KEN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEN?

About the man named Ken, which shay had surely missed. She asked "where have you been?", he shrugged. They hugged and kissed, Ken pushed shay away, he cried. "I cannot do this anymore, my dear you've become quite the bore. I met a girl at a cabaret, she is tall and thicc and sweet. I thought I had loved you, until we had the pleasure to meet."

Shay said, "No matter you love another, I only loved you like a brother!" Ken Quickly replied "But we have 2 kids together! You bound me up with shiny leather!" shay responded " No matter dear friend of mine, remember that you've done worse with a poor canine." shay quickly stabbed him with

her vodka bottle, and his whole existence did shake and throttle. Ken didn't die that day, but he moved to Spain, and through the pain changed his name to Jen.