where the hell am i

Ryjin stood in a bustling New York as he looked round OK WHERE THE FUCK AM I ???? people look at him -What the fuck are you all looking at- they swear and stuff at him he just shrugs it off as he spreads his sense's around the world to get a feel for where he is and he can feel an energy in the form of a stone ??? energy very powerful not near a god's but almost there he can also feel what seems to be energy imbued hammer ????? -Wait is this where I think it is ???- he decides to look for something in space and spreads his sense out threw this galaxy and YEP he finds it ASGARD he now knew where he was.

-FUCK I AM IN MARVEL-

RYJIN burst out swearing and such and everyone around him started gossiping he shouted at them and everyone until the police came and tried to take him in -say tried as he just flicked them away- eventually a black man approached him and ryjin knew this man Nick fury he knew if Nick is here them most likely Natasha and arrow boy are here nick asks him to come with him but ryjin tells him to sit and talk here as ryjin creates 2 chairs and a table out of nothing surprising nick and every person round he even summons Drakon whisky Best whisky of Draconis and offers some to Nick.

after sitting, nick starts talking.

Nick Fury- so Friend can i ask who you are and why you were flicking people around and How did you make these -looks at the chairs and table and such- but most of all are you a friend or foe ??.

Ryjin- I am ryjin de dragon lord king emperor and god or the Draconis empire and why I am here is cause -stands up looking up at the sky- CAUSE SOME FUCKER KEEPS FUCKING WITH MY WARP PORTALS -they both heard a small giggle after that- I WILL GET YOU JUST WAIT THEN I GUNA SPANK YA SOO HARD YOU WON'T SIT RIGHT FOR A 1000 YEARS he calms down and sits back down that's why I am here as to flicking people they were annoying me and pointing weapons at me normally I would kill them but I did not feel like it and am I friend or foe that depends on you and your next move or should I say HIS next move -He points to a building behind him where arrow boy and Natasha are stood bogeyed he found them- and your next move, Nick Fury.

Nick was surprised but acted quickly and efficiently.

Nick- well would you please come with me to shield HQ so we can talk more and such also do you by any chance have a Hammer you have lost ???.

ryjin- if ya talking about the hammer in the desert no not mine that's thor's and sure i will come with u don't try anything tho nick I know you also is the hulk ok ???.

Nick- thor as in thee thor from Norse gods -ryjin nods- and hulk how do you know of him and no he is hiding.

they are in shield HQ and ryjin sits with nick talking to him for a few hours nick is amazed and shocked about what he hears as is Natasha as she is also in the room ryjin shows them all different powers and such which tell all shield that his words are true not only that but Draco and sys appearing next to him out of nowhere also cemented that.

Ryjin was now helping shield for a bit of fun he was in his assault armour and was watching the hammer waiting for thor to show up.

at the same time in Asgard, Odin felt something powerful and it scared him as he had Heimdal look down on earth and find this power and his answer shocked him Heimdal told Odin of ryjin and his power Odin now saw this being as a potential threat and gave orders to keep watching.

thor showed up and tried to pick his hammer up only to be unable to Ryjin showed up behind him as thor was surprised and Ryjin grabbed the hammer and picked it up THOR was not speechless ryjin knocked out thor and took him to Shield HQ along with the hammer which for some odd reason did not wish to leave him as every time he put it down it would fly to him and attach to him and would not let go ????.

so for the next few days Ryjin was walking around with a hammer stuck on him somewhere on his body it got many laughs even nick and Natasha laughed Thor was sore Very Sore about it ryjin even had thor try and remove it but the hammer refused to budge ??.

after around 2 weeks that big death robot came down to earth cause of Loki and attacked shield HQ ryjin had finally managed to get the hammer back in thor's hands but thor was getting his ass kicked until ryjin just Flicked the robot and it shattered and not 2 seconds later thor's friends showed up ready for battle only to find it all over ?????.

and also it seems ODIN had also come down with around 1000 Asgard soldiers they all had weapons pointed at ryjin.

Ryjin- you best tell them to lower them weapons Odin or they won't be going home -he narrowed his eyes at them as his power started to leak out from anger- the very world started to shake and the ground around ryjin started to cave-in around him.

Odin had his men stand down and the power vanished as fast as it appeared.

Odin- Who are you and what are you.

ryjin- I am Ryjin and I am a REAL GOD not a fake like you.

this got many reactions from the Asgardians it got shock and anger from humans it got shock and amazement from thor it got confusion and also understanding as to how he held his hammer.

Ryjin- go back to your throne Odin its getting cold without your ass to warm it.

this got a great laugh from Thor Odin's eye was twitching.

Odin- are you an enemy or a friend.

Ryjin- well I am not your enemy right now but I will be if there weapons point at me again also no I am not your enemy you have others to worry about.

this got confusion from all Odin seemed to catch on tho and gave orders for all to return to Asgard and they did Thor had not stopped laughing as now he was stood beside Ryjin and offered him to drink and eat Ryjin agreed and they had a party all made by ryjin which thor and his friends where amazed off and took full advantage of haha.