, I can browse the Internet even faster than normal because the hospital's WiFi sucked. She's also smart enough to mask my IP as a random one in the US every time so I don't just become a freaking ghost in the digital space, a new SCP, maybe.

That sounds kinda cool, though. I can change my IP to access different websites as well, so the damn goddess was also addicted to the Internet like me the whole time, huh.

But I digress. So, what did I do in those 8 hours? I finished the Anime, and watched some more, nice! And I also took some time to think more about the situation I'm in right now.

The goddess needs me to spread the technologies from Earth, and from that, I can probably assume that there is something that modern weapons or some other applications can do that magic can't. This heavily depends on the power of magic in general, so I guess I have to look that up later.

I also noticed a tab that I can't close, it has the typical cross icon and when I clicked on that, oh, did I also mention that there is a pointer and a keyboard? They move according to what I want them to do, it opened a chat, and I could see someone texted me already-

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Hello, Miss Hanako, I am Eva. From now on, if you have any questions, message me on this chat. Do not bother me too much though, as I have many important things to do.

Like what? Cosplaying as an 8th grader? Nonono, this can't be true, Isn't she the only goddess? How the hell is she gonna protect the world while being a Chuuni at the same time?

Whatever, can't do anything about that. I'm a sensible and proper human being though, well, not anymore, but anyway, I couldn't just ghost her like that, so I sent back a message-

[Hanako]: Greetings, my dear goddess, I sincerely wish you a speedy recovery from your deadly disease and spread your grace to every believer out there, let there be light, cya.

Regardless, the chat was a pretty good idea. Now back to the present, what do I do, hmm...

Wait, I'm hearing something, it is almost done now!? Finally, I can get out of here, just a little bit more!

''...Hah....Hah..... She's beautiful'' A gorgeous woman says while looking down at me, she has silky smooth silver hair that runs down past her shoulder and a pair of soft magenta eyes. Together with reasonably beautiful facial features, she has an image of a charming mature woman.

A few seconds later, a handsome man bursts in through the door and briskly walks over to the bed that I and the woman are in, staring intently at us for a good 30 seconds before blurts out: ''M-My daughter!?''

''...You're being silly, dear. Who else can she be?'' The woman tells her husband, still exhausted, but looking visibly better.

''She's so cute, my daughter's so cute!'' The silly man also has long hair, but blonde instead, sharp jawline, straight nose, graceful eyebrows and a pair of brilliant cyan eyes. The brilliant part might be because of him staring with his eyes literally sparking at me though.

Well, guess I have good parents this time as well, they clearly do love me very much. Also, I'm going to be so beautiful muehehehehehe-

''But why isn't she crying...?'' The ma- my dad finally snaps out of his trance.

That's right, I'm not crying, I'm the opposite of crying right now. Because inside, I'm a grown-ass teenager already. But this will not do, I have to cry now before they throw me out and hang me for being a heretic and using dark magic. Skill: Acting ACTIVATE-

''... sobs... sobs ...'' I start to cry in full force, prompting my mom to pad me to try calming me down, it's pretty nice.

While I'm enjoying that, I also notice a strange part of my body, I slowly look down and-

I have a PENIS!?-Nah I'm just kidding, smooth as ever baby. I've read so many hentai and somehow the elves had giant PPs half of the time, but there's no way that is possible here in the real world.

''I'm glad that both of you are alright. Hmm... There are quite a lot of issues with her heirs down the line because she's not a futa though. But I reckon that's a problem for the far future.'' My dad calmly says with his index finger and thumb on his chin.

I am not WHAT?! Did I hear that wrong?? 

''Mhmm, I'm sure it would be fine, two third of our high-ranking nobles that also happen to be high elves in our kingdom have futa daughters after all. And if our daughter wants one, I will try my best to find a way for her.'' Mom answers back.

Great, now there are actually futas here. I'm speechless, not that I can talk, to begin with. I'm tripping, really.

''Yeah, we should leave that for later. Now for her name, as we have agreed before - Sylvia is good, right?''

''Mhm, Sylvia is good, it fits her.'' Mom bows down and strokes my head gently. ''Baby, remember, from now on, your name will be Sylvia Everwood - The Crown Princess of the Everwood kingdom, alright?''

*****

Bonus - After Hanako sent out her message.

Eva is sitting in her gazebo as usual, watching a reality TV show while munching down a chocolate cake.

''IT'S RAW YOU IDIOT!!'' A passionate voice can be heard from her laptop - the Asus ROG radiating RGB light.

ping

''Hm? She finally texted back, huh, what took her so long...''

''W-What!? Deadly disease?? Is there something wrong with me?''

It has been 6 months since I - Sylvia was born.

Throughout this period, there were a few things that I've come to realize. Firstly, my parents are clingy as hell, they will find every opportunity to jump on me and do all the cuddling and kissing as if they were seeing me for the first time in 10 years. I don't hate it though, at least I know they love me a lot.

Fortunately, they are the ones leading the entire kingdom, so they can't just hold me all day long. When they have work to do, it'll be the maids and my nanny who will take care of me. The nanny - Isabella is an old elf who has a few wrinkles on her face, overall, she has a gentle aura. Oh, and apparently, she was the one who took care of my dad as well.

