Chapter 11: Two Years Later

Chapter 11

Two Years Later

"Wow, you phrase such a sad tragedy in a comical way." - Fran about Bel massacring his family.

You're welcome.

Here's Chapter 11: Two Years Later.

The next two years passed quickly. Mama let me spend a week a year at the Giglio Nero Famiglia, so I could see Gamma, Nosaru and Tazaru sometimes, but not nearly as much as I wanted. Reborn left for Japan without telling me, so he could train Tunafish- I mean Tsuna. And Dino was scared of me, since I half-traumatized, half-terrified him when I had visited him. Plus he was flitting back and forth between Japan and Italy.

So I was all alone.

Someone knocked at the door.

Irina called from the kitchen, "Yuni-chan? Would you get that?"

"Sure." I said, pulling it open.

Heterochromic eyes stared back at me. "It's been two years, Hibari-chan."

I gave Mukuro a deadpan look. "My name is Yuni. Even if I would die happy if it was Hibari, its Yuni."

Mukuro sighed. "Fine. I enjoyed calling you skylark, though."

I rolled my eyes. "I forgot. What was our deal again?"

Mukuro closed his eyes. It's been two years and she's still this annoying. "I wait two years and you provide me with the name of Sawada Tsunayoshi's town and school."

I blinked. "I said that?"

Mukuro exhaled, annoyed. "Yes. Yes, you did."

I shrugged. "I don't remember saying anything remotely similar to that."

"Oh, come on!" Mukuro snapped, getting angry. Eep. Mukuro angry! "I waited TWO YEARS for my revenge on the mafia, and you just DENY ME?!"

I took a deep breath. "Yep."

Mukuro looked like he was counting to ten. Maybe I should lend the poor guy my anger issues book-wait, I think I got angry at it and ripped it up... "Well, then, Yuni-chan. I'll just have to drag you along to Japan then, with me, now won't I?"

That would send most girls screaming and running for their bedrooms. But not me. I am prodigious, after all. "Cool."

Mukuro's eye twitched. "...you want to go to Japan?"

I nodded. "Then I could meet Tunafish-san, Hibari-sama, the legendary Baseball-Idiot, Octopus-Head and Turf Top."

Mukuro's eyebrows furrowed at my nicknames. Those poor people. "I won't take you to Japan unless you tell me."

DAMMIT, HE'S GOT ME. I cursed, internally. I should've just gone along with it! Okay, so what was more important to me? Meeting the Vongola and temporarily joining Mukuro and possibly going to Vendicare? Or living a calm, peaceful life with Irina and Mama, until Mama dies and Byakuran takes over the mafia, drugging me and 'killing' Tunafish and ACTUALLY killing me later. ...the choice is obvious.

"I'll tell you." I promised. "But you have to take me with you. And I'll be a neutral party, supporting neither you or Tunafish-san when your plans go south."

Mukuro rolled his eyes. "Fine."

"And the name of the town and school is the ONLY information I'll provide you with. And I'm not staying with you." I continued, listing my restrictions. Mukuro would have to kidnap Fuuta, to get the rankings of the strongest Namimori Middle School students, so that Tsuna and the others would go after Mukuro to save the poor little (wait...he's older than me.) Ranking Prince. And there was no way in hell that I was going to be staying in...Kokuyo Land. Shiver. Especially not with Birds, the creepy asshole.

Mukuro nodded. "Done."

I beamed. "Now, to convince my mother and Irina!"

He snorted. "There's no time to waste." he jammed his trident (...WHERE DOES HE GET THAT?!) into the ground and another me appeared.

I eyed it-me-her. She eyed me back.

I raised my hand. She raised hers.

I clapped three times. she clapped three times.

"Tunafish!" I suddenly called.

"Tunafish!" she called with me.

"My favorite food is ramen!" we shouted together. "Mukuro has pineapple hair! I LOVE HIBARI-SAMA!"

I nodded, approvingly to Mukuro. "This will work. You have skills, my friend."

Mukuro looked smug. "Kufufu...I know."

So we left the illusion-me behind.

