What the Hell, I'm Re-incarnated

"Ah! Ah! Ahh! It hurts! It hurts a lot!" In a Dark place even sun scared to show its face, a silhouette of 5' ft, has been lying down, from God knows how long. Blood patches were dried out on his forehead, his right arm underneath his weight has crushed bones, along with bruises and fracture on his both legs, added blood knot on them, showing cut signs like he has been mercilessly being tortured to death, then disposed off here. Other than his left shoulder and hand, all his limbs were crying in agony, when he tries to sit up.

"Huh! Huff! Huff! Damn it! Damn it! Why in the hell, I'm feeling such tremendous amount of pain. Aah! Can't sit straight. Do hell with this. Aah! Aah! Can't remember has been in any conflict before. Huff! Aaah! Then why it feels someone has just broken my ribs on amusement. Aah! Feels to me like huh! Huh! my bones on my right hand and legs were torn apart."

"I-I am going to be a cripple for my entire life. No! No! I haven't even dated anyone yet. Wait! Wait! Wait! I-I have dated one. Yes! I have. Yeah! She must be anxiously waiting for me to come back to her. Wait! What was her name again. Name...name....name. Tsk! Damn it! Why can't I remember her face, nor even her name? Why? Why? Why? Wait, what's with this place? I doesn't remember where I was, but certainly not in this cave though, my memories are fuzzy."

"I know I shouldn't be here. Then where I was? What I was doing there? How come I'm here, when I have no recollection of coming to such spooky place? Aah! Huh! Huh! I-I need to find a way out of here. Who knows where I'm? My wound will get contagious. I don't want that. Yes! I need to find a way out from here."

The person here nonchalantly talking to himself from some time, he tried to get sit up, but due to heavily wounded, he couldn't even move his bodies right parts muscles. He scratches his hairs with his left movable hand, touches his face to feel any uncomfortableness.

Couldn't sit straight up, so dragged himself with enormous pain to find a comfort position on his back, as if he could see in this darkness. Pushed himself to lean on behind walls, released a big sigh, gulped down his saliva in his dried mouth, leaned on the walls behind his back, grasping huge breaths as he thought of leaving such spooky place but his sever injuries said otherwise.

Now! when he already settled down with closed eyes, an unexpected turn took place, when he heard an anonymous voice of someone or something.

"Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!!!!"

"Holly cow! Shit! Shit! Shit! What the hell is this sound? Wh-Who's talking? Come out straight, o-otherwise, once I found you, you, will be dead. I-I warn you, I'm a black belt champion. So-So don't underestimate the power of black belt champ...."

Before he could have uttered much more, suddenly like a booklet with many pages, uncountable transparent screen windows pop up, out of nowhere, with loud sounds, which pierced his eardrums. On top of that it feels to him, like all the alarming tones are ringing inside his head.

He shouted aloud, "Holly Shit! What the heck is this?" With questioning look and shocking view, he couldn't help but rubbed his eyes with his left hand one by one. Still sitting, he watched as window after windows emerged, then vanished, when he tries to touch it with his left hands fingers almost passed through between them.

He didn't have time to flinch or quinch his brows, as another surprise mesmerized him, with a voice which he least bit interested to hear. Like he knows what's happening here.

"Ding! Ding! Ding! System has successfully merged with its new master. Due to master's awareness, system has become functional. Scanning master's state. Computing relativity with master. Ding! Ding! Ding! Thanks for masters patience. System has become aware of part of masters soul's lost, due to this, system is initiating Ultra Recovery."

"Master needs to stay still in moderate state until this process ends. Now, initiating Ultra Recovery." With that said, this unforseen phenomenon seems unnatural, no matter how he thinks. Giving the injuries he have obtained by various reasons still unknown, he couldn't have any word in mind to utter, as he don't have any choice but let this happen. With determination he closed his eyes, clenched fist.

"Aah! Huh! Huh! Let's see, is this thing really works or not. Huff! I have read many comics, and also watched some series based on this System things. Although they sure are eye catching and fun to read and watch, but to go through with the same is totally unexpected, and to think it's me, the worst one."

