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UNSTOPPABLE HAREM SEEKER

Google Translate. But i have got my own FF check that out for now. I will rewrite this shit soon enough ————————————————————— If you are tired of pathetic OYAShs{it s that guys acting like last dumber and like isse in dxd} and gloomy OPS, then you are definitely here! The main character was an ordinary guy, but a unique life awaits him! Full of adventure and action. Well, the harem will be replenished. ( the SUPERMAN who travels in the worlds of anime. protagonist will not leave other worlds. He will live in all worlds at once!) SHORT !!! IT'S ALL FIGURE !!! READ YOURSELF !!! #OPMC [Author Uzumaki Tetsuya] _________________________________________________ IMPORTANT First I don’t own nothing with this ff and don’t hove any bad or selfish intend for owner or anybody else, i just love this ff, so i just wanted share this with others maybe you will enjoy this ff as well. { so don’t fuck me about stole or bla bla bla if you don’t like just don’t pay attention it’s not your business}

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“B” MISSION {fixed}

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Hello, friends! You are watching Uzumaki-news on first Channel ! (Do the gods also have a first channel?)

Your permanent host, Uzumaki Tilya, is with you! So ... Turn on the splash screen!

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The TV turned on and suddenly Tilya appeared in a funny pirate costume, after which he began to sing a song to the amusing and funny situations that happened to him and his ladies.

- Are you ready kids?

- Yes captain!

- I can not hear!

- yes captain!

- HOOOOOO !!! Who lives in the middle of the universe?

- Tilya Uzumaki! Man of Steel!

- Who is so strong? And cool without a flaw?

- Tilya Uzumaki! Man of Steel!

- Who survives always and everywhere?

- Tilya Uzumaki! Man of Steel!

-Who is as agile as Flash on earth?"

- Tilya Uzumaki! Man of Steel.

- Tilya !!! Uzumaki !!! Tilya Uzumaki !!! Tilting! Uzumaki !!! Tilyaa! Uzumakiiiiiiiii !!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahapphah! pha pha ha 💩

And then at the end, Alice began to play the flute!

----- Tilya Uzumaki !!!!! -----

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- Oh, I can't! Hahaha. It was magical, honey! - Alice finished laughing and wiped away the tear that had come out with her sleeve.

- No need to say. - Kurama continued to laugh like a Bijuu.ohh she is bijuu

- Well, yeah ... It was funny. - I agreed with them.

- So, let's finally get to the news of the Shinobi world! Otherwise ... I completely forgot to tell you about them. Let's go!

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Other shinobi villages were very, very shocked by my parents' arrival! And those who discussed the war or had bad intentions quickly reconsidered their decisions. Not only did some of the strongest shinobi of the past reappear, but they also took with them ... Manas.

Akatsuki thought so ... Why did I decide that? Yes, because you can't hear anything from them! We settled somewhere quieter than the water of the country and below the village of grass. (Ha ha! Just a minute!)

Of the less important ... The very village of Sound was formed, about which we know a lot. But some people think that we do not know ... So let him think so. Heh.

My father and mother are now not only respected, loved and feared ... but also supported in everything! But what about? We saved the clan of red-eyed people called "Uchiha", killed Danzo's cattle, found his dark deeds, and besides, we have such a powerful ally as "Manas"! And so there is no intrigue or anything like that.

Nobody start cold war with each other and doesn't try to screw up the Fourth. And besides ... Why?

Thanks to my father, our village is getting better and better every day. As well as his strength. Although now relations with some clans cannot be called friendly, everything is slowly getting better. And soon ... They will really be able to become one village.

Well, now ... I'm going on my very first mission of rank B. And I'm probably even in anticipation.

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FLASHBACK.

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A serious company has gathered in the Hokage's office. Team 7 led by the Copy Ninja Hatake Kakashi, Team 8 led by the gorgeous Yuhi Kurenai and ... Team 9 led by Furious Green Beast Mayto Guy! And ... Does it seem to me or is it somehow too crowded here?

