Rite of Two Kings III: End of Book One

FUCK!!!!! Screaming internally at the most absurd thing I'd ever heard, I screamed aloud. Trying my best not to swear to the highest Heaven. "That's the biggest amount of bullshit I've ever heard! Vesyrn, you believe this shit!" 

Keep consciousness as my body turns to dust! What! You got me all kinds of fucked up! Who came up with that? A retard! I know this is Father's doing! It's got to be him! Screw you, old man! Iza swears she'll never give you head pats! Or HUGS!

"I believe—" 

Palms slapping against Vesyrns forehead, I took his temperature, hoping for the worst to explain this madness. "Do you have a brain aneurysm by chance? Did a donkey kick you in the head? Does your tummy hurt?! AHH~Is it boom-boom?" 

"Get real! It's coming." Ves shouted, slapping the back of my head. 

Tears gathered, bubbling near the corner of my eyes. "Did Vessi hit… Did Vessi hit Iza?" 

"Please don't do that… Don't cry… stop it! Stop it now, Iza!"