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Waking Up As Raditz

WARNING: MC not very saiyan like! More of Bulma crazed anti hero who isn’t put off by using shortcuts to gain power and only cares about putting Bulma’s uterus through its paces. Guess you could call him a huge simp! MC wakes one day as the weakling saiyan brother of Goku. I refuse to be story fodder. Screw you Vegeta I'm taking your spot in the story HAHAHA A/N: I do not own DBZ or any of the Characters or the cover this is a fanfic so not cannon at all so keep all your hateful comments to your self I'm just writing this for fun. I've never written anything before any helpful comments and suggestions will be appreciated greatly. Also there will be a lewd chapter every now and then there will be a warning so you can skip it if you desire. I won’t be adding a harem for my first novel though so don’t get your hopes up for that. There is a lot and I mean A LOT of dialogue so if that’s gonna bother you this probably isn’t for you Please leave a rate and review so I’ll know where my novel stands Thank You for reading AGAIN: NOT cannon and I’ll be honest I don’t really care if you don’t like this or that. This is my story I’ll do what I want! If you spam the comments with negative BS I will tell you to fck off and I will be very amused doing it come check out Discord with me https://discord.gg/hkGHd2hB

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Chap 1

"Ugh, Fuck that wasn't pleasant." I say as I'm regaining consciousness. I vividly remember being hit by that truck, I was on my way to the store to get some groceries when I saw this wolf. ' That cant be right though, I live in a very rural city in the middle of Florida. There's no wolves here other than in the zoo.' Then I remember the almighty truck-sama, then absolutely nothing.

" Nurse!... Nurse my head is killing me?"

All the sudden the blinding pain in my head becomes entirely too much to bear. Lots of memories collide within my mind. ' Fuck this hurts! Why the Fuck am I remembering all this? These aren't my memories. Something is definitely wrong!' "FUCK FUCK FUCK MAKE IT STOP!!"

Blackness overtakes my mind and I faint due to the overwhelming pain the merger placed on my mental capacity.

Hours Later:

*beep beep beep*

My eyes Open suddenly when the scouter on my face starts going off, notifying me of an incoming message. Probably from that prick Vegeta. That's right I've apparently transmigrated into the DBZ universe. Not only that, but apparently I'm, in my own opinion, the very underrated story fodder throw away character by the name of...

" RADITZ, you trash, if you fail in recruiting your brother to our saiyan squad, DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK!! I'm so tired of your weakness and babysitting your trashy excuse for a warrior self, you're a DISGRACE to all saiyans. SUCCEED OR DIE YOU FILTH!!!"

Yup, that's right I'm the "weakling" saiyan Raditz, brother of Kakarot/Goku, one of the future most powerful beings in the universe. ' Fuck you Vegeta. For being such a little dick ( innuendo intended) I will be taking your place in this story, HAHAHA. Now where to start?' I take a look around the pod I'm in accessing original Raditz's memories. 'Well well looks like I'm not the idiot the story made me out to be. I understand the ship and all the mechanical knowledge of it and the scouter. Hell yeah I'm mechanically inclined!' I muse and take the scouter from my face.

Opening it up I find the GPS bug, Frieza had installed. ' wont be needing this, or the transponder that links this with other scouters in Frieza's system. That should do it. Goodbye Dipshits!!. Now lets see if my pod is being traced or bugged while I'm still a ways away from Earth. I want those fools to believe I died in space so they wont show up for a while.'

There under the control panel on my right, I found the little tracking device. I gather all the pieces in my hand so I can destroy them simultaneously.' Gotta make it believable, the bugs are still on, hehe' "AHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!" *crunch* I squeezed my palm shut crushing the devices and essentially freeing myself from all the eyes and ears.

" Haha, not bad acting if I say so myself. Now I just need to get to Earth, find Kakarot, and convince him to hook me up with some martial arts training and teach me to control/sense ki" ' I refuse to let things go down the same way it did in the show. I will stand shoulder to shoulder at the top with Goku.'

Creation is hard, cheer me up!

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