I looked inquiringly at my father and also raised an eyebrow inquiringly. He raised his hand, making it clear that I should wait and begin to say:

- Tazuna-san, you can come in.

The office doors opened and the same guy from the canon came to us! Only ... He was collected and sober ... Amazing!

- Hello! He greeted and bowed respectfully to the Hokage.

- Tazuna-san is a builder and architect from the Land of Waves. At the moment, the country is starving and experiencing resource constraints. To solve all economic problems, they need to build a bridge. We understood their situation and accepted Tazuna's mission, giving her a B rank. You will have to protect them until Tazuna-san and his team complete the bridge. It may seem that the mission is too easy for rank B, but it is not. You will be hindered by one slippery tycoon named Gato, who decided to enrich himself on the mountain of this country and its inhabitants. You must stop all his attempts to destroy the bridge. And be careful ... This building is not just a bridge between islands, it is a bridge between countries and people. Therefore, this mission is very important. Even a ninja attack is possible, so be always ready! - finished the father and no one had any complaints.

- The inhabitants of our village collected all their money and instructed me to take a mission from you. And I am grateful to the respected Hokage for giving up Gato's dirty money and accepting us. This bridge is our last hope. Please help us! People will always remember your kindness and benevolence. And our countries will always be on friendly terms. Tazuna bowed and my comrades looked at the Hokage with approval, admiration and pride.

- So that's why there are three teams? I asked, raising my hand.

- Yes. Set out tomorrow morning, so get ready. questions?

- No! - We answered in chorus and left the office.

The teachers took their students to prepare them for this mission a little and even Kakashi-sensei was serious and gave some instructions.

- That's all. Now go and get ready for the mission. - he said and disappeared into Shunshin.

- Hooray! Our first B-grade quest! Naruko exclaimed happily.

- I think we should prepare for everything. See you! - Said Satsuki and saying goodbye, she ran to her home.

We chatted a bit with Naruko and Sakura and also went to prepare for the mission. Everyone was excited. Even me! After all, this is the same legendary Naruto mission, where he found his ninja path! IT IS VERY COOL!!!

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END.

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Yeah! Well, there was a bustle in the house! My girls ran back and forth and could not sit in one place. They put everything I needed in my bag and even more ...

- So! When you jump on a tree, look around, first to the left and then to the right, so that you are not knocked down by enemy vehicles. Itachi said, holding out her finger instructively.

- Change your underwear every day and brush your teeth the same way. If you get hurt, tell Sakura right there. Sakura, did you take everything you need?

- Yes!

- Ufff ... I also want on this mission! What if something happens to you? Ino asked me, pouting her lips.

- So girls, that's enough! - I said and escaped from the tenacious and merciless beautiful hands.

-I'm not a little boy for you, and I can take care of myself.

- Eh ... You're right. It's just your first B rank mission! And this is so exciting! Tsunade cried mock.

- Hmm ... I feel like a first grader who has just entered the Academy. I gasped.

As a result, after a few hugs, kisses, lectures, checks and super hugs, we were still released.

On the way, Sakura and I went to my mother's house. There they hugged me again and for some reason consoled me, saying that I was leaving my mother for only a few weeks. Kushina was there too and kissed me on the cheek. How cute ... Just cute!

.......

- Hey! Guys! - Ten-Ten waved to us.

All the genin have finally gathered, and our captains will arrive very soon.

- Hello. I see you are ready for anything. - I smiled.

- YES! THE POWER OF YOUTH IS BURNING IN US !!!!! - with fire in his eyes said Lee.

- Oh, yes, Lee. The power of Youth burns in me too! - I supported him, choosing a synonym "suitable" for me!

But Lee was only worried that I agreed with him and the thick-browed with tears in his eyes, putting his hand on my shoulder, showed his thumb.

- Hmph ...

And this is Neiji. And he, as always, is not verbose. By the way, here he is not as gloomy as in the canon, because his father is alive ... But still, the upbringing of the Hyuuga clan does not pass without a trace. Hmm ...

- Kiba, how is Akamaru? - I asked, looking at the dog owner.

- He's all right, and here he is.