I waved at her. "Treat Irina nice!"

She waved back. "Tell Hibari-sama I love him!"

"K!"

Mukuro rolled his eyes. "I can't believe someone as smart as you could be so..." he struggled to find the word.

So I helped him. "Helpful? Adorable? Honest? Cute? Fuckin' kickass?"

"...annoying." he deadpanned.

I crossed my arms. "You suck."

So Mukuro somehow got us on a plane. I suspected illusion money, but that was just a guess.

I met Ken, Chikusa, M. M. (talk about a bitch.), Birds, the Bloody Twins and Lanchia at the airport.

"So you're the 'prodigious' brat, huh, byon?" Ken sneered, leaning over me. He creeped me out...he was like a Pokemon that could evolve and de-evolve. Ken is evolving into Donkey-Kong! Donkey-Kong is de-evolving to Ken! Ken is evolving to Thundercat! Yeah, I didn't like him. "You don't look like much, byon!"

I scrunched up my nose. "Shut up, monkey-face."

"Ken." Chikusa frowned. ...monotone. How disturbing. I don't like monotone, except Fran, because Fran is hilarious. He's like my second favorite character, after Hibari-sama. "You're intelligent for your age."

I snorted. "Of course I am. I'm prodigious."

M. M. crossed her arms over her chest. "Tch. She's so tiny, Mukuro-chan. I don't know why we have to take a little kid with us on our honeymoon." Internally, I scoffed. The only one who can be with Mukuro is Chrome. Because Chrome is awesome and nice.

"You're a creepy, ugly old lady." I deadpanned, at her. "And don't call Mukuro that, because it probably disturbs him as much as it disturbs me. And you're like what, 13? If you're already married, then you're old-fashioned. And old-fashioned means old."

Ken burst out laughing. "Bahaha! This kid is hilarious, byon! I think we'll get along just fine."

Birds leered at me. I edged away. "This girl is very cute-"

I threw my bag of peanuts (complimentary of the plane service people.) at him. "Old pervert, stay the hell away from me."

Mukuro chuckled. "Birds-san, I must ask you don't harass little Yuni-chan. She's very sensitive."

I was tempted to throw my Coke at Mukuro. "I'm not sensitive, I just don't like perverts. Any normal human being would not like them too."

The Bloody Twins didn't say anything, they just smirked. Creepy~

Lanchia just stared, blankly. Oh yeah, Mukuro has him possessed, doesn't he? I shivered. That could've been me...

On the plane to Japan, I slept most of the time, preparing for the longest two days of my life. Or at least, so far, considering how in ten years, I'll die.

But I had a plan for the Kokuyo Arc, to get me through safely, and Mukuro locked up in Vendicare.

And this one wouldn't fail.

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The sky may be bright, blue and accepting, but when the weather shifts, the sky turns gray and desolate, a place of absolute despair. However, the sky will always return to its original blue shade, after the weather shifts back.

There's Chapter 11.

I know, a time skip already? But I highly doubt that any of you would want to read about Yuni doing absolutely nothing for two years.

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Meli-chan27 - In truth, I don't like eating pineapples. Well, whenever I go to the grocery store, I'd see a pineapple and be all like 'I NEED THAT', but then I'd bring it home and never eat it, because I don't like them. Thanks for the review, and go vote on my poll if you haven't already.

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In my poll, right now Tunafish is in the lead, followed closely by Fran, Belphegor, Takeshi (who made a sneak-attack comeback from behind) and Shoichi. Then there's Mukuro, who follows them, Squ-chan (he's like 20 years older than her, lol.) and Spanner.

I'm gonna cut out Squ-chan, Spanner, Hayato, TYL-Lambo, Xanxus and Ryohei, and make an entirely new poll with only Tunafish, Fran, Bel, Takeshi, Shoichi (again, dafuq?!) and Mukuro, so then the voting will be more exact.

So everyone who has already voted, I must ask you to go vote AGAIN, on my profile. It'll make the pairing more exact. Once I have 20 unique voters, I'll close the poll and start introducing the pairing.

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