-The Evil God becomes a student-

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(A/N: MC is called Kuta Tanaka, thus, people might call him Tanaka or Kuta depending on the situation. I'm just explaining just in case someone gets confused about who Tanaka is, the same goes for most people, as they will be called by their surnames instead of their names most of the time. Japan things guys, don't ask me.)

(Warning: Chapter may contain cringe... I, the author, cringed at least...

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"Hey, did you see yesterday's game? It was so cool!"

"Yeah, I don't know how..."

"Is the teacher coming anytime soon?"

"Dunnooo... Hey, should we go to the Karaoke later?"

"Ooh, that's a really good idea!"

Inside class 11-C, several students could be seen talking with each other about different types of topics while waiting for their teacher to arrive. None of them seemed to reach a very advanced age, and most of them would be said to be 15-16 years old.

The class continued being noisy for a while. However, that was only until someone opened the door and made everyone in class widen their eyes enormously due to surprise.

"H-hey... Isn't that Tanaka?!"

"He came back?! Wasn't he supposed to be hospitalized until many months later?"

"That's how it is supposed to be... Even my brother was four months in bed because he got hit by a car... Not to mention a truck..."

At the entrance of the classroom, the figure of Kuta could be seen looking around the classroom with curiosity in his eyes. Even then, he still had an apathetic expression on his face and barely seemed to mind the dozens of stares directed at him. It was only a few seconds later that Kuta finally finished checking up the room and walked straight to a nearby seat without even sparing a glance to his supposed classmates.

"O-oi, isn't that the seat of Takeo? He is going to get mad at Tanaka on the first day!"

"Should we tell him?"

"Yeah... We probably should..."

However, before any of them would voice out their worries to Kuta, Takeo, the so-called "friend" of Kuta appeared at the entrance of the classroom with a pissed-off expression and looked at Kuta who was sitting on his seat.

"Oi, that's my-"

However, right as he was about to try and get him out of his seat, Kuta's eyes turned to look at him and sent a sharp gaze in his direction as if saying "What do you want now bitch? If you continue annoying me I will have to pierce one of your eyeballs with my pencil"

No, maybe Takeo's imagination was going a bit too far, but Kuta was indeed threatening him with his gaze. Thus, swallowing his inner shame, Takeo endured his dissatisfaction and sat down in an unfamiliar seat.

"Hey, Takeo simply shrugged it off?!!"

"Could it be because he pities Tanaka after he accidented? And here I thought he was simply an asshole"

"Hmm... Doesn't Tanaka look kinda pissed off though? It's my first time seeing him make such an expression"

Everyone around in the classroom whispered to each other in amazement due to the scenes in front of them. However, soon the teacher arrived and calmed everything down by starting his lesson.

Just like that, the first day of school of the Evil God Fauros began.

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Kuta POV:

Ugh, this place is annoying as hell.

Why can't these assholes just mind their own business? Is it really the life of others that interesting? Your lives must be fucking depressing then, little pieces of shit.

And what about that little cunt that tried to pick a fight with me at the entrance of this place? His eyes remind me of that Universal Conqueror... Err... I don't remember his name, but he had the same expression of wanting to be on top of everything in existence, even when he was nothing but a little pussy that pissed himself when I broke his limbs and tore apart his empire in just a matter of seconds.

That guy looked exactly like him. A little pussy that didn't know his place...

Should I cut one of his limbs so that he understands who is on top?

[... Fauros-san, please refrain from doing such a horrible thing. You're in the human society now, if you do that you will become a criminal ಠ~ಠ]

"Tsk... Pussy" I clicked my tongue and swore at the guy with indignation. However, because I was angry, I may have spoken a little bit too loud and the teacher looked at me with a confused expression.

"Did you say something, Tanaka?"

"No..."

"Hmm... I must be hearing things then... There's no way Kuta could swear out of nowhere..." The guy scratched slightly his ear and chuckled a bit while muttering the last part.

What's with his look? Was Kuta/I such a pussy before I arrived? Tsk, now I feel even worse about myself... Not only did I took over a useless body, but I also took over a pussy's body?

It makes me angry just to think about it... Should I just kill everyone here, kidnap that human that has the blessing, and enjail him for the rest of his life to make sure nothing bad happens?

[Fauros-san (~_~)... Please adjust to the plan and calm down your murderous intentions... Even if you do that, the blessing will most likely help him escape from you or make you get discovered easily...]

"Tsk... Pussy"

"...?"

The teacher looked dubiously at me before he muttered something like "Should I go check up my ears?".

Whatever, Let's just wait until this pointless lesson ends... It's not like I was an impatient bitch that can't wait, I've lived more than a million years, if there was something I was confident in having, it was patience.

[Hmm... I don't know about that... (ˑ…ˑ)]

What did you say little shit?!

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Finally, after several minutes of class, the teacher finally finished his lesson and allowed everyone to leave.

Kuta, who was trying his best to look interested in what the teacher was talking about, left rapidly the classroom and looked around the hallways to see if he would spot the Human that was affected by the blessing.

"Is that human around here?" Kuta muttered in a low voice while looking around hastily to see if there was anything strange.

[Hmm... No, the students are barely getting out of class right now, you should wait for a bit]

"Don't order me around"

Like that, Kuta leaned his back against the wall and waited patiently to see if any strange human appeared around the hallways.

However, he was soon surrounded by his classmates that left the classroom and saw him leaning on a wall, after all, they were pretty curious about his accident and his sudden change in personality.

"Hey hey, Tanaka-Kun, You seem to have changed a lot!"

"What happened during all this time? You look annoyed at all times!"

"Why did Fujimoto suddenly lend you his seat? Did he apologize for treating you so badly before?"

'Ugh, these annoying pests...' Kuta clicked his tongue and looked continued looking around to see if the blessed human had appeared already or not.

However, when they tried talking to him again, Kuta sent them a terrifying gaze and scared them away. Something that shocked them to the core.

Without many options, his classmates soon separated from him and walked away while muttering things like "What's wrong with him?" or "Did that truck made him an asshole too?"

Not that Kuta cared. It was like hearing ants badmouth him, he didn't give a shit about what they said because he could just simply trample over them whenever he wanted.

[Aren't you being a bit arrogant Fauros-san (╬≖_≖)?] The voice asked him with a rather annoyed tone, but Fauros just scoffed and continued looking around.

Soon, however, a rare sight appeared in front of him.

A human male of tall stature, even higher than his, with pale-blue hair, and a strange almost perfect face that seemed to hold no defects, appeared in the classroom next to his, accompanied by what seemed to be another person.

(The guy's appearance) --->

Kuta didn't really care about his appearance at all, his sense of beauty and attractiveness had long disappeared when he changed his very own and became a God made out of miasma and chaotic energy, and at most, he could only see whether a person's face was full of defects or not. Either way, it was what was happening around the human male that made him raise an eyebrow in surprise.

Next to him, another almost perfectly shaped human female of chestnut-colored hair clung to his arm while smiling gently at the man, she had pretty big breasts that didn't fit her current age at all, as she was simply a teenager like him, and talked affectionately with the man while obviously ignoring the seemingly troubled face of the later.

(The woman's appearance) --->

"Hey Keitaro, you see, today I don't have any work at the council... What do you say if we go to a Karaoke? It has certainly been a while since we have gone out together" The woman smiled at him and pushed the man's arms further into her bosom. However, as if he was accustomed, the man called Keitaro didn't react in the slightest and smiled apologetically at the woman.

"Sorry Megumi, today I'm a bit busy so I can't"

"Eeeeh? Boring~" The woman called Megumi pouted in dejection, but it was clear in her eyes that she was pretty sad about the matter.

Kuta, who was a few meters away from them, ignored the pink aura that seemed to be oozed by these two and eyed suspiciously at the man. Fortunately, as if to confirm his suspicions, the voice soon spoke aloud with an excited tone.

[That's him! That's him! I can feel the Fortune of Chaos blessing residing deep within his soul (ﾟдﾟ)!]

"Well, that was rather easy... What should I do now though...?"

[Why do you ask me? I told you I don't have the slightest idea ┐(´д｀ )┌]

"Useless piece of shit"

[Hey!]

However, as if to stop the discussion between these two mystical beings, the woman called Megumi suddenly moved in front of the man and started walking backward while facing him with a beautiful smile on her face, something that made everyone around in the hallway gasp in surprise after being captivated by her beauty... Everyone except the Evil God of course.

