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Wire Madness (English version)

In the year 2100, the telecommunications company Rare Communications has monopolized the international telecommunications market skipping all the antitrust laws of the world, now with the discovery of the dark dimension, a dimension full of supernatural monsters, the companies Rare sells its telecommunications services to them, in order to leave the earth alone, now the technician Manolo Restituyo will enter this world to do what he knows, in a dimension where anything can take your life.

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A day like any other at the call center (Epital) in the dark dimension's technical support department. There is the self-proclaimed best support center Ludovico Montoya talking to himself.>> Damn my life, after Manolo released the souls of the technicians there is an endless queue. I do not understand how a superior being like me, has to go through these situations. Fortunately, I had sent several resumes to the vacancies that are available but they have not sent me any response, but I know that promotion will come to me.-Mr. Montoya, how are you and the family? -Said one of his colleagues.-How is Mr. Wilbert, lazing around as usual while we have a queue on fire," answered Ludovico.-We were free, sleeping with two hands with few calls. -Wilbert answered.-Mr. Montoya, have you listened to the music library that I sent you through the Musicfy link?-Yes, I have listened to it. -Ludovico answered.-You and your devil's metal. -Answered Wilbert.-The metal is not for the devil, it is for everybody, Mr. Wilbert. -Montoya answered.-Amen, Mr. Montoya. -Elian answered.-You two are satanic scum. -Wilbert replied.-Say what you want, Wilbert, but metal is cool. -Ludovico answered.-Here come the supers. -Shouted one of the coworkers guarding the front door, since her position is at the front door of the apartment. Wilber parkours to land on his position which is in front of Montoya's position.-What's going on, it's like a chicken coop in here. -I exclaim the supervisor entering the department.-Nothing, my super, we were asking for assistance. -One of Montoya's coworkers answered.-Don't tell me, everyone was asking for assistance. Ramon," answered the supervisor.-If you come back with your scandal, I'm going to give you feedback, with a phase two warning to everyone. -The super answered, causing everyone to concentrate on their work.-Well, let's get on with the job. -Montoya thought until he noticed an email that arrived and added. -An email.Ludovico read the mail carefully.-I was promoted, today is spent. -Ludovico exclaims, followed by a shout of jubilation and his companions carry him and throw him up several times.Ludovico tries to call Manolo, but he does not answer. After this, Ludovico with the money he had made an ice cream toast for his department for his promotion as a dark dimension analyst. The next day Ludovico prepares for his new job.He prepares to go to the dimension when he sees a portal open in front of him, once he enters the place, he sees the number of monsters there.-I haven't come to this mountain full of monsters for a long time, the last time I came here, Manolo and I almost lost our lives in this dark world. -Ludovico thought and sat down on a seat that almost devoured him and exclaimed. -A mimic, damn it.-Good eternal night, you must be Mr. Ludovico Montoya, right. -Hope answered.-Yes, I am. -Ludovico answered and thought. -A humanoid rabbit, how cute.-Come follow me, I will train you and escort you to your office. -Hope answered and escorted him there.Hope is training Ludovico when Meredith passes by to see them.-Good evening, you must be Mr. Ludovico Montoya. My name is Meredith Netherland human resources manager, I hope we can work together in peace and quiet. He did not seem intimidated or fearful upon his arrival. -Meredith replied, shaking Ludovico's hand.-I almost got eaten by a mimic but then everything else is fine, Miss Hope is a great teacher. -Ludovico replied, this causes Miss Hope to blush.-Don't worry about that it's normal here that's why I don't sit on the seats and more that you are a human, but I will report that incident so it can't happen. -Meredith answered.-Thank you very much, I appreciate it very much. -Ludovico answered.-You gave him the tour of the branch. -Meredith answered.-No, I was going to leave it last since I need it urgently. -Hope replied.-You should have started with that, let's walk him through it. -Meredith answered as they went to walk him through the entire branch. They pass by the Supervisor of the technicians Camilion Chameleon, they greet each other with a handshake, say goodbye, pass by some more departments and then go to the warehouse manager Sonya Moonwalker to shake hands and introduce her to Ludovico. Then and finally, they go to the Manager who is in his position since they passed by and he was not there. Ludovico shakes hands with him and introduces him to his department until Manolo and Isidro arrive.-What is going on here? -Manolo answered.-Manolo, you bastard. -Ludovico answered and went to hug him.-Minister. -Answered Manolo who went to hug him.They hug each other.-It's been a long time, minister, welcome to modern slavery. -Said Manolo who shakes him.-Don't remind me of that, Manolo. -Ludovico answered.-You know each other. -Malcolm answered.-Yes, it's a very long story. -Manolo answered.