First impressions
A bright light envelops me and I open my eyes I see the king who looks older than in the anime as I ponder I hear "So these men are the Four Cardinal Heros of ancient legend? I am The king of Melromarc. Aultry Melromarc XXXII. Hero's Name yourself." Fuck that is a lot of kings with the same name hearing it in person I am struggling to keep my cool.
The first one is an emo-looking bitch "Amaki Ren, Sixteen years old, a high schooler(sword hero)" The second one looks like he needs a swift kick to come out of the closet "I'm Kitamura Motoyasu. Twenty-one and a college student(spear hero)." Then come the pompous-looking shit who has a stick so far up his ass he can't bend over without assistance "I suppose I am up next Kawasumi Itsuki, Seventeen years old, and a high schooler(Bow hero)." I guess it's my turn I yelled "Who the fuck are you people? I was busy and to pull me out of an orgy session?? I was fuckin you know!!? Unlike some people I was busy" The room still trying to process what I said the heroes have varying states of emotions one confused, one jealous, one shocked. The last one that I was so rude to the king of a shit-hole country.
"You shouldn't be rude to the king." one of the heroes said "You should get the stick out of your ass. Annoying little shit. You know what fuck this place." I walk out of the room as I reach the exit the guards try to stop me. "you know I may not cause physical damage but you want to know something really funny?" he grinned "What" Said arrogant nobody NO. one. "Curcio" He starts screaming, The others in the room try to come to his aid. I just freeze their balls. "See no damage just the overexertion of the nervous system, and some cold balls." No Health lost. I cut off the spell leaving him shaking and breathing relief.
I turn around to the king and 'heroes' and smile they all shiver "what need something". The Spear douche charges at me "Curcio" I smile lovingly not being able to do damage to anything now I can Curcio with my heart's content. Now I don't want to make him useless yet but fuck he is annoying me with his face. I turn around he lies there twitching.
As I leave the room I call out to three of my vampire squads and give them orders "Grab all of the Demi-humans and kill anyone who tries to stop you. If the demi-humans ask say 'the shield hero is here to help if they put up a fight do not hurt them they are already treated like slaves, when you find any that are slaves you have my permission to do anything in your power to 'acquire' them from their owners. also, loot this Castel into the ground everything in the vaults. There should be skill orbs" Looking around and wondering if I am already being followed "Come out." I don't know if I have a shadow already they are that good. Soon a Short lady comes out of the corner She just stares at me from behind her mask.
"Why are you following me?" I already know she is in direct communication with the real ruler of this shit hole the Queen. "Watching, and reporting" I smile reading her thoughts 'need to report this to Her Majesty as soon as I can.' "go now and tell her 'don't expect me to do anything for her while the shitty king is here.' Go now tell her". She merges back into the shadows.
It should take the Squads a few hours to 'acquire everything' I will go to the church and get my stats set up. I only read the first seven books and watched the first season and there is no way these fucks are framing me for raping the shitty prince who has had more dicks in her than a football locker room. If they try it will be a blood bath I will kill everyone who gets in my way of leaving here and heading toward the demi-human kingdom and be their Jesus hell I may even give them some guns. I have no restrictions on this world ill be dammed if I don't let loose. Well besides no damage I wonder if AK works I mean I am only ripping a soul out of a body. I will experiment later.
Walking into the church of the 'three' heroes there should be four but these guys only like the sword. spear, and bow hero. Because they fought a kingdom that worships me the 'shield' hero, and because they are intolerant pricks who hate demi-humans but have no problem fucking them against their wills. I hate this place in the books besides a few characters the magic shop owner and the armory owner.
I'll swing by and buy some Grimoires, random books, and potion ingredients they seemed cool. As I enter the church I am met with armed guards, I just stunned them and walked into the place. I checked the hourglass and it said a few weeks before the wave hits. It tried to sync with me to drag me back to here when the waves start I promptly said nope. Leaving the Hourglass I checked my status.
Charles Smith
Classes: Shield hero lv 1, Conqueror lv. 126, Mage lv- 329, Berserker lv- 50, Elemental- 560, Necromancer lv- 260, Thief -ERROR ERROR
Equipment: Legendary Shield, Legendary Dope ass clothes (stolen),
Other-Bonded Dragon(stolen), 489,895 metica tons of gold(stolen), Soul world, Giant gorilla(kidnapped), One with the elements,
Magic-(mastered) Charms, Transfiguration, Dark Arts, Ritual magic, Mind Magic, Elemental Magic, Elemental Transformation, Runes
(student level)-Herbology, Potions, weather magic
A/N: This is the closest representation I could think of for our MC if you have any more ideas let me know. I am writing on my lunch break so it was rushed.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter.