Chapter58

#Chapter58

Matt’s a dumbass

Markus

After taking several showers and tossing my clothes into the trash, I dressed and went downstairs. Nate and Elias were sitting on the couch, talking.

/"Okay, who’s the dumbass that fed your family terrible food, giving them food poisoning?/" I asked yin and yang.

/"Dad,/" they said.

I shook my head. Matt is a dumbass. What the hell is wrong with him? You don’t eat food from a random truck. That’s what happens when you don’t watch tv and read all the damn time.

Kayden and Jayden burst through the door and stopped. I squinted my eyes and turned my head at my boys.

/"Oh, hey, Daddy-O,/" Kayden said.

/"What did you do?/" I asked. I’m no dummy and know when my boys are up to no good.

/"We did nothing,/" Jayden said.

The boys took off as Hayden reached the front door, gasping for air. Hayden caught his breath. /"Where are dumb and dumber?/"

/"They ran upstairs. Why?/"