Don't Judge, Even Gods Need Vacation Time
Hello, my name is unimportant, however what is important is that I'm dead. I'm sure you already know how it goes, first you die in an accident, second you meet god, third get your lovely cheats, and finally start your new life.
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Well, in my case, it's more like this: first you get assassinated, second you wake up in a white room with two items: a laptop and a note. Still being disoriented from dying, you do the logical thing, read the note of course, that's when you realize just how much of an asshole god is.
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In the letter you come face to face with a very 'descriptive' and 'vibrant' explanation, it's worded with quite the 'colorful language', it almost made me cry.
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"F**K OFF! Go enter 7 wishes into the computer, sit in a corner if you want or whatever, I don't give a hot diddly dog what you do! Just, Don't, You, Dare, Interrupt, My, Vacation, AGAIN, I NEED THIS! F****** Reincarnation BA***RDS, BULLS**T TRASMIGRATORS!
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~GOD"
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This is where I find myself now staring at the letter flabbergasted. 'I guess the big guy must be overworked or something? Is it a guy? Dangit I'm assuming, I can imagine the feminists now, they would've roasted my hide if I was still alive... well, *ahem* moving on.'
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I took my sweet time to collect myself, after all sometimes you need to sit down, and just think, especially after being berated by god.
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Standing up from my thoughts I walk over to the only computer in the room.
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'huh, that's a flashy keyboard, It's glowing like a rainbow, wait... Is this god's computer? Eh, it's sparkling now! Well… everyone has their tastes… some just take... glittering rainbows... a bit t-too f-f-far… i-i-it h-hurts... to l-look ... w-why is i-i-it g-growing BRIGHTER?!'
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Looking away from the keyboard that scalds my sight with its brightness, I take a look up at the screen.
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"Ahh… yup, it seems I can type my 7 wishes, though I wonder if there are any limits on the wishes, either way, I'll find out soon enough. It's time to enter the most ungodly op powers ever, let's see if I can become a god."
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'First, I wish for the power of Superman' (DC) (Superhuman physique, laser eyes, various vision types: X-ray, microscopic, etc. Freeze breath, gale breath (exhaling a whirlwind), flight, no need to breathe, no need to eat, only need the sun to survive.)
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'Second, I wish for the power of Martian Manhunter' (DC) (Extreme shapeshifting, to the point of growing several stories, stretching, growing, extending, changing physical properties: 'rubber'. Change density, phase through shit. EVERY SINGLE MIND POWER… like seriously I thought superman was op, this guy literally has a similar strength level and all this other shit.)
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'Third, I wish for the power of Captain Atom' (DC) (Symbiotic metal alien/living armour? Matter transmutation, energy manipulation and generation, quantum thing-a-majigs.)
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'Fourth, I wish for the power of Zatanna Zatara' (DC) (Essentially a reality warping magician, backwards words = spells)
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'Fifth, I wish for the power of the Avatar' (Avatar: the Last Airbender) (Uses the fundamental elements, Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Their sub skills. Capable of perceiving spirits.)
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'Sixth, I wish for the power granted by the Chakra Fruit' (Naruto) (Fruit of the god tree, quite literally the origin of chakra, I believe kekkei gekkai's as well)
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'Seventh, I wish for the power of Alucard' (Hellsing Ultimate) (An ancient vampire, with op vampire powers.)
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"Well, I mean that's probably enough to become an elder god or something, right, well I'm pretty sure it'd stop me if my wishes went too far."
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"Alright moment of truth… 3… 2… 1…" *click*
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"huh, why isn…" *Whoosssshhhh*
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"Falling…! FALLING! Wait, falling? My consciousness... is fad... th... dark... ss... is... surr... m..."
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I hear the wind around me, the gusts feel like a slight breeze on my skin. I slowly open my eyes to see a forest below me… it's… it's�� It's Getting Closer!
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"I'm falling, fudge fudge fudge, how do I fly?! I should've wished for a manual"
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"Let's see, how would a race without wings fly, hmm… ahh… Shit! The ground's getting closer, oh… wait, is that a lake below me… NOOO, stop getting distracted me, now is not the time! Well, to fly you probably… need… to… AHHH... that's it, I only need to imagine flying… here goes nothing..."
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Closing my eyes I see myself falling, and imagine myself slowly decelerating, I can feel the gravity gradually decrease as a slow to hover just above the ground.
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Opening my eyes I see the forest trees, roots, mushrooms, I can't help but enjoy the giddy excitement that appears when I notice I'm hovering a good meter off the ground.
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Seeing an exposed root that looks good for seating I float over before relaxing, sitting I ponder everything that's happened, but only one thought repeatedly comes to my mind.
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"I-I-I'm A-Amazing!... I did it!... I FLEW!"
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|MAINFRAME REQUESTS INTEGRATION|
|GIVE PERMISSION: (Y/N)|
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"Yeeeeesssss HAHAhaha, I knew... I-I...?"