-You could tell it to me in a nutshell. -Malcolm answered.Ludovico begins to tell how they met:>>I met Manolo during the calls from the center, then I met him in person when he went to take one of the courses that the company gave to technicians since the branch where he worked was the training center. Later, I had lunch with him during the lunches we talked about pop culture and Metal, then there was a time when he invited me to his house to eat when he was at work for half a day, I got along well with his wife and children, so we formed a strong friendship, because he asks.-Interesting, I'm glad you are together again, I hope your friendship will continue in this new moment in your life. -Malcolm replied.-Thank you very much, Mr. Malcolm, it will be an honor to work in this family called rare communications. -Ludovico answered while everyone applauded and then after a while they returned to their positions. It is lunch time, Manolo and Isidro go to have lunch with Ludovico in the dining room while Hope is still working in her office.-How so boys. -Said Ludovico who looks for his food and sits down with them.-You sound like that legendary internet meme. -Isidro answers and eats some of his food.-That's the intention, really Isidro and how are they going with the work. -Ludovico answered.-We are doing well, Ludo, we have installed many orders, but the meter I have in my hand does not go down. -Manolo answered.-In what sense it does not go down, it was not a hundred orders. -Ludovico answered.-Yes, it is a hundred orders, but Meredith told me that the orders we have in queue are Isidro's, until I finish Isidro's queue, I can't work with the orders that are going to be assigned to me. -Manolo answered.-So, until they don't finish with Isidro's queue of orders, you are not going to work with your orders. That smells like foul play on Meredith's part. -Ludovico answered.-And what can I do, I can't resign until I finish my orders, according to Meredith. -Manolo answered.-This smells to me like a very dirty game. -Said Ludovico.-I know, but what can I do, I am a slave of the system, even if I wanted to, I can't afford the luxury of putting myself on the left rock with those people, nobody knows what they can do to me if I don't exercise my functions as a technician. -Manolo answered.-Yes, they can surely send you to kill you or something, yes. -Isidro answered.-Oh, my God, what am I going to do? -Answered Manolo, who was stressing about it.-Don't worry, Manolo, I will see what I can do to speed up the process so you can visualize and place your orders, but give me time, I have to find the right contacts. -Ludovico replied.-Thank you, Ludovico, that's why you are my best friend. -Manolo answered, tears coming to his eyes.In the distance Meredith is looking at them in a threatening way.-What's wrong, Meredith, I see you with that murderous look on your face. -Malcolm answered.-Are you going to kill someone or what? -Camilion replied.-No, not really, but maybe I will in the future. -Meredith answered, savoring a piece of meat.After that heated conversation Manolo and Isidro go to the warehouse to fill the vehicle with equipment to be installed.-My love, I'll see you. -Said Isidro to Isidro.-Don't tell me, my love, during working hours. -Sonya answered.-Okay, my love. -Isidro answered.-You are definitely a fool, Isidro. -Sonya answered.-Now lovebirds, let's go, the clients are waiting for us. -Manolo exclaimed.-Yes, Isidro, go on, you have work to do. -Sonya said goodbye to them as they got into the car and headed for their new adventure.-Lately, that anti-project faction is giving us hell with orders. How do we stop those bastards? -Manolo answered.-I don't know, the only thing I know is that we have to do our job, nothing and nobody will stop us from doing our job. -Isidro answered.-That's how it is said..." Manolo answered and then became thoughtful.-Manolo, you were thinking about what Ludovico said. -Isidro answered.-Look, I don't know if what he said is true..." Isidro answered.-It's true, Ludovico is right. -Manolo answered.-How do you know if it is true, you have proof to prove it? -Isidro answered.-You tell me that you sold your soul to Meredith for power. -Manolo answered and added. - I'm sorry, but Ludovico knows when something is wrong or right, that's why I listen to him and listening to him allows me to have confidence in knowing if something is right or wrong. Thanks to him I owe him many decisions I have made in my life.-I understand then what we can do if what Ludovico says is true. -Isidro answered.-We continue working as we always do until Ludovico finds a way to free me... I mean free us, if you are interested in that, of course. -Manolo answered.-Nah, don't worry, I don't need your freedom, I'll stay here, I'm used to it. -Isidro answered.-If you say so, what is the order we have to do now? -Manolo answered.-The order we are going to do now, belongs to Elisabeth Prescott, a kind of manipulator of souls. -Isidro answered.-It smells to me like we are going to have a bad time, it reminds me of the mandrake's house when we faced those souls. -Manolo answered.-But nothing, we have to install it. -Isidro answered.-Yes, unfortunately we have to do it. That is why they pay us. -Replied Manolo.They go to the client's location, which is a mansion that opens its doors by itself. They park in a visitor's parking lot.