Crack chapter #4

Kakashi : truth or dare?

Akito: truth

Kakashi : when was the last time you slept?

Akito : .... dare

Kakashi: Go to sleep,Akito.

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Akito : ARE YOU-

kakashi: fucking

Akito: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kakashi : fucking

Akito: IDIOT!

Naruto : what was that?

Kakashi : Ibiki banned Akito from swearing so I volunteered to help him-

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Hokage : alright, in this mission kakashi is in charge.

Kakashi : ..... *sigh* yes.

Hokage whispering : Akito, you're secretly in charge of things goes wrong.

Akito : Fuck you...

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Naruto : *banging on Sasuke's door * Sasuke! open up!

Sasuke : it all started when I was a kid...

Sakura: No, they meant-

Akito: let them finish.

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Naruto: Let's go eat Ramen-

Akito: no

Naruto: but-

Akito: you don't understand? let me rephrase it in Spanish. ✨Noh✨

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Naruto: Hello?

Akito: who is it?

Naruto : It's Naruto-

Akito: *sighs* What did he do this time?

Naruto: *confused* No- it's really me-

Akito: *sighs harder* what kind of bullshit did you do this time?

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Enemy: you promised to not to attack us!

Akito: So? Hitler promised to not to invade Czechoslovakia, Barrow. Welcome to the real world.

Enemy: Hit- who-?

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Ibiki: you're incredibly mature for your age

Akito: first of all, I'm traumatized

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Kakashi: what is the dumbest thing you ever believed as a child?

Naruto: somebody said if I swallow an apple seed, the seed will grow in my stomach

Sakura: The bed bugs will eat me if I don't sleep early.

Sasuke: Me and my family will be happy forever.

Akito: That I would grow up and be happy

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* Sasuke fighting with Naruto*

*Sakura and Kakashi tries to stop them but failing*

Akito: * smoking* Do I look like I give a fuck?

* 10 seconds later*

Akito: NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID LITTLE SHITS- GET YOUR ASS HERE RIGHT NOW AND SIT DOWN! IF YOU DON'T I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL! I'M TIRED OF ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT YOU'RE GIVING ME. I CAN'T EVEN HAVE SOME PEACE TO SMOKE-

*Sasuke and Naruto stops fighting and do what Akito says*

Akito : * gives long ass lecture and beatings at them*

Kakashi : Sakura, remind me to never get on his bad side

Sakura: ... He looks like a mom scolding it's children and yes, I'm pretty sure non of us would want to get on his bad side again.

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A/N : I'll be honest with y'all, I did this chapter 3 times and rewrite it because 1st time, I accidently delete half of the chapter. 2nd, I accidently close the tab without saving it, I have to re write and 3rd time MY LAPTOP FUCKING CLOSED ITSELF BECAUSE MY BATTERY FINISHED BEFORE I COULD EVEN FUCKING SAVE THIS CHAPTER. I am pissed but I did my best for y'all. :)

I can't update next week because of school and it seems that my pile of homeworks still need my attention. Sorry guys. I'll promise I'll do my best to write every chapter for this fanfic.