What surprised him about such a thing, was what was about to happen right after that.

"Come on Keitaro~ Don't tell me you have already become bored of your childhood friend?" Megumi pouted and looked at him with an inquisitive expression.

"Hahaha... Come on Megumi, don't be like that. I really am busy this day, so I can't accompany you to the Karaoke..." Keitaro, who sweatdropped at the girl's insistence, scratched the back of his head while he laughed embarrassedly.

As he was too focused on the girl in front of him, Keitaro failed to notice that he was not walking properly.

Suddenly, his feet stumbled upon each other and made Keitaro trip accidentally without warning.

"Ah...!"

Megumi, who was walking in front of him until now, was not able to dodge in time and ended up falling along with Keitaro helplessly.

*Boing*

"K-kyaaaaaaaa!!"

"Huh?!"

By the time both of them noticed, Keitaro's face was lying calmly between Megumi's breasts, something that made the girl widen her eyes enormously as her face turned red as a tomato.

"K-keitaro... You pervert!"

Soon, she stood up and started running away leaving the dumbfounded Keitaro there lying on the floor.

"Urgh... That damn guy dared to touch Yoshida-san's breasts... I'm so jealous!!"

"Happy couples should just die!"

"Grrr... Why can't I be in his place?!"

Soon, an uproar appeared on the nearby group of boys who were watching everything until now, they were grinding their teeth in anger and looked at Keitaro with jealous eyes, while he just ignored them and started walking once again with calmness towards the cafeteria.

While all this happened, no one noticed the figure of Kuta covering his face with both hands while lying against the wall.

[What's wrong Fauros-san?]

"Nothing... I just suddenly had the impulse of ripping apart everyone in this school..."

[Are you jealous (≖‿≖)?]

"No... It's just that this situation is so stupid that something inside woke up... And I think it's murderous intentions..."

[Whoa whoa, calm down Fauros-san, no need to go so far (ーー;)...]

"Ah fuck, fine... But I will have to find something where to vent this anger later..."

[-*Gasp*- (ʘᗩʘ')!!!]

"What?"

[Look at the Progress window Fauros-san (ʘᗩʘ')!!!]

When Kuta heard the voice talk to him so shocked, he did as it said so and opened the window with a raised eyebrow. However, when he saw what had shocked the voice so much, he couldn't help but frown and grit his teeth in anger.

-The current progress of Reality shattering is: [15,1%]

It had progressed by 0,1%...

Such a thing had made Reality advance one more step towards shattering...

At that moment, as Kuta was analyzing the situation, he managed to hear something from the nearby students that shocked him to the core.

"Keitaro-senpai fell on top of Yamagawa-senpai again? How many times has it been this month? I'm starting to think he is doing it on purpose..."

"Hahaha, there's no way Keitaro-senpai could do such a thing... Maybe he has really bad luck..."

Bad luck... More like good luck instead...

If something like this happens so many times during a month... Couldn't that mean that this was turning pretty dangerous?!

If it were to happen 10 times during a month... that's 1% ahead in the destruction of the world's end...

1% may not seem like much, but if this was to repeat 10 times each month... then that could mean that this planet had only 7 years left before it was destroyed...!

That's IF this is ONLY repeated 10 times a month... what if this is repeated every day? Or worse, multiple times each day?

This planet was completely done for.

Kuta was already pretty shocked at how the world hasn't ended yet. The current percentage of 15% was pretty low for someone that was pretty much 15-17 years old... that only meant that either there weren't really that many opportunities for the blessing to act, or that the man was simply happy with what he had and didn't need anything for the blessing to act during many years.

Either way, that didn't matter anymore. He now had to focus completely on stopping the countdown, one way or another.

He was, after all, the strongest being in existence... If something like this was enough to stop him and make him despair, then he wouldn't have gotten so far during his life as Fauros...

"I have to do something right now... Or else I will be screwed..."

With that, the Evil God walked towards the cafeteria in order to initiate his investigation to understand how to stop the human's blessing for once and for all and left the rowdy hallway behind with a steady pace.

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A/N:

Man, writing anime cliches is so irritating... Kuta wasn't the only one wanting to punch something...

Guess I will have to get accustomed to it though...