-Look at those cars that the client has. -Said Manolo.But how old they look like from my great-great-grandfather's times. -Isidro answered, seeing that the vehicles are from the 1900's.Yes, great-great-grandfather. -Manolo answered.They go to the door of the mansion where they ring the doorbell that sounds a terrifying music with scream included.-Because none of the houses that we go, are not normal always has to be terrifying that makes your skin crawl. -Isidro answered, who was scared shitless.-I tell you; we should get used to this. -Manolo answered.-I'm still not used to it. -Isidro answered.-And you live in the dark dimension and you can't get used to it. -Manolo answered.-When I lose my humanity, I'll get used to it, meanwhile I'm scared shitless. -Isidro answered.The butler, who is a stuffed man, opens the door.-Welcome to this humble abode, sit down until Miss Elisabeth receives you. -Said the butler.They go to the waiting room where there is a sofa, Isidro checks the sofa carefully to see if it is a mimic.-It is safe, Manolo. -Isidro answers, so they both sit down and settle in, since the seat is not a mimic.-Welcome to my humble abode, I am Elizabeth Prescott, manipulator of souls, owner of this humble abode. -Said Elizabeth Prescott who is a kind of Lolita with long dark purple hair and eyes with a ghost symbol in her pupils.-She's a Loli, we're going to get the UN, dog. - Manolo whispered in Isidro's ear as he felt threatened.-Don't worry, it's legal, although I'm not a big fan of short women. -Isidro whispered in Manolo's ear.-A pleasure to meet you, Miss Prescott. Now, you can tell us where the communication records are to start with the installation of your triple service. -Manolo answered.-Just a moment, there gentlemen. -Elizabeth answered and stopped them there, making a stop sign with her hand and added. -I have visited your process for the news and I also want to be a witness of it.-I'll be damned, now what the hell does she want, she's crazy. -Manolo thought and added. -What does she want us to do?-I want you to face my army of stuffed animals in a wrestling match, if you manage to win, I will let you do the installation, if not you will get a bad recommendation from me for future clients. -Elizabeth replied.-That's blackmail. -Manolo answered.-Please do it for me, I am your biggest fan. -Answered Elizabeth, who gave them a tender look.-My little heart. -Said Manolo, who had a heart attack at the sight of such tenderness.-Manolo! Manolo! Manolo! Manolo! -Isidro shouted and gave him CPR to bring him back to life.-Don't tell me you kissed me or what? -Manolo came back to life.-And if I did that, we have to revive you, although I am surprised that you were defeated by a Lolita. -Isidro answered.-I was not defeated because it was not a fight in the first place, just so much sweetness made my heart stop. -Manolo answered and whispered in his ear. If it had been a fight I would have connected a sweet chin music like Shawn Michaels.-You're a monster. -Isidro whispered.-Thank you, Isidro. -Manolo replied.-It's okay, Mr. Manolo. -Elizabeth replied.-Yes, I'm fine, Miss Prescott. -Manolo answered and got up.-So, are you going to do my dare or not? -Elizabeth answered.-We are going to do it since there is no other way. -Manolo answered.-Well, gentlemen, come to my humble ring. -Elizabeth answered and showed them the way through the mansion until they arrived at a subway wrestling arena where there were many enchanted stuffed animals screaming for blood and violence.-A, but the wrestling was true. -Manolo answered, impressed by the place.-Look at those troglodytes, what we are going to face, they look like the ones in wrestling. -Isidro answered.-They are stuffed animals, I imagine that they must be very light, imagine that you are a child who plays wrestling with his stuffed animals. -Manolo answered.-Well, if you say so," Isidro answered.-I hope they don't broadcast it on television or on social networks. -Manolo answered.The presenter of the event begins to narrate the event.>>Welcome to the Teddy Wrestling Federation, TWF, I am your host Eiko Miura. This broadcast is transmitted on channel 6 Violent Vibes, channel 666 Demon Channel, channel 363 Carnage Tv and our Sharp Tube channel live for members only of course.-I shit on their mother, they could be more discreet because everyone has to see it, I'm taken by who brought me. -Manolo exclaimed, who is getting angry.-Manolo, don't be like that either, well half the world is watching us, but don't worry, we are going to give a good show. -Isidro answered that he is confident so Isidro is going to do wrestler poses like Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton. Manolo follows him who is astonished by the poses of this same one.>>Here we have the technicians of the dark dimension, Isidro and Manolo the modern inquisitor.The spectators say Boo to the technicians, but some of them scream with emotion. They go to their corresponding corner.