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What A Horrible Reincarnation

A NEET died, met Rob, and got reincarnated into MHA.

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Kyoka Jiro

Jiro remained silent as she heard the two people's suggestion.

"A.. ha ha, yeah I guess so." Jiro said, replying to them.

"Well, yeah, like, you do totally look like a musician, right~?" Said the gyaru.

"W-well, I do love music haha." Jiro said as she laughed awkwardly.

"Yeah I know, right~? I mean, like, just look at your ears Haha!"

"Ha ha! like, for real, fr!"

"..." Jiro didn't say anything as she just scratched her cheeks.

No matter how I looked at this, this is a case of bullying right? Damn those gyarus are merciless.

"Oh yeah, what about that creep? I bet he's one of those people that would buy erotic magazine! Ha ha!"

"Haha! yeah seriously, like, he's probably about to buy some now! Hey, what genre did ya like? School girls in a school uniform? Ha ha!"

'What the hell..? How come I got dragged into this?' I thought as I turned around to them.

These people got a lot of nerves, I see.

"Oh wow, really? How about a cup of shut the fuck up?" I said.

"What.!?" 2x. Said the two gyarus.

"You with the big ass forehead. Your hairstyle looks fuckin dumb. Oh, wait! Maybe YOU ARE DUMB. Maybe that's why I score higher than both of you even though all I do is sleep? Tsk. tsk. Just how stupid you can be?" I said with an annoying face.

"Wha—!?"

"And you with the tanned skin! Man haha, you look like a bitch."

"Haahhh.!? No, I don't—"

"Oh no! Don't tell me you are not? Sigh.. Man I seriously pity you, you made yourself look like bitch yet no one would want to pay any attention to you. Want some prayers?" I said with a sad face.

"Kuh! Fuck you! Not like you're any better!"

"Yeah! yeah!"

"Wait, stop! Why are you guys fighting!?" Jiro said as she came in between us.

"Because those bitches started it!" I said.

"What!?"

"You called me bitch again!"

"Ha!? Wanna have a go!?" I said.

"Yeah sure!! Come here and I'll squash you with my hammer quirk!!"

"Ah yeah!!?"

Me and the gyarus continued to argue until someone finally snapped.

"I SAID STOP ALREADY! Enough is enough!!" Jiro shouted.

"Tsk! Let's go Miyako."

"Hmph!"

Said the two gyarus as they went the other way.

"Haah.. This is tiring." Jiro said as she dropped her head.

"Are those your friends? Man you suck at choosing friends." I said standing behind her.

"Man what's your deal? At least I don't suck at having friends." Jiro said as she raised her head.

'I don't suck at making friends though, right?'

Jiro then started to walk as she gets near me. "And to clarify, those are not my friends." Jiro said.

"I see. Well, see ya." I said flatly as I turned around and started to walk ahead.

The guitar store was 15 minutes away from the school, so I still need to walk a few several minutes.

After walking straight for 3 minutes, I turned left.

"*Meoww*" I looked below as I saw a cat.

"Oh, a cat." I said as I petted it. Then I stood up as I continued to walk.

"Hm, yes a cat indeed." Said someone behind me.

Walking for a few more minutes, I came across a food stand. I then went near it to buy a takoyaki.

"Excuse me, one order for me." I said to the seller.

"Hello, one order for me also." Said someone beside me.

After I received the takoyaki, I ate it and then continued to walk.

As I was walking, I turned right as I saw a convenience store. Feeling thirsty, I entered it and grabbed a bottle of water.

"Here miss." I said to the cashier as I put the water on the counter.

*katching*

"Thank you! Please come again!" Said the cashier.

After I received my receipt, I started to walk.

*katching*

"Thank you! Please come again!"I heard a familiar sound as I went outside the convenience store.

I then continued to walk, finally nearing the guitar store. I just need to cross one more road and I'll finally arrive.

I then stopped in front of the pedestrian lane, as I waited for the vehicles to stop. And as I waited, someone stood beside me.

I turned my head to see who it was.

'Hm? Oh, it's just Jiro. Wait— Jiro!? What's she doing here? Don't tell me...' I thought as I remembered the recent scenes earlier.

I petted a cat and someone was there. I bought a takoyaki and someone was there. I went to the convenience store and again, someone was there.

"Lady, you know— I don't feel comfortable being followed around even if it is a girl." I said as I looked in front, trying not to glance at Jiro.

"I see, neither am I." Jiro said calmly, completely looking in front too.

"Really? Then— why are you following me.!?"

"Huh!? Who's following who?! Maybe you're the one who's following me!"

"Don't you gaslight me! I walked ahead of you earlier!"

