Wang Ran used his roommate's computer to share the post link with himself, then sat down in his chair to read it carefully.
People were oblivious to the seriousness of the problem; there were all sorts of wishes being made, some of them defying the very laws of nature.
"I can make all forum members coo for 24 hours—but those cooed at will turn into five-foot-tall, white-furred, beast-eared little lolis."
"I can slap the person on the other end of the internet connection—but I can't slap them back."
"I can become a cute dog—but only in Yulin."
"I can penetrate Sun Xiaochuan—but it'll be excruciatingly painful, and I can only do it to him from then on."
"..."
"Damn, this post just laughed away all my merits!"
Wang Ran had initially started reading the post with a heavy heart, but as he read on, a smile began to form because the netizens who were in the dark were just too hilarious.