Chapter 23 - Meeting Diana, and fuck you Lex Zuckerberg!

A few days later Lex Zuckerberg was having a fundraiser, and i came together with Bruce and Clark to investigate his strange behavior. We went down different paths. Clark and i stayed at the party, while Bruce infiltrated to get some information about what Lex was hiding, and what was his objective, trying to put him against Superman.

I was walking by the buffet table when i saw a gorgeous woman in red dress, that made all the men in the vicinity look at her with gaping mouths. I'll be honest, i was one of them! I didn't waist any time and approached her. Then i started to use all of my seduction skills:

_ Good night, young lady! - I said with a soft and low voice while giving a smile.

_ Good night, young gentleman, how may i help you? - She said putting a seductive smile, that almost aroused me.

_ I was watching you from the side and i couldn't help but come to you and say how beautiful you are this night! - I said getting even closer to her invading her personal space.

She gave a look like she could understand clearly what i was trying to do. Without waiting for her answer, i said:

_ That's it! This is the look of a clever and experienced woman. Just look at your beautiful black eyes, they can make even the strongest of the man kneel. - I said praising her beauty and intelligence.

_ Is it? - She said getting even closer.

_ Not just that, i fell in love with your curves. What about me? What do you think? - I asked.

_ You look to young but you speak like a wise man. - She said with a warm smile.

_ It must be your beautiful eyes, my lady. But i found myself being rude, my name is Jaden Newman. May i know the name of such beauty? - I asked pulling her hand and giving a tender kiss.

_ My name is Diana, gentleman. Your words are pleasant to hear. - She said letting me hold her hand a little bit more.

_ What a fantastic name! Fit for a goddess like you. - I said looking straight to her eyes and not losing sight even for a second.

_ Hahaha! I'm not a goddess, they are to beautiful, i'm just above average. - She said humbly.

_ Hoho! You even have a humble personality! Are you sure you didn't fall from the Heavens? - I asked this time with a seductive smile.

_ Haha! - She smiled pleased hiding her smile.

_ You even cover your smile knowing that every mortal that see it will faint from the beauty! - I said joking.

_ Hahaha! Alright, let's stop talking about me, what about you? May i know about the personal thoughts of such a gentleman? - She asked with interested eyes like she wanted to devour me.

_ Oh, nothing that's worth mentioning. I could say, using your words, that i'm just above average! - I said with a mysterious face, not stopping looking her in the eyes.

_ Wow, not just a gentleman but a humble one too! - She said looking straight at me with interested eyes.

_ Why don't we keep our conversation in a more private place? - I daringly asked her, extending my arm for her to hold.

_ I thought that you wouldn't ever ask? - She said holding my extended arm.

Then we left. Meanwhile Bruce and Clark were investigating their own different ways. Clark trying to interview the guests, while Bruce used the old trick of, "i drunk too much where's the bathroom". Clark got some clues of Lex's projects involving the Kryptonian Scout Ship. Batman successfully infiltrated and put a bug inside the computer room and started to steal information from the computers.

Coming back to my intimate conversation with Diana.

_ So where were we? - I asked with a warm smile.

She started to look anxious, probably remembering her purpose of coming to this party.

_ Well it's seems like our time is over. - I said putting on a sad face.

_ No, what are you talking about? - She asked confused.

_ Well, it seems like you are late for something. - I said with an understandable face.

_ I'm sorry! - She said with an awkward looking face.

_ No, you don't need to apologize! Of course, if you have a date with me later on! - I suggested with a smile.

_ Sure, it would be my pleasure! - She said giving me her number.

_ Oh, tank you! Before you go just to make sure i'll give you a little gift. - I said as i gave her a Phoenix brooch, made of gold with a big diamond on the Phoenix's chest.

_ Oh, my, it's beautiful! - She said.

_ And it's special in some secret ways that i'll only reveal at our date. - I said with mysterious words.

_ Thank you! Now i'm even more curious about you! - She said leaving with a warm smile.

I observed her leaving to meet Bruce and steal his bug. Right after, the events of the movie happened as they should be. Bruce tried to confront Diana but she left in his car. It was fun in the movie but seeing personally it was pathetic. C'mon man you're the fucking Batman, it's you who is supposed to outsmart others!

After this humiliation we reunited at the entrance. This night Lex just made a brief apparence, he shook Clark's hand and said:

_ Woah, friend you have a strong handshake! It's time to take it easy on the gym!

_ It's too much time jerking off! - I screamed in the background.

Everyone started to laugh, but Lex quickly took of his hand, and cleaned with alcohol. It was hilarious! Hahaha!

Next night i called Diana and she answered the call. So we made a date schedule. Next morning i took her in the hotel she was staying, and we went to a zoo. Then at 12 a.m. we went to have lunch in my apartment where i cooked our lunch.

_ What a wonderful teste! Never in my life have i ate something so delicious! - She was surprised and almost ate the plate.

She blushed, and was ashamed for losing her composure. Hahaha! I laughed and said with a smile:

_ There's nothing to be ashamed of! My food is the best in all the multiverse!

Hearing this she gulped, because she believed in me. She said:

_ Are you a God!?

_ How did you came to this conclusion? - I asked looking straight in her eyes.

_ Well because you're good at everything! You're handsome, romantic, apparently are rich, and even is the best cook that i ever saw in my life! - She said anxiously.

_ Well, what if the answer is yes? - I asked solemnly.

_ If the answer is yes, i'm leaving now! Not because i don't like you, but because my father will never let you go if he knows that i'm dating someone of your kind. - She said getting up to leave.

_ You speak like your father is a God himself! - I said acting.

_ He is, and not just a God but the king of the Gods! - She answered leaving.

_ Oh, so you're Zeus's daughter! - I said with a confident smile.

_ Yes, so now you know how dangerous it is to date me! - She said with a sad face.

_ Stop Diana! - I said and she stopped and looked at me.

_ What if i tell you that i'm stronger than your father. - I said with a serious look.

_ Impossible! My father is omnipotent! - She said now annoyed.

_ And you believed this lie? - I said spreading my arms and shrugging my shoulders.

_ How dare you say this, even if i don't like him you cannot say everything that you want to about him! - She said now worrying about Zeus wrath.

_ You know Diana i already knew your identity when i approached you that night. My motivation is sincere, i really like you and i'm starting to have feelings for you. - I said solemnly.

_ You knew? So why didn't you told me earlier? - She asked flustered.

_ Because i wanted to conquer your heart being who i am, and not because of my power and influence! - I said now annoyed.

_ You! - She said now with a awkward smile.

_ Why are you looking at me like that? - I asked.

_ Because it worked, now you have to take responsibility! - She said acting like a teenager that just found someone who could understand her.

_ Of course i'll take responsibility! And one more thing i never said that i was a God! I only said that, what if the answer was yes! - I said with an annoyed face.

_ You! - She smiled and her eyes started to get tears, she ran in my direction and punched my chest like a silly girl.

If it was a normal human it would've died instantly because of the power of the punch, that could reduce a boulder to dust. But for me it was just a light push. I looked her in the eyes and we kissed.

Right when things where heating up her phone rang, and when she saw the message she got up and said, that the Kryptonian space ship was emitting high levels of energy and it could explode, so she needed to go.

I agreed and let her go. We kissed and she left.

Fuck you Lex Zuckerberg, and Doomsday! Cursed cock blockers!