The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
The Suspicious Clerk
Entering the same room as the previous time, the clerk went to pour some tea and asked, "So, Senior, what are you looking for today? I'll let you know that we got a collection of paintings from the Mu family of the North recently, as well as snagging a few pieces of calligraphy from Li Chang Hu's most recent showing. These are all good pieces that go fast."
Di Tou: Isn't Li Chang Hu the guy who was in my house earlier?
Out of curiosity, Di Tou couldn't help but ask, "Oh, you have Teacher Li's calligraphy? Is it any good?"
"Of course! Teacher Li's calligraphy may not have the history of some of the other greats, but it's got it's own charm and is considered the best amongst those below a hundred years of age. Besides, Teacher Li is still young, and considering his talent it's inevitable he'll become a more and more important figure. If you buy it now, I can guaranty it'll be a valuable family heirloom in fourty- no, just thirty years!"