Perfect Physique

Lin Fan pushed aside the sheet as he got up up in the middle of the night. A few bunnies were outside currently patrolling the perimeter. It was dark, and Jin Lan's Lightning Wolves could be heard Howling on the Fact Sect Sun Warship.

He smiled and opened up the prompt for his system as Mimi Fan came and sat on his lap. She was currently devouring a cookie as Lightning Woo and Pluck sat down next to her.

[Sadist Points has reached 15,553,159, which means you now have enough points to upgrade your physique to the Apotheosis Realm! Since you have a perfect five element body, this will be the limit you can upgrade your body until you reach the Demi-God Stage... Would you like to upgrade your physique to the Apotheosis Realm?]

'There is a limit to how much I can upgrade my body? I thought that using a system broke all the rules... The shackles that I'd have to get in my way... Is there somethings I can't learn with a system?'

[Learning Laws is difficult with a system, but not impossible. However, the system obviously wouldn't work anymore if your body was broken due to an upgrade... It's theoretically possible to increase your physique more, but then you'd explode and wouldn't be able to reincarnate...]

'That makes sense...' Lin Fan decided to put all his points into physique as Mimi Fan leaned her head against her shoulder and smiled with glee... 'There is somethings that can't be bought... Like this little angel on my shoulder...'

"Father... I don't think you're going to die at the tournament... However, I have a bad feeling about Zhou Ra... If he dies, do you mind helping me steal some onions? I really like the onions he's been giving me..."

"It's true... Zhou Ra has been giving Mimi Fan Spiritual Root Onions..." Pluck nodded his head briskly as he pat Mimi Fan on the back... "This girls body is getting so strong, and I get so jealous when she doesn't share..."

"Do... do you think Zhou Ra is smarter then he looks?" Lin Fan's body started to crack as he increased his physique by 10,000 then 20,000 then all the way to maximum at 100,000 extra points... "I mean... Do you think that fat body is secretly holding an extra brain..."

"He just likes Mimi Fan a little too much..." Lighting Woo said with suspicion... "I don't get where he keeps getting all those extra onions from too... They take years to grow and he seems to have hundreds..."

"We'll figure it out..." Lin Fan's bones started to crack as he got up and began to shimmer... "By the way... Your father put all his points into strengthening his body... You think I can beat Grain Kan yet..."

"You'll kill him daddy! I know you will!"

Lin Fan smiled before suddenly he couldn't take the pain and fell onto the floor. Mimi Fan had expected her Chicken Man was upgrading his stats, and caught him with one arm and put him on Lightning Woo's back...

"Let's let him sleep it off..." Pluck said as he shook his head... "Lin Fan is a smart idiot... He thinks we didn't realize why he tried so hard to torture all those people..." Pluck sighed as he flapped his wings and actually took off the ground... "However, we realized... He's getting stronger so he can be better in bed..."

"That's what my mother says... She says when he gets stronger, he gets even better at ravishing her! I can't wait to grow up and do my own ravishing!" Mimi Fan smiled delightfully as Lin Fan was taken back to his room.

The next day,

Lin Fan woke up and got dressed, putting on a pair of blue pants and a shirt as he fixed his black hair and took a deep breath.

The tournament was going to be happening today, and there would be no shortage of women trying to kill him, nor any shortage of people trying to steal his women... All he could rely on was his bunnies, and the few people he accidentally got to sign contracts to protect them...

"Let's move out..." Lin Fan said to Zhou Ra and Vase Hen as Jan Fan stood with her arms against his back... "You three are going to be my pillars... If you break, I'll survive, but it'd make my property go down in value..."