Arise Humanity!
"Lalalala~" Asmodeus skipped through the empty hallways of Zeus' palace. There were bloodstains on the walls and floors, almost as if they were part of the wallpaper.
"Open sesame!" He kicked open a large pair of doors and entered Zeus' master bedroom. It was covered with gold-inlaid walls, ceilings, columns, and chandeliers. It looked fancy, like it was made for an emperor.
"Phew, they sure have money to waste." Asmodeus whistled and jumped onto the large bed with a gold-colored blanket and a soft mattress. His body bounced up and down like he was inside a bouncy castle.
"A little bit too bouncy for my taste, but it will do." He kicked his shoes off and placed his arms under his head. He looked like he was on vacation.
"Lord Asmodeus!"
Asmodeus' eyes opened with irritation. "WHAT!"
The door was opened by a pale-faced demon soldier. "U-Umm..."
"WHAT!" Asmodeus sat down while shouting. His words caused the demon soldier to pass out.