I have an exam tomorrow, it's my favorite subject - English. I am fully prepared and can't wait to give the exam!
(the next day)
Wakes up late and hurries to school without having breakfast.
(at school)
Ashley : Hey, melon. Are you prepared for today?
Melon : Yes, ofcourse I am. It's my favorite subject, after all!
Ashley : Hold on, since when did Mathematics become your favorite?
Melon : What? Today is English, bro.
Ashley : Nope, it's not, sis.
(checks timetable)
Melon : OH F***, IT IS MATHEMATICS! I AINT PREPARED! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?
(faints from shock)
(wakes up after a little while)
I open my eyes, and there's blinding white light coming from above.
I look to my left, and there's a clock ticking 8AM.
Melon : IT'S 8AM ALREADY!? I NEED TO BE ON TIME FOR MY EXAM!
(mum enters)
Mum : Baby, are you doing alright?
(realizes I am in a hospital)
Melon : What am I doing here!? Don't I have an exam today!?
Mum : Yes, but you fainted at the station because you didn't have your breakfast.
Melon : But what about my exam?
Mum : Your English teacher said, it's fine you can have a re-exam.
Melon : ENGLISH!? I THOUGHT IT WAS MATHEMATICS!??
Mum : What? No, it's English.
(wakes up in panic, realizes it was a horrible dream)
(looks at the clock, it's 8AM)
Melon : WHAT!? ITS 8 AM ALREADY!? I NEED TO HURRY!
(at school)
Melon : Hey, Ashley, are you prepared for today?
Ashley : Yes, of course I am. It's my favorite subject, after all.
Melon : Hold on, since when has English become your favorite?
Ashley : It's Mathematics today.
Melon : Huh!?
(checks timetable, it is Mathematics)
Melon : WHAT!? BUT I AINT PREPARED!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!??
(faints in panic)
(wakes up frantically only to realize I am at home, on my bed)
Melon : What a horrible dream!
(looks at clock)
Melon : ITS 9AM ALREADY!? I NEED TO LEAVE!
(at school)
Ashley : Good morning, Melon. Are you prepared for today?
Melon : Yes, I am. But I didn't get time to revise in the morning, I had a horrible nightmare and woke up late, but the good thing is I am already prepared!
Ashley : Oh! Looks like you have studied. Well, good luck!
Melon : Good luck to you too!
(in class)
Teacher(while distributing the papers) : Students! All the best for today's exam!!
(Melon looks at the paper)
First Semester Examinations
Subject : MATHEMATICS
Marks : 80
Melon : WHAT THE ACTUAL F***!!!???