Itachi {fixed}

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- Hello everyone! And it's me again. It's been 4 years since we became friends with Kurama! And I am now 9 years old even though I look at all 11. And what about the news? My correspondent Kurama-Kyuubi will answer you, Yoko. We are listening you, Kurama.

- I won't say anything!

- Come on Kurama, please, please, please, please, please !!!!!!!

- Idiocy! Oh, okay extortionist! With you correspondent Kurr-ram-ma .....

- Hey Kurama! Honey, be more confident and don't mumble. Otherwise, I will not give you the sushi that you love so much!

-YOU! You! You! You're a Tyrant, how can you be so cruel to a small, weak girl?! ????

- Bugagagagashenki! Don't overdo it. Come on, I believe in you!

- I wonder who you're telling all this to, huh?

- Well, the Gods are watching me! They probably have a Divine Cinema there, where they follows us!

Only when I let them! Haha.

- Okay. Okay. Ahem, ahem. Kurama's correspondent is with you! And now I am at the center of events! I have already read the manga and watched the Naruto anime. So we're preparing for the key moments in the canon! By the way! Today there was a parade in connection with the fact that we made up with the Hidden Cloud Village and their ambassadors came!

During this time, Tilya has increased his Superman power to 60%, if he wishes, he can smash the Hokage Mountain into chips (she is in shock)! He had already learned "Rasengan", "Rassen-shuriken", their other types, and even added the power of the Hollow and Reatsu to them in just 5 days !!! This is what a super brain does and complete control over the nearly infinite Chakra and huge supply of Reatsu! Tilya has been studying at the Ninja Academy for 2 years. Now we will show you a fragment from the memories of how it happened!

FLASHBACK!

I approached the entrance to the Academy, silently arguing with Kurama which opening is better!

I greeted the girls and entered the classroom.

There I sat down on the very last row, next to the window and began to look at the clouds. A few minutes later, a guy with a pineapple haircut sat down next to me.

Shikamaru! There was longing and laziness in his emotions. And in my thoughts there are clouds. Hmm, the legendary sloth of the Nara clan .....

Iruka-sensei came and the acquaintance began. Some I ignored, and some I listened attentively.

Chouji was called.

- My name * hrum * is * hrum * Akimichi * hrum-hrum * Choji! Glad * hrum * try ... to ea... meet you! - ha, he wanted to say "eat!" Typical Choji.

- Next!

- Shino Aburame, me! Glad to meet you, With myself! - pfft, just don't laugh! Stop laughing Kurama. I'm not giggling! I just can't sneeze. Did Yoda really bite him or something?

- Hello! I am Yamanaka Ino, nice to meet you! I love my family, friends and flowers. I don't like it when people harass us.

Like ... - a short glance in my direction.

- Kind and strong guys. - hoo, well thanks! Don't be jealous Kurama!

Of course I feel everything, or have you forgotten that I am an empath? It looks like they represent the guys by numbers, I have 14 out of 26.

- Haruno Sakura! I love my friends and I don't want to lose to them! I like it when Sakura blooms. Specialization: medic! - hmm, not bad, she already had potential, and in this world she is from birth in the clan of doctors!

- Hinata Hyuga. Nice to meet! - and a hyuuga bow.

- I love to train and I want to become stronger, so that one day I will be close to the one to whom I owe. - wow, I didn't expect!

Yes, Kurama, this is a break in the template, this is not the quiet and soft Hinata, as in the canon. She is collected and does not even hesitate. Yes Kurama, she can become the second Unohana Retsu with her soft and intimidating smile.

- Hello everyone, I'm Namikaze Naruko. I love my sister and exercise. I want to surpass my father. - hmm, well done sister, she is already developing her tenketsu and learning fuin from Kushina.

- Uchiha Satsuki. What I love does not concern you. And the dream is to surpass my sister! - and sat down ...

A real "Tsundere" with a big sister complex!

- Inuzuka Kiba. I love training. I dream of my own Ninkin!

- Phew, how stressful it is. Shikamaru Nara ... - and sat down again.

Even the grave will not fix this hunchback!

Oh now it's my turn.

- Hello! My name is Uzumaki Tilya! I love exercising, eating well, playing shogi and looking at the clouds! I do not like ... When I am accused of what I did not do, and when the ungrateful people who were rescued are whispering behind my back! I hope you won't believe all the rumors! - with Gin Ichimaru-style smile!

I slightly open my eyes, see what effect the golden eye has produced, and sit back down.

- Are you into shogi? Shikamaru asked.

-Yes, it looks like you are too. He nodded.

- Yes, I play with my father and uncle. Would you like to play a game with me?

- Sure! It would be great, otherwise it's boring during the lessons, and I don't mind playing something after them!

- Okay, then I'll bring it tomorrow and we'll play.