Kiba pointed to Akamaru, who quickly came running from the side of the gate and barked at me in greeting.

- Hinata, and you are getting beauty every day. - I looked admiringly at the princess of the Hyuga clan.

- H-hello. - replied Hinata, a little embarrassed, but fortunately she did not faint like in the original. Heh.

-Thank you, Uzumaki-kun. - she smiled and seeing her real smile, Neiji's eye twitched.

- Hey, what about me? Ten-Ten asked, pouting her lips.

- Your charm made me forget myself, pay you a compliment. - I said, nodding in admiration. At this the boys rolled their eyes, but Takahashi herself laughed.

- You were able to get out, flatterer. - she said contentedly.

- Aha! Hey Shino! Why are you silent? I asked, turning my attention to the beetle lord.

He woke up from deep thoughts and realizing that he had not been forgotten, became a little happier and even waved his hand in emotion.

- Greeting i am you friend of mine

- Ha ha ha! You are the same as always! I laughed and slapped him on the shoulder.

My team also greeted and talked to everyone about nothing.

- Lee, how are your training? I asked.

- Perfectly! But this is not enough. I will continue training, because there is no limit to perfection! - he exclaimed.

- You're right! And we must train while the strength of Youth flows in our veins! - with fire in my eyes, with thick eyebrows, and the other guys laughed nervously. Here ... A powerful hand lay on my shoulder.

Turning around, I saw our punctual captains. Kakashi-sensei looked tired, Kurenai-sensei was smiling at the students, and a hand on my shoulder ...

It belonged to Gai-sensei, who stood with a bright smile and tears in his eyes.

And suddenly, around Lee and Guy, a powerful illusion of sunset appeared.

- May your Youth ... prosper forever! - he said an epic phrase, accompanied by epic music. And Lee and I were imbued with the atmosphere!

- Gai-sensei! - we shouted with admiration in chorus, but no more words were needed. We understood each other without any words and also shed tears of youth.

Gai-sensei nodded and wiped away his tears. But this did not help and tears of happiness flowed like a river, so he did not want to show weakness in front of the students, turned around and showed his thumb. And so ... Now the three of us stood on the edge of the cliff and began to look at the beautiful sunset with tears in our eyes and dazzling smiles!

- * Bam !!! *

Kakashi-sensei at this point hit himself in the face so hard that then a trace remained. However, like some genins. And Kurenai-sensei giggled next to the girls looking at us.

And only one Tazuna did not smoke, what kind of weed we smoked before breakfast.

- Hello, Kakashi-sensei. - I smiled at the teacher that I was now stroking my bruised face.

- Kurenai-sensei, you look stunning! - I said, appearing next to her and gallantly kissing her hand.

-Thank you, young tempter. - She answered and giggled again.

- So young man ... Stop flirting with Kurenai, and you, in turn, do not succumb to his natural magnetism. - said Kakashi, looking first at me, then at the beautiful Kurenai, who also like to make fun of others.

- You know it is very difficult. Kurenai held out with a smile and pinched my cheek.

- Let's go already. He sighed wearily and thought to himself:

-It will be an awfully long road."

So we left the village, heading for the Land of Waves. But we had a long road ahead and therefore ...

A snap of your fingers and the ring turns into a guitar.

- Let's hit the road with music!

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- * Nothing in the world is better

Than wandering friends across the white light.

Those who are friendly are not afraid of anxiety,

Any roads are dear to us!

Any roads are dear to us!

La la la la la la la la la la la!

La-la-la-e-e-e. *

- Great song, Tilya! Filled with the power of youth! - Gai-sensei and Rock Lee shouted with delight, to which I threw sheets of text at them with a smile. And the three of us were already singing, and then even Naruko joined us. And surprisingly, we had a great choir!

Kurenai, Tajune, Kibe, Ino, Sakura, Ten-Ten and Hinata liked it. Even Shino listened and enjoyed in his own way.

And only Kakashi-sensei, Neiji and Satsuki, seeing how we rejoice in Youth, raised their eyes to the sky and prayed.

- "God, give me strength!"