Say what now?

Do you know what's waiting for us in the afterlife...Jack Shit is an expanse of complete blackness. I don't know how long I have been here floating. Yes, you heard me right I'm floating it took me a while to figure out how to move. Now all I have to figure out is what to do. So I start to roam.

After a while, I start to think of different fan fiction I have read. Everything from My hero to Star Wars some are good some are bad. One thing I remember is that most people either get to meet god or a lot of other times they get YEET'd with nothing. I remember one where a guy gets tossed into A song of Ice and Fire but the ROB messed up and tossed him into an elder god's domain. But nothing at all I mean can souls sleep? Now I'm just confusing myself I guess ill sing a little song "just keep swimming... just"

"FOR THE LOVE OF ME DO YOU NEED TO DO THAT? YOU THINK SO LOUD AND WHY ARE YOU SINGING THAT FORSAKEN SONG? GREAT NOW I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT."

I'm looking around and see nothing then I look down and see a...is that a garage?? Yup now I know I'm going crazy Fuck it I am heading in. As I make my way in I see the one the only truck-Kun. The dude looks like the Hulk Truck from Tokyo drift. Now I'm wondering how I'm here he didn't kill me.

"WELL ACTUALLY AS YOU WERE IN YOUR TRUCK I JUST HAPPEN TO BE PASSING BY AND AS YOU WERE THROWN FROM YOUR TRUCK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL ME HITTING YOU SO MY BAD. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER IF YOU WOULD HAVE LIVED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PLEASANT WITH THE GETTING ARRESTED AFTER INJURING 5 OF THE COPS."

Thinking about that I shudder just ready to get on with this circus. "So what now, off the hell or say purgatory, hear they are nice this time of year"

"WELL THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CASE, BUT YOU GET OFF ON A TECHNICALITY BECAUSE OF TWO REASONS: ONE I KILLED YOU BEFORE YOUR TIME, AND TWO: 100 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE I KILL GET TO BE REBORN INTO DIFFERENT WORLDS OF FICTION NO MATTER WHAT WITH 3 WISHES"

So no good hell, "Wait one dam minute what took you so long to come and find me?"

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I KILLED SOMEONE"

I just stare with the most deadpan expression I can muster.

"KEEP LOOKING LIKE THAT AND ILL JUST SEND YOU TO HELLBOY VERSE AS THE TENTACLE MONSTERS BITCH"

"Wait wait wait can I at least get a few more wishes for technically killing me early?"

"YOU GET ONE MORE SO NO COMPLAINING. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW GO BACK AND BE REBORN YOUR WORLD OR A NEW ONE?"

"Well let me think for a minute"......." Can I wish for more wishes?"

"ALRIGHT OFF THE THE HENTAI MONSTER VER..."

All I can do is Reeee as loud as I can to distract him.

"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN AND NO WISHING FOR WISHES any WISHING FOR 3THE OMNI (omnipresence, Omnipotence, AND Omniscience) AND NO STUPID QUESTIONS OR OFF TO HENTAI LAND WITH YOU AND OGRES"

I'm sweating bullets because I thought it was a legit question "ok where will I be going the world I mean before I ask for my wishes"

"FU@@ IT WE ARE GOING TO SPIN THE WHEEL OF MISF...I MEAN WHEEL OF FORTUNE SO COME ON DOWN"

Did that just happen I ask myself what have I gotten into? "I am just a floating ball so I cannot spin the wheel."

"DONT WORRY ILL SPIN IT FOR YOU" I swear his grill is grinning at me

"Ok please do" So he Rolls over to a tarp and pulls it off with his hand..wheel? then he grips the edge of a gigantic wheel with everything on it from Titanic to High school of the dead. As it starts to slow down. I start to get nervous as I notice it getting closer to some book/Tv series. as it stops I close my eyes waiting on it to stop on Cthulhu Mythos. Then all I hear is Truck-Kun laughing so I open my eyes and look at a movie cover floating in the middle and groan...Twilight...Bain of most Boyfriends of early 2008. The only time I watched it was when my first wife dragged me to see him and I was the good husband trying to get ahead while watching the movie so all I know is one of the guys is a disco ball voyager the other is a creeper and he can turn into a dog. So yea that seems about right.