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|PERMISSION GRANTED|
|FOREIGN BEING SHALL BE INTEGRATED INTO THE MAINFRAME - INITIATING - 0%|
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"Eeeeehhhhhhhhhh...…!"
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|...15%|
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"W-wait!"
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"W-W-WAIT!... I didn't give you permission."
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"You! You Did It On Purpose Didn't You, you knew I was going to say that!"
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|INTEGRATION SUCCESSFUL|
|ANALYSIS OF UNKNOWN EXISTENCE COMPLETE|
|MAINFRAME REDIRECTS [...] TO LOCAL GOVERNING SYSTEM OF PLANET KELLAS|
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"HEY STOP IGNORING ME!"
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|REDIRECTING…|
|REDIRECTING…|
|SUCCESS|
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[ ||[MAINFRAME]|| grants subject [...] a quest ]
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"Listen, and Listen Well Child"
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[Info]
Designation - [Administration System of Kellas ~ Dust]
Quest Objective - Cooperate with planet Kellas' local system to complete the introductory tutorial:
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[Time Limit]
Complete [Dust's] tutorial within
[2 Days 23 Hours 59 Minutes]
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[Completion Rewards]
--[Upgraded System Privileges]--
--[Growth Points] will be unlocked--
--Skill - [Transformation - True form]--
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[Failure Penalties]
--In the event of failure, ||[MAINFRAME]|| shall Invoke rule 32213 to place two [Gifts] in stasis for [2 Years]--
*This quest cannot be declined.*
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This is the voice of administrator [Dust] we will now be starting the tutorial for planet Kellas', because this is your first tutorial [Skipping] will not be allowed.
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"Ohhhh… OHHHH… A System.... WOW!"
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Please say [Status] to view ||[MAINFRAMES]|| analysis of [...]
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"WOOHOO… TIME TO SEE IF MY WISHES WORKED … HaHahaahaha... Status!"
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Name: [... Please enter your name …]
Titles: [Ignored By God], [BAKA, you think you're smart!?], [Unique, but without family...]
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Species: *New Race* *One of A Kind* *Baby*
[Muu] - You are the first and only one of your kind, you hold potential far outpacing all others, even the gods themselves. You have 7 [Gifts], all of them together allow you to make your imagination, reality. However, you are but a babe, and such power is not easily controlled nor contained. Thus, your gifts have been locked away by the ||[Mainframe]||. You require a large number of [Growth Points] to unlock all aspects of your [Gifts].
As a Muu you have a true form, yours is a small floating mammal, pink furred, with large azure eyes, a thin tail 2x longer than your body ended by a solid pink oval. Your form is reminiscent of a mouse, your legs are akin to a kangaroos, and your head reminds one of a kitten. (If you still can't tell, this is Mew from Pok��mon)
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Author note - This will be continued in the next chapter, I hope that this chapter was enjoyable, If it was then criticism or suggestions are appreciated. Recently I've been typing up various premises for different stories, trying to get a good and interesting world people would enjoy, for example you might have noticed me post three other stories.
The first was Protocol Ouroboros, which I think is pretty good so far, however I'm not exactly sure if it makes sense to the readers, I feel like I made it all a bit too complex, too much info… I guess? I can't really confirm it though without comments.
The second Consume, Devour, Feast - needs better formatting and grammar, I'm sure if you read it you'll notice this and of course the first chapter is more like a summary of the early chapters which I haven't written. The reason the grammar is atrocious is because I was rushing through this one, I have no intention of continuing it unless anyone says otherwise too. That's because I realized that I would've written myself into a hole, the protagonist essentially becomes an immortal god like being, before the story of MHA starts. Now If people want me to continue this one-shot I could re write it.
The third story The Childe Borne of Fantasy has a few problems. It has better grammar, though I still need to fix a few things… but essentially this premise is still in the oven so to speak, in this story there is a vast galactic empire, however travel between planets is only for the most powerful. The main character in the first chapter is 'The father' the first few chapters would introduce the world through his perspective, before a time skip to the main protagonist Muusa, their daughter.
Now why am I describing these stories too you, well one, self promotion, and also I want to see what people think, now obviously out of 500 readers you only get the rare comment from one or two, especially when the stories are very early in.
Essentially, I suppose I'm saying just hang on…? I'll be doing my best to make good stories… however, seeing as I started two weeks ago… I'm new to what readers want, what works for authors, and well everything. Honestly, the reason I'm making multiple stories is that I want my stories to be enjoyable most of all, if readers think the story is too convoluted to be enjoyed, I'd want to re-write it, to make the story something that can be enjoyed, that's the kind of mindset I'm writing with. So, I'm experimenting with different premises trying to find a balance to the storytelling…
*I honestly hope what I'm saying makes sense, anyways I thank all of you for reading my story, your author, Shadowstar01 ~ The Celestial Abyss*