Moon shine

Ethan~~~

“Are you good in bed?” I heard the chick sitting next to me mumble in a sweet sugary voice.

I was startled by this sudden question and my car veered slightly but I quickly pulled it back onto the lane.

Shit! Girls these days are bold!

But I grin because of course, who doesn’t like bold girls?

“Darling, you have no idea,” I answer her without turning towards her. Eyes always on the road, one of my personal rules.

I wait for blondie’s response but all I hear was a low humming noise. So much for witty repartee.

Guess I will just have to settle for a night of wild sex. I chuckle because blondie is still running her fingers on my bicep.

They circle on my muscular arms for a bit and then slide down to my abs, rock solid, thanks to all the effort I put in and then…

Hello! Did she just cup my crotch?!

“Babe, no fooling around while driving. Take it easy.” I warn her.

She once again hummed paying no attention to what I am saying. “You seem big? Are you big?”

Huh? What the hell? I almost braked hard.

Damn, she is seriously bold!

“Heh. Honey, listen. I will fuck you tonight. I will fuck you hard until you are sore and satisfied.”

“Mmm… Will you eat me?”

“Sure I will.”

“Will you lift me up, throw me on the bed, and take me roughly?”

“Mhm. That’s the plan.” I answer with a grin.

“Will we do it in the shower? What about on the kitchen floor? Ah… no push me against the wall firshht…”

So many demands! Not that I mind these kinds of demands…

But wait… are her words slurred?

We almost reached my small lake house, so I first pull up the car on my driveway and park it the lazy way, not bothering to put it in the garage at the back.

And then I immediately turned to look at the passenger seat.

Fuck! Just what I needed!

The blond was completely drunk and almost passed out. No wonder she was so bold! She must have downed a lot of liquid courage!

But wait… when I hit on her earlier… she was not this shit-faced?

I wonder how it is possible for her to get drunk in the small gap between then and now, and my eyes fall on the small bottle on my cup holder, everything becoming clear.

Ah! Fuck! This was all my bad!

I had some leftover moonshine in a small bottle from the last party and blondie must have sipped it thinking it was water.

That too this blend of moonshine was particularly strong.

Someone like me needed that sort of strong liquor. Otherwise, I wouldn’t feel any buzz.

It was no wonder she got knocked out so quickly.

Hmmm… I sigh looking at her head hanging without support. There goes my night!

I am too tired and lazy to deal with this now. I don't even know her name or something to send her back.

So I just casually picked her up, scooped her up onto my arms, and walked inside.

Thank god she was tiny!

I tossed her on my shoulder with one hand and fished out my keys with the other.

I kicked open the door and then threw her on the couch.

“Fuck. I need some food.”

I flop onto another couch and order some food but suddenly a loud retching noise sounded near me.

I lifted my eyes from the phone only to see the blondie throw up all over my couch.

“Damn it. Could this night get any worse!”

I glanced at her and then at the other couch in the living room. It was a love seat and too small for her to fit.

So I picked her up again, careful not to get any of the nasty vomit on my clothes, and hauled her ass up to the bedroom.

I look at the sheets and they anyways need to be changed. It's been a month since I changed them last.

So I just threw her on the bed, weirdly just how she had wanted it, but then I left the room without doing the other things that she ordered me to.

Such a tease!

I chuckled at my misfortune and tried to clean up the couch and the carpet a bit, at least to get out the vomit stench.

But after 5 minutes, I realized that the stink was winning and I was losing.

So I gave up on that and went outside jumping into my hammock.

It was not too comfortable but whatever. The chilly night air cooled my body and it felt good.

A few minutes later, the pizza guy arrived and I tipped him extra for the fast delivery.

It took me all of 4 minutes to scarf down an entire 14-inch pizza. I could have put it away sooner but I was enjoying the view outside.

It was a beautiful night with a clear sky except for the crescent moon that shone alone.

The trees were lightly swaying and the lake was still and calm.

Could have enjoyed the night better if I had fucked the blond a hundred different ways but whatever. I didn’t care that much.

Being as tired as I was, I fell asleep pretty quickly.