Chapter 1 - Mill Gates

Uniball was in a desolate state of mind. He could not even fap to his heart's content.

Doctor Testes went missing and never returned from the vacation. Uniball needed training. The only thing Uniball wanted to do was to find Testes.

He confronted a lot of doctors, he wanted to become strong. But his efforts were all in vain. Then one day, a strange old man rang his house bell.

The man looked very sophisticated, and he had a crooked little smile.

"You smell like shit, some deo might help." The old man said, as he tossed a bottle of Pogg Deodorant.

"Who the fuck are you?" Asked Uniball.

"Easy with the language son, I've been hearing that you were looking for a way to become strong. I can help you become strong." The old man replied.

"I don't even know you, why the fuck would you even help me?" Uniball asked, in an irritated tone.

"You're fat but you're smart. Well, you see,I have something I expect in return from you." The old man said.

"What is it?" Uniball asked

"I'll make you a very strong man. I'll give you superhuman level powers, but gaining something is losing something else. You'll have to sacrifice your looks, not like you look any good but I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt." The old man said.

"What will I have to do? If I can become strong, I'll pay any price for it, no matter how huge it is." Uniball said, now slightly showing interest.

"We'll operate on you and you'll get a boob. You'll have to become a tri boobular species." The old man said.

"Tri boobular species? But I don't even have a boob." Uniball said, expressing slight discomfort.

"Yes you do! You fat sack of shit, you have man boobs, look at them, they're enormous." The old man said, laughing wickedly.

"What the fuck! This is sexual harrassment, are you fucking gay or what? Get out of my house." Uniball yelled.

"Its a once in a lifetime opportunity, the operation will compress all your fat and it'll accumulate at your chest, creating your third boob. The point is, we'll put nukes inside your new boob, because it is extremely huge. But dont worry, it will be compressed and it will look like a normal third boob generally. But when you want to use it, it will expand and the nukes will be at your disposal." The old man said.

"Why're you giving me such power?" Uniball asked.

"You'll work for me, along with your goals, you'll have to get rid of some people for me. So what is it, will you take the offer or not, there are many other obese loners in this city, I can approach them instead." The old man said.

Uniball thought about it for a while

With such power, he'd be able to obliterate Testes. He would have to deal with a boob, but it would be worth it. This had to be it.

"I'll take it sir!" Uniball cheered.

"Very well, meet me at the statue of pride tomorrow. And my name is, Mill Gates. Very nice to meet you." Said the old man smiling in a very appealing way.