"Eh, why would I gaslight you? I would literally gain nothing from that. After all, you looked like a corpse."

"What was that, you emo girl.?! Yeah sure I look pale as hell, but I'm no corpse!" I said.

'What the hell? When did she get so sassy?'

"Huh? Emo girl.? Don't you describe me like that!"

And then, the stop light turned green. It seems that it's okay to cross the road now. And so, we stopped what we were talking about and just continued to cross the road.

*Vrooomm!!*

And as we were crossing the road, a fast moving car suddenly appeared. I grabbed Jiro's arm immediately as I jumped backwards lifting her, barely avoiding the moving car.

"Uwah.. that almost got us." I said.

"W-what was that?" Jiro said.

"Dunno, probably a villain on the run. There seems to be some heroes chasing it. Well anyway, you alright?"

"Ah yes, thanks for that. And wow, you have a nice reaction time."

"Well, thanks." I said as I crossed the road.

After walking a bit, I was now in front of the guitar. I grabbed the door handle only to see someone grabbing it too.

"Wait, why are you still here? You're coming inside too?" I said.

"Yeah, I'm gonna need to speak to someone. And also, it's not your business if I want to go somewhere." Jiro said as she entered the store.

*clank*

I then entered the store too right after Jiro.

"Oh? Kyoka, already back from school? And what is this, finally bringing a boyfriend? haha." Said someone at the counter.

He has wavy shoulder length light-brown hair.

"Huh? Who would like to be this emo girl's boyfriend? We literally just had our first conversation earlier." I said.

"Yeah, who would want to be this zombie's girlfriend? All he did was sleep all day. And he has no friends either, so I bet he lacks social skills too." Jiro said.

Jiro and I turned to each other.

"Haahh!? What did you say!?" x2.

"Haha, you guys get along so much."

"No, we're not!" x2

"Sigh.. Well anyway, you know this person Kyo-san?" I said to the person behind the desk.

This person is Kyotoku, I call him Kyo-san for short. He was the one who suggested what guitar I should buy. That being said, we've already known each other for years as I am a frequent regular here at his store.

"What.? Pft! Hahaha!!" Kyo-san said.

"Huh? What's funny?" I said.

"..." Jiro didn't say anything as she put her palm on her head.

"Ahaha, sorry this is just so funny! Well, let me introduce my full name. I am Kyotoku Jiro, nice to meet ya." Kyo-san said.

"Come again?" I said.

"I am Kyotoku Jiro!" Kyo-san said.

I looked at Kyo-san, then I looked at Jiro. And again, and again.

"Bruh what!? you his daughter?" I said.

"Yeah so what? Got a problem.!?" Jiro said.

"No, I mean, Kyo-san looked like jesus. While you looked like a complete emo—" I said as my sentence got cut off.

She stuck her earphone jack on my head, making my whole body get shook by her sound.

*tick* *Bzzt!!*

"AaAgh!! W-wait! Stop it Jiro!!" I pleaded.

"You called me?" Kyo-san suddenly said.

"No, shit! stop it Kyoka Jiro!"

Only then Kyoka stopped her attack.

"Oh? I'm surprised you know my name considering you've always been sleeping in class." Jiro said

"Aah.? Of course I would know your name." 'After all, you're one of the main characters.' I said, grabbing my head.

"Huh..?" Kyoka said in a small voice.

"Ouch, that hurts you know? Hm? did you say something?"

"Erm.. Sorry but that sounded a bit creepy coming from you." Kyoka said as she stepped back.

"The hell's with your problem.?" I said.

"*Sobs*! Kyoka, I didn't realize that you're already growing up! uwahh!" Kyo-san said as he went to Kyoka for a hug.

"Uwahh!! Stopp itt!!" Kyoka said.

"Ah yeah, Kyo-san. I came here to buy some guitar string, and maybe an extra too for the others. Mine snapped already." I said as I cut them off.

"This is surprising, I didn't know you could play guitar, zombie." Kyoka said.

"Well I'm certainly sure hell I can, emo girl." I said as I handed the payment to Kyo-san.

After receiving it, I turned around.

"What, you already leaving Staz? How about you eat dinner with us?" Kyo-san said.

"Dad, are you close with this guy? You actually know his name and even invited him to dinner." Kyoka said, pointing her index finger at me.

"I appreciate it but, I have a work later you see. Also, I need to fill up the future career form too." I said, turning back around.

"Ah! about that.. Dad, I would like to talk you with mom later." Kyoka said with a firm eyes.

'Oh? Would you look at that, it seems that she already made up her mind.' I thought as I smile a bit.

"Well that's it, I'm gonna go now. See ya!" I said as I exit the store.

'Goodluck emo girl.'

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