After that, the acquaintance ended, and Chouji came up to us.

-Tilya, this is Choji, my friend.

- Nice to meet you!

And so the weekdays at the academy continued! Beating Kiba, Satsuki's rivalry, Naruko and me. And for the embarrassment and attention to the girls.

THE END.

- It's all. Tilya Uzumaki will tell you the rest!

- Well done, Kurama! Ahem, ahem.

Now I am training in the forest.

I've been training here for a year now, and after a few months Anbu began to follow me!

It turns out that Danz ordered Uchiha Itachi to follow me.

She is now sitting behind the bushes, they say:

I learned this thanks to the fact that one day I went into the office of Grandpa the third, and Danz and the elders were sitting at the table in front of him!

I excused myself and left, but before that I left several thousand Simba cells{simbiot} on each one.

I practiced this many times, planting cages, every passing ninja and watching them.

Well, my most powerful brain played the main role (if you don't praise yourself, no one will praise!), Because for an ordinary brain it is too difficult and even impossible to divide consciousness into several dozen parts.

And I also planted cages for my friends and the heads of the clan, now I know everything in the village and can find out which of my friends is in danger.

- So let's start the show! And you will soon find out which one, Kurama.

POV Itachi.

It was a lovely morning.

I was about to start training with Satsuki, but the elders called me and ordered me to follow one boy.

Phew, how I do not like these old people who care only about themselves.

Enough of this. I'm going on vacation, or even to teach at the Academy!

I followed this boy to the edge of the forest, where he stopped.

Flash Light! And before him appeared a white and large musical instrument and he began to play.

It was so mesmerizing. I listened to music more than once, but it was beyond praise. I listened with my eyes closed.

And in my subconscious, standing in the middle of a hundred flowers, a red-haired tall and handsome guy, dressed in a black suit with a bow tie, was playing.

When he raised the notes, the butterflies that surrounded him flew away and circled around him.

And when I opened my eyes, it was the same, butterflies circled over him and danced, only there were fewer flowers. I involuntarily went forward, succumbing to the music.

The boy opened his eyes a little and saw me, but did not stop playing, and his fingers fluttered over the white buttons of the instrument. He played for another minute and finished.

END.

- "What kind of music is this, Tilya? it is so beautiful and mesmerizing. Even this Uchiha appreciated, and why, when you play, do butterflies dance over you? And even more so, where did you get this thing from? " Kurama asked.

- "This is music from my homeland: River Flows In You! This is one of my favorite pieces! " - I said mentally, continuing to play.

When Itachi closed her eyes, she fell under my genjutsu and subconsciously imagined how I was playing in the clearing.

There are hundreds of flowers around me, and I play the piano in a black tailcoat. The ring that I had on my ring finger turned into a piano.

Yes, Kurama, the Lady death gave me this ring. I told you about the properties of the Deathly Hallows.

Yeah. I looked at what Itachi represented, and with the help of the simba, I turned the clothes into what she represented. The flowers were already in the meadow, and the butterflies themselves danced, I have nothing to do with it!

Oh look Itachi came out to me. I'll finish soon.

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-Hello, Itachi-san. - I said, getting up and bowing slightly.

Itachi came out of her stupor and finally understood what I was saying.

- How do you know who I am? The worried Uchiha asked.

- Guessed. After all, you are the youngest Anbu in Konoha. And you just confirmed my words.

- Hmm ...

-Don't worry, Itachi-san. I know that you have been sent to watch over me. No, I haven't read your mind. It's just that if there is an Anbu nearby, then they are watching me.

- Hmm ...

- Would you like some seagull? I don't mind you following me. I'm just practicing here and having picnics, because exams are coming soon. You can come to picnics, and I will be pleased to sit in the company of a beautiful girl! - I said.

Hahaha, she's in a stupor for the third time. And she was a little embarrassed by emotions, although outwardly nothing is visible. It seems that no one complimented her, seeing the heiress of the strongest clan, and guys who were afraid of her strength.

- Um good. - Itachi somehow hesitantly took the tea from my hands and began to drink.

- So tasty! - said the Uchiha.

- Yes, it's good tea.

- And what is this instrument?

- It's a piano. I train and learn to play it like a pro!

- But you, play great!

- Thank you, but that's not enough. I have to watch my fingers when I play, and the real pros have brought the playing of the instruments to automaticity! I strive to become a pro.

—aren't you a ninja?

- Yes, I'm a ninja! But sometimes you need to distract yourself from work with something, and then start it with renewed vigor! I relax when I play something. And you, Itachi-san?

- I? I-I n-n-no ... O-I have nothing like that ...

- Hmm, we can find it! Even the Hokage relaxes sometimes.

- How ?