>>Here comes all our Roster.Thirty wrestlers entered the ring and put themselves in their corresponding corner. The bell rings. A stuffed animal makes a key to the neck to Isidro, until it makes him fall to the floor, but the applause of the public incorporates him so he makes a German suplex with Olympic bridge, at that moment the referee makes the count of three, but only reaches one. Isidro connects several blows to the stuffed animal until he pushes him to the other corner to hit him with a CM Punk knee to turn him into a Bulldozer and then he makes the three count that reaches one.Isidro incorporates the stuffed animal, but he tackles him lifting him to the corner to tackle him several times, he puts him in a handlock to give the tag to one of his partners to continue giving him punishment until the whole roster inflicts pain to Isidro until he gets tired of this so he makes a samoan drop to get the stuffed animal off him so they both give the tag to their respective partners.Manolo enters the ring giving some advice, he is an unstoppable punching machine, to a teddy he connects several loops until he takes momentum from the ropes to apply a devastating lariat that makes him spin in the air until he falls to the floor. A plushie gives the tag to his partner, but he hits a Blue thunder bomb that gets him the count, but doesn't make it to three. Manolo incorporates him to make him a Brain Buster to make the count of three, the referee makes the count and gets to three eliminating the first opponent. When the other one enters, he applies a Stunner to make the second one eliminated.Isidro asks for the tag to enter and makes a jumping Cutter (Rko) that covers him making the referee make the three count and he is the third eliminated. Isidro delivers jumping cutter to everyone eliminating about ten with the help of Manolo who also delivers some stunners until they make a combined team to one of the opponents doing a kind of combination of belly to back suplex and a jumping cutter, then they make the last chapter of Author of pain taking out another elimination. The whole fight goes down to the wire, making all the opponents get in the ring to kick Manolo and Isidro's ass but Manolo grabs Isidro to do the Cesaro Swing to counterattack all the opponents that got in the ring after they are all scattered they give him a rain of Jumping cutter and Stunners until one of the opponents goes for a shooting star press but Isidro catches him with a jumping cutter and Manolo throws himself off the third rope to fall on several opponents.From all that rampage, everyone lies defeated on the floor including Manolo and Isidro. Ending the match.-That was unbelievable...not wrestling...not sports entertainment. -Said Elizabeth as she looked at the mess they made and made a gesture of disgust.-We can do the installation now, Miss Prescott. -Manolo, who was out of breath, replied.-Of course we can, Mr. Manolo. -Elisabeth answered.-Isidro, we have work to do. -Manolo answered and got up.-Five more minutes, I'm in pain. -Isidro answered.-Let's get the fuck to work. -Answered Manolo who dragged him away.After that they install the service as normal, until they finish doing their job. They instruct Ms. Prescott on the operation of the service.-Goodbye, guys, I'm going to order more services so I can see you again. -Elizabeth says goodbye to them.-Yes, we will be glad to come back, Mrs. Prescott," Manolo replied as they got into the vehicle and left the place, adding," Your godmother in a thong. -His godmother in a thong will be back.-Likewise, if I think it is an order from her again, I will tell Camilion to pass it to someone else. -Isidro answered.-Can you imagine, that the damned girl will throw a tantrum for us to come back. -Manolo answered.-Count on that, although I must admit it was a lot of fun. -Isidro answered.-Yes, it was a lot of fun, if I'm honest with you... I think I like this job. -Manolo answered.-Really! -You? I don't recommend you to get too attached to this job, I'd rather work in an office than doing that. -Isidro answered.-Yes, that has been my dream, but unfortunately, I was a father before my time and that's why I couldn't study as I should have. You are very young even though you have more experience than me in this world. -Manolo answered.-Yes, I know, I have done some courses on the Internet and the opportunity does not come to me. -Isidro answered.-It will come, you have Sofia, talk to her so that she leaves you a space in your apartment. -Manolo answered.-I told her several times, but nothing. They won't let us be promoted because of the bad reputation we have. -Isidro answered.-We have to change that, let's see what Ludovico can do for us to see if there is a way out of this. -Manolo answered.-You trust him a lot. -Isidro answered.-Of course I do, he has earned it. -Answered Manolo as they went to their next order.After this, in a bar in the dark dimension, the princesses of doom are appeasing their sorrows with drinks.-Damn technicians, they will pay for this humiliation. -Said Riley Anthrax.-Yes, you're right, Riley, this humiliation will not be in vain. -Beatrix answered, but Lumia remained thoughtful.-What's the matter, Lumi, my friend, you look so pensive. -Cassie answered and rubbed her back.-I think I'm in love. -Lumia answered.-Oh, shoot again, that's the third human you've fallen in love with. - Riley replied.-But he defeated me, he needs to take responsibility. -Lumia replied.-But what responsibility, no way, they are our enemies, if you join them you will have to fight against us. -Beatrix answered.-So be it! -Lumia answered, determined to betray them.-Oh no, not again. -Beatrix replied.-Girls, calm down, we must understand Lumia's feelings. -Cassie replied.-Well, well, if it isn't the little princesses of defeat. -Replied a tiger man in a pilot suit.-Yes, yes, Curtis, the little princesses of doom, but their own. -The tiger man's partner, who is also a tiger man, answered.