"OK, 4 WISHES GO....."

"hmmmmm first wish it to have a personal garden world inside my soul that nothing can access besides me and who I choose and nothing can access it not even you or any other high gods."

"Ok but you need to build anything on the world your self and a bonus is nothing can mess with your head and force you to take them there, or read your thoughts" Truck-Kun was very kind in this situation.

"Ok second wish is to have Magic that is based on my imagination"

"NO, I CAN GIVE YOU HARRY POTTER-STYLE MAGIC WITH A FEW PERKS"

"Can I have books on light and dark magics including mind magic, portkeys, and appropriation, and will I need a wand?" I asked hoping that

"HMMM YOU CAN HAVE THE BOOKS AND DO NEED A WAND, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO PRACTICE YOUR WANDLESS MAGIC, BUT REMEMBER MAGIC IS LIKE A MUSCLE KEEP WORKING IT OUT AND YOU COULD BE STRONG AS MERLIN"

"Now I have a question Do I need to wish to have my memories?"

TRUCK-KUNS GRILL GETS SINISTER "YES"

"Dam...Ok, My third wish is to have all my memories inside the Library of Heaven's path."

"HMMM OK. I'LL ALLOW IT TO BE ONE ALSO ILL PUT THE BOOKS ON MAGIC INSIDE YOUR HEAD LAST WISH"

"Well do I have to wish on how I will look and where I will be born??"

"NO, SINCE IM IN A GOOD MOOD ILL CHOSE THOSE FOR YOU DON'T WORRY IT WILL BE CLOSE TO THE TIMELINE. ALSO YES YOU WILL BE A GUY AND YES YOU WILL BE GOOD LOOKING YA VAIN PRICK"

I breathed a sigh of relief no womanly issues I just couldn't deal with it. "With my final wish is to be able to travel to different worlds in either movies and tv or Anime????"

"FINE BUT TO BE ABLE TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT WORLDS YOU WILL SEE ME AGAIN SO TO DO THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO ANY TRUCK DEALERSHIP GO TO THE MANAGER AND ASK FOR THE BIG KAHUNA."

I can't right now it's taking me all of my willpower not to laugh. Fu#king TRUCK dealerships and reincarnation is his domains.

"HAHAHA... YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY"

Oh no.." what?"

"DEALING WITH AT LEAST 12 MONTHS OF SHITTY DIAPERS.....LATER"

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As soon as he said later it was like I get wrapped in warm cocoons and it feels good. ok so I'm in a womb... honestly the feeling is like a slimy hot tub where you don't have to breathe. 8/10 comfort.

Now I enter my mind and start arranging everything making my mind have a Wakanda shield. Outside of the shield, it looks like the setting from fall out 3 with nothing but junky raiders and super mutants and the Brotherhood of steel in the Vertabirds.

Inside the shield I made it look like a Roman coliseum where if someone makes it this far they have to fight random enemies and there is no limit on the number of enemies. but all of this is useless because there is a bathroom on the middle floors of the coliseum where if you pull and twist the torch beside the shitter pit a wall will collapse and an elevator will open up there you need 5 forms of ID Right eye scan Left eye scan. A 9-digit code, a where did you go to high school questionnaire, and a randomized Marry Sex Kill question are all random. So I feel that it's safe. Now at the bottom of the elevator is just a simple room with camera feeds that show the outside of the force field and most of the hallways of the coliseum.

on this computer are all of the books from my mental library I start going over the mind magic Occlumency and legitims. I use this time to go over my defenses improve here and there decide that ill visit it each night and touch upon it

As I finish this up I realize that Truck-Kun said my mind was safe so I didn't need to do this. I just gave a mental shrug and decided it's better to be safe than sorry.