- Hokage? he has a crystal ball So he smokes a pipe and spies on girls in hot springs.

- Ha ha ha! You're funny, Tilya-kun, "Itachi said with a sincere smile. And in emotions there is fun.

- It can't be! He's the Hokage, not a pervert.

-No, Itachi-san, I'm serious. If you don't believe, let's bet!

- Lets do it. For what?

- Hmm ... Well, if I win, then you cook dinner for me!

- Okay. I agree. But if I win, you play the piano again, that music. But I'll bring my friend here as well !

- Okay. But if you had asked, I would have played without winning the argument.

- I catch the word.

- Well, let's go, I'll show you the true face of the Hokage!

- Let's go to.

So we headed to the Hokage residence, talking about nothing along the way.

When we entered the Hokage's office, he was smoking a pipe and thinking about something.

- Come in.

He was surprised that I came with Itachi, and Itachi herself just bowed and began to watch me.

- What happened, Tilya-kun?

I looked at him seriously and after a while said:

- I wanted to show you something very important and show someone's true face to someone! If you do not mind…

Grandpa tensed.

- So show! He said warily.

"What happened? Tilya always called me Grandpa. Did he know? But who could tell him? Something is wrong here! " He thought.

- Suit yourself .

I folded the seals and shouted in my mind:

- "Technique of seduction".

Poof, and through the smoke, under the surprised looks, a naked girl with gorgeous shapes and scarlet hair, covering the most intimate places, appeared.

I chose Rias Gremory.

After all, here, Naruko is an exact copy of Naruto's technique, so she would not give a ride.

Itachi immediately blushed and touched her voluminous breasts, but not as big as Rias's.

And the Hokage, when he saw the girl, got a drop of blood from his nose. But I decided to finish it off.

- Hiruzen-samaaa, Unn-ii-gay!!! - said the girl, bending and slightly shaking her chest.

Itachi grabbed her cheeks. And the Hokage had a wave of blood from his nose, he leaned back and lost consciousness.

I dispelled the technique and in the blink of an eye, being near Itachi, I picked her up in my arms like a princess and jumped out of the window of the Hokage residence into the street.

I deliberately flew slowly so that Itachi could feel the atmosphere.

I looked into the eyes of a blushing Itachi and empathically conveyed feelings to her.

I also took DNA from her. Slowly landing on the territory of the Uchiha clan, I wanted to put the girl on the ground, but Itachi put her head on my shoulder and did not want to let me go, looking straight into my eyes.

Slowly approaching her ear, I whispered.

- Princess, you lost the argument to me, so I am waiting for you in two days with dinner and a friend of yours at the same place.

Itachi finally came to her senses and jumped 3 meters away from me, red as a neon sign.

- D-d-d-d-d-d! FOOL!!!!! She shouted and ran into the mansion. I waved to her with a smile.

POV Itachi.

What was it? My heart was beating so hard ... He looked into my eyes and raised me like a princess. He approached me to face. I thought he would kiss me now ...

I wanted to pull away, but instead, I just pressed closer to him. Tilya approached and said words in my ear, breathing hotly. But I pulled myself together and jumped back. I felt my face burn.

And he grinned, content with my reaction. I shouted "fool" and ran away. My vaunted composure flew away in an instant. I didn't notice how I got home.

Mom and Satsuki were at home.

- Sister, why are you so red? Satsuki asked in surprise. I involuntarily remembered what had happened and blushed again.

- Here we go again. Are you sick? - said the younger sister, and my mother quickly understood everything.

- ohh! my God! Has Itachi found herself a boyfriend? She asked in surprise.

-I'm so proud of you. Otherwise, I thought that no one would marry you so cold and strong, and I would not be able to nurse my grandchildren. -

Mam said grabbing her cheeks.

- He's not my boyfriend !!! We just met today! Itachi screamed.

- Can not be! So this is love at first sight !!! This is so romantic! - the mother clutched at the heart.

- Did my sister find a boyfriend faster than me? It can't be! Is it the end of the world tomorrow? - Satsuki feigned surprise.

- SHUT up!! - ran away all red as cancer, Itachi.

- At least tell me who it was! Mikoto shouted, but her daughter couldn't hear her.

POV Itachi.

All night I could not sleep because of this ... Uzumaki. Thinking about him, I ... Hurry the day after tomorrow ... STOP! Itachi, don't fall for his animal magnetism. His golden eyes that look into the soul. His sweet and charming smile .....

So. ENOUGH !!! All sleep!

....

In the next morning.

I could not sleep ...

-Itachi, didn't you get enough sleep?" Mom asked.

- Ahh! Was she thinking about him all night and doing obscene things to herself?

- Which things? Satsuki asked.

- None! Mooo Mom, thanks for breakfast. I went!

- Give him my regards!!! - waved the mother.

END.