POOH

The teacher was stunned by these two cannons!

He is truly a seasoned veteran of the battlefield.

Gently tapping on the blackboard, he calmly said, "Come on! Let's continue our class!"

"And this guy, he is..."

The sour and sweet smell lingered in the classroom for a long time, but not long after, everyone's expressions began to go wrong

Li Muyan's pretty face turned slightly red, and his fingers turned green as he pinched it with a ballpoint pen.

Sitting on the stool, my body tilted silently, not daring to exert too much force. The sound was too loud!

As a qualified fairy!

It must never leak air!

How to fart and silence is a compulsory course for little fairies!

But in the face of a fierce attack.

Unfortunately, the force was not well controlled

A gentle and melodious "heavenly sound" was heard, even with a tone change!

That's called a long one!

It's a bit like the suona is blowing out loud

The feeling of a trombone transitioning from the highest pitch to the lowest pitch!

Jiangnan: "..."

This little fairy! Stop forcing your sphincter muscles, okay?

It's too difficult!

Release it to your heart's content!

I'm telling you! You're not good for your health like this!

Many people next to him looked at Li Muyan, and some male classmates couldn't help but bite and bleed their lips, creating an awkward atmosphere in the class.

"Click!"

This girl has crushed all the ballpoint pens!

But this is just the beginning!

I only heard someone coughing!

The cough was accompanied by a loud bang.

Some people are flipping through books and drinking water! And accompanied by the sounds of "pop!" and "bang!"

The whole class suddenly became lively, with various sounds of flipping through books, pinching water bottles, and moving tables and chairs.

The result was a unique band performance!

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Pop!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"Puff!"

Puff"

"Bu~"

"Pup! Pup! Pup! Pup! Bu~"

Some lovely female classmates, where are you embarrassed? Take a deep breath, trying to salvage the disaster you caused!

Are you serious? It can't be sucked back! Give up!

Jiangnan couldn't hold back his joy, even slapping the table with his palm and playing the rhythm with his heart for them!

The classmates watched as Jiangnan patted the table for accompaniment, all of them were dumbfounded!

Do you want this 6?

Hey? Don't say it! There's a bit of an internal flavor!

But there is a big problem.

The smell in the classroom is becoming more and more colorful.

Even some spicy eyes.

Finally, a classmate couldn't help but wipe the tear channel at the corner of their eyes and said, "Classmates, are you hot? Let's open the window!"

"Hurry up and drive! It's just too hot today!"

"Quick, fast, fast!"

"Open it all!"

"Clever, you little clever ghost!"

As soon as the classroom window was opened, the air did indeed improve a lot.

The old man who was sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a visible white smoke floating out of the classroom.

The fresh breeze blew over!

Grandpa: "Hey, hold the grass!"! Σ_ (??) Oh, wow... "

"What kind of smell is this?"

If one or two people are fine, but this situation occurs in the entire class

Everyone's gaze fell on Jiangnan in an instant!

Just now, they all ate soybeans!

The result is now!!!

But just now, I was crying and shouting to eat soybeans. It was Jiangnan who generously donated

Moreover, soybeans have indeed played a detoxifying role!

Sorry to say anything more about him.

The result is a crazy refresh of the list of resentment points in Jiangnan.

[Anger value from Li Xiang+999!]

[Anger value from Li Muyan+999!]

A row of 999 crazily refreshed, not only with their own class, but also with other classes!

You should know that all the teachers and students in the school have eaten detoxifying soybeans!

The situation in other classes is no better than here.

Jiangnan has gone crazy with joy!

This is not schadenfreude!

I helped them detoxify myself, but I did a good deed!

Mmm! Good thing!

Li Xiang's face turned black and said, "Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom!"

Just now, I was grateful to Jiangnan! What is the result?

It's not a good thing if you hit him so hard!

The teacher gave a resentful glance at Jiangnan and said, "Go, go!"

"Teacher! I'm going too!"

"And me too!"

"Um... let's all go, I'll go too. Classmates, go to self-study first!"

As soon as the teacher left, the whole class exploded!

Classmates are all rushing towards the toilet like tigers, wolves, and evil spirits

In the blink of an eye, there was only one classroom left in Jiangnan.

I saw him groping his chin in contemplation.

"Hmm... it seems that this detoxifying soybean still has side effects!"

"The effect is detoxification, but the side effect is diarrhea."

After detoxification, the toxins naturally need to be discharged, right?

There's nothing wrong with thinking this way!

But the momentum is too fierce, isn't it.

The whole campus is going crazy now, and Jiangnan swears that he is kind-hearted!

I patted my little heart in fear!

"Fortunately, I didn't eat it myself! If..."

"Um..."

Jiangnan felt a sudden discomfort in his stomach and was feeling weak all over.

I just remembered that I also had two large bowls of beans for lunch

Jiangnan: "..."

Take out a detoxifying small soybean and hesitate for a while.

Still chewed it up and swallowed it!

Then there was a face full of lovelessness!

The chicken flavor didn't come out yet

Good cycle of the Heavenly Way!

Who has been spared by Chanxi?

Does retribution come too fast, like a tornado?

Jiangnan stood up and walked towards the toilet with a dark face.

The whole corridor was filled with a strange smell.

In the corridor.

A little girl wearing a mini skirt with long hair and waist length walked elegantly.

As a result, both legs were sandwiched.

The ultra short skirt fluttered slightly, accompanied by a wave of long hair

"Huh? Winnie the Pooh?"

The little sister turned around and glared shyly at Jiangnan, then ran away quickly. Where did you get any elegance?

Sure enough!

Fairy sisters always leak air

When my hair is long enough to touch my waist!

Blowing farts and falling hair?

Um

Jiangnan didn't expect to be able to recite poetry.

Just arrived at the restroom.

The surging heads and the piercing roar of immortality emanating from inside made Jiangnan dumbfounded!

The toilet is bursting!

It took a long time and effort to squeeze in.

The scene in front of me has simply shocked the worldview of Jiangnan!

The pit is full!

Can this stump these geniuses?

Not at all!

I saw a row of vertical urinals with a group of people squatting everywhere!

Half squat!

This posture is simply anti human!

The expressions one by one are truly enchanting.

"Sleeping trough? Is this okay too?"

Jiangnan is confused!

"Why not? Can living people still hold their feces to death? It's okay, it's thin! It can flush down!"

Sleeping trough? Is this a question of whether we can push forward?

"Hurry up! You must hurry up!"

Someone hurriedly stomped their feet and slammed the door.

Inside!

"Brother, you're in a hurry! It's not over yet!"

The brothers at the back looked indifferent and smiled, "Don't panic!"

A classmate with a flushed face curiously said, "What's wrong? Aren't you in a hurry?"

The guy said calmly, "I thought it was bullshit just now! But it wasn't..."

With just one sentence, the people around him were instantly one meter away! A face full of fear!

"I'm done! And you guys?"

Jiangnan covers his face!

Sure enough, you can't trust any kind fart when you're running thin!

Because

It's very likely that it's lying to you!