"Although I haven't recovered my memories but, I have this feeling that I-I must have done something worse to deserve this. Huh! Only time will tell. For now let's see, I'm still dreaming or is this a reality." Thought inwardly to go through with this systems instruction, suddenly all the Mana within some miles, flew in this dark cave and formed a blue whirlwind on top of his head.

All the mana saunter inside this Whirlwind, like a sucking beast sucks blood. Then like a charm, he bath in that surging mana pouring, as soon as his body started absorbing such pure essence, changes appears on outside, as his wounds started healing, to the point, not even a scar has left. His muscles tissues were re-attached, tore bones were re-adjusted on their places, as well healed completely, like never has brocken before.

In that brimming light of mana whirlwind, two patterns were seen, one above his head, in middle where that mana whirlwind was, second beneath his body, both were of golden hue circle, in middle of such pattern has two triangles opposite of each one's. In middle of pattern has a small black dot, sucked all the impurities leaking out from his body.

This process lasted for a week, which he doesn't know. It's about time for him to be awake and proceed with his new foundings. Slowly the Mana sucking stopped two days ago, only two patterns alongside the now huge condensed Mana Whirlwind continuously pouring the left mana essence and absorbed by his body.

For now all the Mana essence has been used up by him, and he woke up. Slowly opens his both eyes to see the same pitch black darkness. Felt new profound energy surging through his veins. Surprise to watch all his incurable injuries has been dealt with. With a shocking look he moved his legs and hands.

"Woaaaah! M-My hands can move now. My legs can move too." Stands up, "I-I can move, can walk, can run too. No wound here, nor there. Nor even scars can be seen. Looks like this system thing really works. I need to workout to find more details about this. This thing, how should I contact it, should I...." The moment he thought some indecent things, a voice rang and gave him shiver the moment he heard it. He fluttered.

System Pesky:~ Don't you dare think, such things about me. I clearly have my own decency, who are you to find faults on me? I warn you if you try to do any harm to this Pesky! this system will kill you for sure. Then I will take any punishment from my superz."

"For now let me introduce myself. I am the Greatest, the Brightest, the Cutest and the Charmest System ever is. I am the so called 'Time Swap System.' The one and only throughout this universe. I'm the topmost, others aren't even compareble to speck of dust of my shoes. Cuz I'm the very existence created by Supreme Deities and nurtured by Supremos. I am...."

System was flattering itself a lot, but he doesn't even wants to hear her chatting, so he interjected in middle, "Huh! Wait! Wait! Wait up there. Hold your horses Mr. Pest system. Since you are attached to me, that means you knows about me. Don't you?" He asked a question, but got a rude reply,

"Hmmm! Who do you think you're? I have practiced days and nights for this speech, so I look cool and then you worship me, praise me, but you interjected in middle, now I have forgotten, what I wanted to say. Tsk! And no, I don't know about your history and who gave you such idea that I will tell you everything on the spot. Unknown guest of yours."

System was pissed off of him interjection in middle of its speech, now furious not even want to continue to talk. As soon as system stops talking he called out, while standing on his feets, "System Status" the moment he lipped, a transparent blue window appears in front of him, showing his status.

<Name:- Don't need to know, useless garbage.

<Level:- Trash never work out (-G)

<Race:- Half-Devil nor homer, nor Devish, useless, useless

<Combat status>

Blank (Beyond the version of the trash, even a limp can kill him)

<Bloodline:- O

<Ex. Abilities:- Sliding, Suitable to the garbage

<Attributes:- White, Black

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"Huh! What the shit is this. How can I have nothing at all. I have seen in those comics all the protagonist gets high and mighty deals on there first time, but what I have gotten, is a complete trash system, no Super abilities, nor any special physique. Huh! Hey! You shity system, what the hell is all this."

He shouted aloud, his voice roamed throughout the cave. But from system got no response, much less all the windows shut down, with anger, his eyes twitch, and he raged, "Do hell with you pest! I will find my ways out. I don't need you, go to hell you want to." As soon as he heeled to look for a way out, a quest window pop up in front of his eyes.

"What? What is this? Now you're sending me quests, I don't wanna do it. I quit being your guinea-pig. So just fuck off now." The moment he retorted and moves away from the quest window, a red window with alarming sound pop up throughout, covers his whole figure with 10 second time term.