Dang zi

"If you guys are done, Zimo come and help me" Ziwei said in a bored voice

"What happened? Is it about BAITONG?"

"Yes, you write and read novels, right?"

"Yes, what's wrong"

"Ok our conversation didn't go well"

"Tell me every bit of it"

"ok"

......…..

"Hey, Baitong" Ziwei called

"Yes" Baitong answered

"Uhm I just wanted to tell you, you were beautiful" he smiled and winked at her

"Thanks, but that wasn't funny" she said angrily

"I expect you to be shy what is with that attitude"

Baitong laughed and continued angrily "Who do you think I am? A whore? Someone who fall for handsome look? or a money digger? You must be insane; you have lost sanity" she looked at him disgustedly

"Ok you got me wrong, I just wanted to express my feelings to you"

"Feelings? OMG you are hilarious" she laughed out loudly and continued "NO, from now on I hate you, S-C-U-M-B-A-G" she dusted his shirt on his left arm, cleaned her hand and left angrily

..............

"Oh my god Ziwei, you could have asked me for advice, do you think she is like those Bar girls you do 5 second killer for? Aaaa what have you done" Zimo asked and buried his head in his hand

"Okay, what are my mistakes are they that, many?"

"Of course? First of all, you said HEEYYYY, come on is she an animal or what"

"I thought it was casual"

"Casual? What is the causality there?"

"Ok, what about my second mistake"

"Why would you meet someone for the first time and say you are beautiful, I swear if it were me, I would have slapped you that Bai must be really nice"

"But that is how I do for the Bar girls"

"OMG, is she a bar girl?"

"No"

"Look at how she looks so sophiscated and you still met her with that approach, c'mon" 

"Okay, enough with the corrections, what are the steps for me to take"

"Okay so far what I know is, girls like these in novel have hard hearth"

"WHAT" Ziwei widened his eyes like a fish that was about to die and continued "Does that mean she is a, she is a"

"Would you just shut it OKAY?"

"Okay"

"Keep pestering her like you did in the first time after sometime she will final fall in love in maybe 2 to 3 days' time that means if you are consistent, collect her number through Ming he knows the channel he would use to get it"

"Thank you so much, no one would believe the Cold Zimo is a LOVE GURU thank you master"

"Zimo" Ming called

"Yes"

"Zitong's penname is Dang Zi"

"Dang zi?"

"Yes"

"Why Dang?"

"I don't know, you can check it out"

"Thanks bro"

"What is with the appreciation, that is who brothers are" Ming laughed

"How about going to the bar?" Ziwei asked

Before any of them answered Ming and Ziwei's mom shouted "ZIIIMMMMMOOOO"

"Oh, I need to leave, your mum's calling me"

He went downstairs and ran quickly

"Yes mom"

"How many times have I told you not to call me mother, Loser" she slapped him and dusted her hand

"I am sorry"

"Ok, show your sorriness and kneel over there"