Now what?

<p>Yeah so I woke up in the game… Not much to say about that. Only thing is that I am a dam TIME BOMB. Not literally but figuratively. I mean I'm the most OP character in the game I touch something it explodes it's horrible. I can't even drink tea properly. When I first woke up in this crazy world I actually thought it was pretty cool till I realized that I sucked at video games and that I was trapped in one. <br/><br/>The grass was really green the air was very fresh , oh and that bull charging at me that was kind of pretty as well. Wait bull!!! That's when things started to turn south for me or at least shocking to me. I started trying to run away from the bull but my footsteps launched me half a meter with each step. Little to say I managed to get away from the bull but launched myself headfirst into a mountain side. That is when I started to miss my little tiny week nerd legs of my previous life what is this BS. I was all of 5 foot and launching myself into mountainsides with the sheer power of my running footsteps.<br/><br/>…owwww. I but one good thing came out of that other than escaping the bull, I now have dinner in the form of a squashed fox. Now came the next problem how in the world am I supposed to cook this there arn't any in the ovens or stoves here! And I'm not sure how I feel about gutting a fox ick I mean I'm not a girly girl but it come on. <br/><br/>That's when I got the bright idea. " oh hey if my steps will take me that far then why don't I jump straight up in the air maybe I can see some thing." As you can clearly see that was all a big mistake. As I launched myself up into the air I started spinning I'm going in a random direction but I did manage to find a small town. Unfortunately due to the spinning I couldn't remember which direction it was and so I had to launch myself several more times and get very dizzy before I could figure it out. Then I marched off to the nearest town not realizing how much havoc I would cause for the poor un expecting a villagers. <br/><br/>I started my lovely visit to town by blasting myself through the church during mass luckily though no one died! Though I can't say made many friends. In fact after this I got myself very heavily into debt and was chased by a whole Mob. Eventually we worked out a deal where I rebuilt the church and fixed up several other buildings in the town. Little did I know the villagers would regret not just letting me go. Poor villagers.<br/><br/>While trying to rebuild the church I managed to bury several workers 6 feet underground, invert the top spire of the church and cause other Mayham. Evidently I wasn't very good at following designs especially when I was holding the blueprint upside down. Mixing mortar was also a problem for me as i drilled a hole right through the bottom of the wheel barrel and wound up having to figure out how to replace that as well. When placing bricks I ended up accidentally crumbling them into sawdust so they took me off that job as well. Little to say soon enough they kicked me out. But on the plus side this is the first time I had made real cash in this unknown world. Of course being paid off to never come back to the town didn't feel great but you know at least I have money and food I don't have to cook myself. …yeah …now I just have to find somewhare to buy it from …</p>