Finally! Freedom!!
And finally! I outsmarted you, Freya. Ha! Wooohhh!
I jumped high in the air as I celebrated the fact that I finally outsmarted my attendant Freya.
Okay, okay, calm down. I'm still not out yet.
But, I'll definitely make sure to enjoy this while I still can. Of course, the fun would be tommorow and not now.
Now, I have to first go to an Inn then spend the night there, then leave before the sun came up. Finally of course, that's right baby! Go to the night forest! And meet the mythical Orcs!
Hahahaha! It's a perfect plan right!? It really took me a long time to make this plan you know? Ahh. Why am I even talking to myself? Okay, time to move.
But seriously, if only that Freya wont cause me any problems, I won't even need to go to an Inn. I don't Even understand how she does it but she always wake up before me. It's like she's reading me like an open book.
Well, there's still the option of waking up so much earlier before the sun came up but, yeah, that's just a bad idea. Working at my best is one of my motto and if I did wake up in that early time, I would lose some sleep which is definitely bad.
Seriously, that Freya.. what a problematic attendant I have.
...
This should be the road that connects to the inn... Ow!
While I was going to my destination, I passed through some long dark alley and of course as expected, I was greeted by some not so nice guys.
Well, in an adventure, this is bound to happen right? Getting ambushed by bad guys, then the Adventurer would kill.. I mean defeat them. Yeah.. something like that.
At my front, I could atleast see two people smiling and laughing at each other, they didn't really look at me maybe to lower the guard of their victim but their intention is so obvious that it looks like that they aren't really trying.
At my back, I could sense only one. Unlike the two on my front though, he wasn't in the open but is hiding in some corner.
It looks like, their usual skit is to ambush their victims, and if they didn't notice, you will fall into their trap. Well, for the usual people, even if they noticed, it's not like they can fight anyway. But I guess, this is a better strategy than just being on the open so I'll give them a praise for that.
Not like any would work on me though.
"Oy kid! Hand over everything you have to us!"
Looks like they were more idiot than I thought! okay, okay. Patience.. I will get them later. For now, I will play with their small game. Or maybe they noticed that I already know what they're up to that's why they revealed themselves already. Not like that matters.
"Yeah, that's right. This pass needs some payment you know. Hahahaha! And for you, all your belongings will do."
Maybe its because this town is prospering that this type of people have been growing in numbers this days. Not like there aren't an amount of soldiers here but, this guys aren't really their priority I guess.
I removed my bag from my back and drop it on the floor next to me then I move slightly away from the bag. I know already that they are just idiots by the fact that they instantly revealed themselves but, if they did just notice that I already know what they're up, I wonder what would be their next action now that I've just drop my bag instead of giving it to them.
Not really like I need to do all of this but, I want to anyway! Hehe. Also, bad people needs to be punished!
"Yes that's right kid!"
This man is really trying to kill himself ain't he!
"Luckily, you're easy to talk to. What a good girl. We would have need to do something bad to you if you weren't a good girl after all. Hahaha!"
Ahhhh! I'm loosing my patience... I will really kill this two if they didn't stop calling me a kid!
inhale... exhale...haaaahh.. I will definitely have the last laugh here just you three wait.
Ohh... I knew they were just idiots.
Slightly, two of the three thugs come closer to me which looks like they are trying to get the bag near me.
When they are closed enough to reach the bag by hand, one of them tried to pick the bag up by bending his body forward and reaching the bag with his hand.
Seriously, a better plan is to just throw the bag to them.. but I guess I'm just a kid to them anyway so maybe it doesn't matter to them. That's their bad luck though.
Okay, time to get my revenge!
I run up to the guy that is giving his head to me and kick him in the face.
"Oy look out!!"
You know, from my perspective, it's like, he really wanted my feet on his face by bending forward while I'm close. hehe.
Because of the fact that his face ultimately catch my kick, he instantly go flying and drop dead on the floor. Not really that high but his feet got removed on the floor as his body swing to the floor hitting his head on the process.
Hmmm, I didn't think he would really fly...
After that, I looked at his companion that is in shock of what happened. Of course, since he's still stunned of what happened, I made sure to not miss it and kick him in the balls.
"Oy dodge it!"
A voice came from the back.
"Ha what?"
"Too late idiot!"
Unlike the first one which I kicked with so much momentum, I could only step forward to make a good kick for him, so unlike the other guy, he just collapsed on the floor while clutching his own balls.
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!"
Ha! That should be enough for you.
But I guess.. there's still the last one.
I looked at my back and saw a guy that became shocked when I looked at him. Unlike when I first sensed him, he wasn't hidden anymore.
I made a step forward, then he got scared and move a step back also. Well, looks like he really got scared. I'm kinda feeling bad for him. But I won't give mercy though, he's a bad person after all.
"Oy... That's not fair you know!"
Hmmp!
I crossed my arms with my face facing at the side and said.
Who said life's fair anyway?
Of course, even though I looked away I'm still looking out for him.
But look at the audacity of this guy. They're the one who ganged up on me and they are saying that it's unfair? Talk about being unfait. What an idiot.
"Hmp!"
The third thug also did the same as me with almost the same expression.
"I'm sure you just took us by surprise you know! I'm sure if you..."
While he was still busy trying to argue and even looked away from me while crossing his arms, I runned straight at him.
When he heard my foot step.
"Oy, I'm still talk.. oy!
He immediately move backward while trying to rotate his body so that he could run better. Unfortunately though, he somehow managed to cross his legs, trip and fall sidewards.
How much idiocy can this guys do?
I'm really amazed of how much idiocy this group can make in just a short moment. Seriously, it's amazing! There's not even ten minutes since they started talking to me you know!
After falling, he used his hand to help him stand and look at maybe he was looking at how close am I already to him.
His face that I saw was a face that looks like it's so scared and is ready to piss his pants in a moment.
"Stop! Pls stop."
As I was closing to him, he used his hand to shield himself while looking away. What a bad desicion.
Tough luck for this guy, it's not even in my plan to punch him anyway.
When I got close to him, I did what I just did with the first guy and used my momentum to kick this guy's balls.
I'm sure that, that hurts a lot. Maybe even more than the second guy, I mean, I was running you know. I even think that I saw his body moving quite a bit with just my kick you know. Even though the friction on the floor shouldn't have allowed that.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
Hehe, that's what you get for being a thug and an idiot!
While the two of them are still writhing in pain amd one of them unconscious... hopefully. I just took my bag back and left to go to my destination which is the Inn I saw when I was sightseeing.
Hopefully with this, they won't repeat this ever again.
Bye..
After resting the night in the Inn, I got to the gate to cross it.
"Wait! Kids can't go to the night forest! Go back to your home!"
But suddenly, I was blocked by a guard.
What did this guy say?
I'm not a kid you know!
"Yeah, yeah. kid... now go back okay."
Suddenly, the annoying guy who is treating me like a child is interrupted by a another person. They both have the same soldier uniform and weapon and he got close to him and whispered something.
"Dude, look at her dress. That's obviously an adventurer. you know Just let her pass."
Well, my ears are sharp anyway so it's no use whispering in just this short distance. But I guess yeah, this is the dress I chose for adventuring, It's just some some normal clothes and leather armor. Long pants and boots for the bottom. A belt of course to hold my weapons. A coat because it's cold, and my bag.
"Chehh, this problematic Adventurers. Okay kid, get out of here! Be sure to comeback alive okay!"
Isn't he a good guy.
So I continued my journey and go straight the night forest without ever looking again behind.
Okay! Time to find those Orcs!