Chapter 173: Hard and soft

"..."

Lan Keqin's face turned as red as a cooked prawn when she saw the bunch of bananas.

Di Junlin said that he bought the bananas today, but what did she think of just now?

She actually thought of the bananas as Di Junlin's Little Junlin and even said that she would help him at night... Eat?

Awkward...

Do you have to be so deceitful?

Do you have to be so embarrassed?

"Di Junlin! You're going too far."

Lan Keqin shouted Di Junlin's name. This time, she was really embarrassed. She was actually teased by him again and again.

Wu wu wu... So wronged...

"When have I ever bullied you? It's your own misunderstanding, okay?"

Di Junlin's smile was enchanting. In an instant, even the heaven and earth lost their color. It was so beautiful that it was soul-stirring.

"I..."

Lan Keqin was momentarily at a loss for words. She actually could not find any words to refute. Di Junlin did not say that she should eat his food from the beginning to the end. It was her own misconception.

It was good that she thought it was a misunderstanding. It was better than doing it at night. However, before Lan Keqin could finish being happy in her heart, Di Junlin poured a bucket of cold water on her, thoroughly drenching her.

"Since my Qin'er has already said that she will let me eat it tonight, then I will reluctantly let you have a taste!"

Di Junlin's smile was cunning and shameless. What did he mean by reluctantly letting you have a taste? He said it as if others liked it very much.

After he said this, he held Lan Keqin and strode towards the villa. To be honest, his Little Junlin had long stood up straight. Just thinking about that wonderful feeling made him want to realize this kind of scenario.

Although the mouth says so, he still won't let her really eat his penis, which would cause her too much grief...

"..."

Lan Keqin's whole person was stupefied again. Until she was mechanically brought back to the villa by Di Junlin, she didn't react.

There was only one thing on her mind now. And that was, she was going to eat him tonight. Can she run away?

"Well... Junlin! Tonight... can I not eat..."

"Good girl! Eat the banana."

When Lan Keqin reacted, she turned around to look at Di Junlin and asked if she could not eat it tonight. Before she could finish, Di Junlin had already stuffed a peeled banana into her mouth.

"Mmm. Mmm!"

Lan Keqin bit the banana and made a sound. After a long while, she finally realized that Di Junlin had stuffed the banana into her mouth.

Damn it, why was her reaction always so slow in front of him?

"Is it delicious?"

Di Junlin looked at the banana in Lan Keqin's pouting mouth. No matter how he looked at it, it made people's imagination run wild. No matter how he looked at it, it made people feel intoxicated, so he asked evilly.

"Yes! It's delicious."

Lan Keqin blinked her eyes, swallowed the banana in her mouth, and answered truthfully without thinking.

It had to be said that the banana Di Junlin bought was really delicious. It was obviously the same as the one she bought in the past, but why was the one he bought so delicious?

[Lan Keqin! Even if Young Master Di randomly picked a fruit for you to eat by the roadside, you would probably say it's delicious, right?]

"Do you want to eat it? Here! Take a bite, it's very delicious."

Lan Keqin subconsciously asked. She even placed the banana she had taken a bite of next to Di Junlin's mouth and asked him sincerely.

The corner of Di Junlin's mouth twitched violently. Lan Keqin's expression seemed to be saying: Hurry up and eat it! You haven't eaten this before, it's very delicious.

"I don't like bananas."

Di Junlin instinctively tilted his head back a little and said in disdain. Especially when he said the word "banana," his tone deliberately became a little heavier.

He didn't want to eat bananas. He would never eat bananas even if he was beaten to death...

Especially when he saw Lan Keqin enjoying eating bananas, it was even more impossible for him to eat them. No matter how he thought about it, he felt like she was...

It was over. Little Junlin was already hard...

"You haven't eaten bananas before, have you?"

Lan Keqin looked at Di Junlin's disdainful look and frowned. Then, she pretended to be surprised and asked him.

"..."

"I was right. Have you really never eaten bananas before?"

"..."

"In fact, bananas are very delicious. Hard, soft, eat very delicious."

"..." Hard, soft... Hard, soft...!

"Don't believe me? Try me. I smell like bananas."

"..." Banana flavor...?

"Don't hide."

Lan Keqin put the banana to his mouth and Di Junlin's thoughts immediately scattered. He now heard only Lan Keqin's words: Hard... Soft and soft... And there was a banana smell...

Could he understand it as: Junlin your Little Junlin tastes soft and hard ... And there's a smell...?

This couldn't be blamed on Di Junlin's mind being filled with such filthy thoughts. If anyone was to blame, it could only be blamed on Lan Keqin eating the banana to her heart's content. Even the adjectives used to describe her words were so wantonly flirtatious...

Lan Keqin held the banana and kept stuffing it into Di Junlin's mouth, but she was only as tall as his shoulder and couldn't feed him.

When Di Junlin showed a look of disdain, she knew that he did not like bananas and would not eat bananas. She did it on purpose. Who asked him to tease her and make her think so many things...

"No, these bananas are all yours. They are all yours. I don't eat bananas and I don't like them."

Di Junlin suddenly grabbed Lan Keqin's hand that was trying to feed him bananas. In order to stop her from chattering, he had to put the bananas into her mouth again.

"Mmm mmm... you'll eat bananas too? There are so many of them, I can't finish them all."

Lan Keqin, whose mouth was covered by bananas, could only make a "mmm mmm" sound when she said this.

"Be careful, don't choke. Eat slowly. There are still a lot of them here. If it's not enough, I'll peel them for you."

'If I can't stop your mouth, I can only use Little Junlin to stop it.'

Lan Keqin: "..."

"Hmph!"

Lan Keqin took a bite of the banana and pouted with it in her mouth. Di Junlin subconsciously clenched his legs when he saw this. Why did he feel a chill...

Lan Keqin said as she ate, "Eat two bananas a day. It's best to eat them half an hour after a meal. Not only does it help with digestion, but it also nourishes the stomach. If you eat too much, not only will you have diarrhea, it will also be bad for your body."

"..."

Why was there so much attention paid to eating a banana?

Di Junlin raised his eyebrows. Seeing that Lan Keqin quickly ate a banana.. Hence, he quickly peeled another banana and gave it to her. "Come, eat another one. Haven't you not eaten a banana for a long time? You'll be fine even if you eat two consecutively this time." This fellow started to trick her again...