Secondly, I can feel some kind of tangible energy floating all over the air. There are places where the energy is more dense than normal, and there are places where the energy is very thin. Assuming that this is the source of all magic, figuring out how the energy is distributed would be one of the most important things to do.

Thirdly, living creatures that are bigger than ants do not have the energy in them. Turns out all the BS about mana reserve in anime was wrong, you can't stuff energy into your ass when your body is changing constantly, it just doesn't store the energy.

Then raised the question, wouldn't all the mages out there be very dependent on the battlefield if the energy, let's just call it mana, can just run out? They would have to move to a new place to use magic again, how do they counter this?

To find out the answer, we invited the self-proclaimed sole goddess of [Aria], Miss Eva to clear out all our doubts. Please, Miss Eva-

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Well, it is true that mages are dependent on the battlefield they are in, just as you have noticed. To counter this, they usually find materials that can store a lot of mana, which they then equip on their body for use. A battery of sorts. Or if you really want to be free of equipment, just ascend to godhood. Then you can store all kinds of energy inside your body.

That was really insightful Miss Eva, it is as though you really are the goddess, truly impressive.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: ...Well, I am sure you have realized it already, although magic works like a wish machine - you literally will something into existence with the power of it, magic also has its flaws. Magic cannot be omnipotent, which is why modern weapons will play a large role in the battle with the demons.

Thank you for this interview, Miss Eva. It was an honor, you changed my life. I am not kidding.

But you came to the right person Milady, although I don't know jack shit about how to make guns and artillery and aircraft and whatnot, the Internet knows, and I AM very passionate about firearms in general. Somehow I got a very boyish taste.

As to how to utilize mana, you need to use your brain, literally. Somehow, I can control mana to move at my will. Of course, this takes a lot of practice, I was only able to do it after 2 months of trying. So far, I've tried the most convenient thing that I can think of: Telekinesis.

I was able to move small objects by controlling mana, they gradually shaped from a mist to a hand, touching and moving the objects according to my will, the mana doesn't even disappear after I use it. Apparently, some magics don't consume the mana.

The maid who saw the spoon on the table just abruptly froze though, she got spooked so much that she let out a scream and went to fish my dad. Did she notice that I was using mana?

My dad who eventually came to interrupt my lunch had a look of bewilderment in his eyes. His name is Louis, by the way. "Sylvia, how are you using mana already...?'' So the maid saw that after all.

''E'm a jebius, ded'' Ignore that, please, my first time trying to talk normally, don't let me cringe every time I remember this in the future.

''...My daughter is a genius! I have to let everybody know about this! Sophia, help her finish her meal!'' Dad ran out of the room.

''Yes! Your Majesty!'' The maid answered and turned to me, her face showered with excitement. "Let's eat now, Your Highness!''

...Are they just going to ignore the fact that a 6-month-old baby talked? Mhmm, well, I did call them Dad and Mom a few times already, fair enough.

It is I, Sylvia again, I'm 10 months old now. Due to the mistake I made 4 months ago, now virtually every soul in this kingdom knows that I'm a genius. Yare yare, it's hard to receive all the compliments all the time daze.

At this point, I still only know how to use telekinesis, as my parents don't really have any plan to let me learn other magic, like elemental ones. I understand their concerns though, they wouldn't want me to injure myself or other people. I don't pester them either.

If there is one thing that I got out of binging every Murim and Wuxia novel there is, it would be to master your foundation. So I balance my schedule between sleeping, practicing magic, and entertaining myself on the Internet. 

Over time, I noticed my mastery in controlling mana increase, I can now move heavier objects than before, and I can even control two or three at the same time. My mom and dad always cry tears of joy when they see me do that though, wonder what is the standard for kids here.

 As a wise man once said, time runs fast like the dog in the field. It has been 100 years, wait, no, 1 year since.

I am now almost 2 years old, with shoulder-length soft vanilla-colored hair, and blue eyes with glints of yellow in them, almost like Lapis Lazuli, truly beautiful. My face is still a little chubby, I do look cute though, I can see myself being a hot girl in the future.

After my maid finished brushing my hair, I am now going out to complete my objective today. Let's get to Dad's office.

knock knock

''You can enter.''

Opening the door, I can see a handsome man with a serious look on his face, sorting out his papers. The scene unfortunately crumbles after he sees me, as he immediately abandons his duty and walks up to me, then proceeds to hug me.

''What's wrong, my little princess?'' He says with a soft smile.

''Dad, can I go to the library now? I want to learn how to read.'' My dad had blocked all my attempts to gain access to the library, apparently worrying I would unintentionally pick up a dangerous magic and blow myself up. As Dad said, many children have unfortunately ended themselves while practicing magic at a very young age.

''Hmm....You're very stubborn on this, my daughter.'' He puts me down from his hug, hand reaching to his chin, pondering.

''Fine, but I'll assign a guard and have nanny Isabella accompany you, alright?''

Yes! He finally conceded.