Old home
It's been a couple of days since we arrived at Aloisai house Avas has been teaching me a list of subjects I'll need to learn to be on grade level. But I don't wanna do that, I don't even want to go to that suicidal Academy.
"Hey Ava do I have to go," I asked her "yes you have to go," she said "tch but I like living"
"You won't die" she's doing a shitty job at easing my mind, "how do you know I won't die"
"Because I said so," Ava thinks she's god "whatever what else do I have to-" I was interrupted by some knocking on the door we go check it out
"Hey let us in" oh no it's the loli, and she's got company. It's those ladies who sprayed me in the eyes "hey I need an apology" I demanded "huh why should we, and who are you?" fucking bitches they forgot "you sprayed me in the eyes remember!" they started thinking about it
"Oh so that was you," said one of the human females "can you please forgive us" the elf lady used her best puppy dog eyes soon her friends joined in
"Hmm let me think..." I think I have the best idea "get naked then kneel in front of me and beg for forgiveness" I am truly a genius, "WHAT!?" they screamed
"You ladies heard me, now get butt naked and beg"
They started crying like I would give a fuck
"Sirius stop bullying them" ordered the Lolita "but why they sprayed perfume in my eyes, can they at least get on their knees and beg for forgiveness" I pleaded
"*sigh* fine... You two kneel and beg him for forgiveness" Aloisai ordered them "yes ma'am" they complied
"Please forgive us for our wrongdoings" they begged "hmm~let me think about...NO!! hahaha like hell I would forgive you fucks" I love the expression of terror on their faces....wow I'm turning into a villain
"Sirius" Ava stopped my villainous action "cant you put the past behind you" ava pleaded. "Not really," I told her "please as you're mother I demand you to stop". Tch you think your my mom *ptooey* I'll play along
"Fine mom" putting emphasis on the word mom
"H-h-huh" heh, she didn't expect me to do that, did she.
"All of you shut up" lolita ordered "Sirius and Ava my subordinates finished repairing your home, so get packing," she told us, damn I got attached to this place.
"Okay, c'mon Ava let's pack our things"
picking up my clothing, and I put on my nawuto jacket on
"Sirius let's go, I've got all of my things packed," Ava told me "okay I've got everything" walking over to the loli "why did you bring those ladies over here anyways?"
"Well, you see Amnestria recently lost her house in an accident and she needs a new home so she'll be living with you and Ava" The lolita explained, "who the hell is Amnestria?" I inquired. Lolita pointed at the elf lady
"Oh her... No" was my immediate answer"hehe there you go again assuming you have a choice in the matter" wow just wow this loli "*sigh* ok whatever"
Walking over to Amnesty or whatever her name was
"Hey elf" she looked my way "your boss wants me to take you in so get your things" she seemed surprised "thank you s-" interrupting her "don't thank me I didn't have a choice in the matter"
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*new apartment *
'Wow, this place hasn't changed one bit. But I thought they would improve our house like in anime's '
"Hey Aloisai is there anything new about our apartment room," I asked the Lolita "there's one new bedroom for you guys to sleep in"
"Okay, but there's 3 of us and 2 bedrooms" I explained "pfft how was I suppose to know that" this lolita bitch "didn't you look through our house while repairing it!!" I shouted at this loli "no I just ordered my subordinates to repair your mom's house and to give it one more room"
' I've never wanted to strangle a loli until now' *sigh* no use crying over spilled milk "just go back loli" oh no I said it "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!" Aloisai exclaimed
" I called you a grown woman with a very developed body" I explained sarcastically "That's what I thought you said" did this loli not hear my sarcastic tone
"Alright bye-ni," she said while waving her hands in a 🤘 gesture
...
"Welp let's go inside" they soon followed after me
Wow, there's really no difference in the interior of our new apartment.
"So who gets the new room," Ava asked even tho the answer was obvious
"me of course, Ava I've been living with you longer than she has" I explained
"U-um maybe I should get that privilege" this shitty elf really said that
"Huh, why? please explain your logic"
"Well you see with your eyes right, well I see my name on my new room"..... What the hell speech 100
"What the hell was that shit? I'm having an aneurysm from hearing that bullshit" shouting at the big tittied elf.
"Can you please find it in your heart to let me have this room" she pushed up her breast while doing pleading
" N O! just sleep on the couch there's no difference" I lied that couch is uncomfortable
"Hmph fine" she finally complied
Now I can rest in a bed instead of a trashy couch
....
After some hours of watching anime, I went to shower
Walking in didn't notice the big-breasted elf drying herself
"Huh...oh it's you" she blushed and was about to scream, but I covered her mouth with my tentacles
"Don't scream and I know how bad this looks, but you should've locked the door if you didn't want anyone coming in" she stopped struggling so I let her go
Getting up she tried to slap me but I being the master dodger, evaded her slap she tripped on the wet floor. Getting a clear view of her sexual organ "Nice view" getting angry she tried to use magic but I smacked her head making her stop
"Can you get out, I want to shower"
"Hmph fine" she left, phew thank God she didn't see my boner
.....
.(after a long shower).
Going back to my room I put on my favorite pajamas then I went to sleep.
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2 months passed pretty quickly, but I still don't want to go to suicidal Academy. With only two more months left I want to stop time but sadly I cant
"Ava can we take a break from studying" I pleaded "No we need to get you on grade level" how the hell was I going to learn all that in 2 months
"Please, please, please" I repeated, "fine damn it!"
She yelled out in anger "geez why are so mad? is it your time of the month" I quipped "just go already"
Going inside my room I logged onto my computer and went on a free anime platform. Time to watch some comedy anime but a roach had to come in.
"Sirius can you please let me use the computer?" the roach asked "no" was my immediate answer "now leave my fucking room!" I yelled at the roach
"Eek," it ran away. 'Finally some peace and anime'
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An hour passed and I got bored so I put on a VR set, and played some random game called Yggdrasil or something.
While playing some bastard named "Untouch me" killed me even tho I hit him first, so I typed
Fuck yourself
After some raging at this shit game, I logged out promising myself I will never play
"Hey Amnestria come in I'll let you use my computer" Roach busted in through the door
"Really yes now hurry before I change my mind"
...
Walking back to Ava to ask permission to go walk outside tho I couldn't see her around
Oh well, I'll go on my own, but where? I'll just roam around
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In the city, I wandered around aimlessly, but I came to a stop when I saw a middle schooler with shoulder-length deep blue hair wearing a cloak with his black wings coming from his back, he has some bandages covering his hand and wrist with some fake blood on it, and a blindfold with on his face.
'What the hell is that middle schooler wearing... never mind it's not important' walking away from edge lord, or so I tried. Edge lord walked up to me and asked if I have seen his pet hydra, telling him that I haven't, and asked who he was.
Edge lord went on a monologue about how he was the one who reaps souls and son of a Death God while posing. I realized he was chuunibyo...ugh the cringe.
Parting ways with edge lord I went back home because he was making me die from cringing
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(1 month later)
*Midnight*
Tomorrow I'm going to take Lukserth academy's exam, but I don't want to. I can feel butterflies in my stomach and my heart won't stop beating. Setting my clock to 6 am so I can have 2 hours of nothing but wait till I'm forced to take it
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Hearing my clock go off I turned it off...mentally preparing myself for this exam, 'I'll just play some videos on my computer' walking over to my computer I went through random videos on the internet.
After two hours passed I heard someone knock on my door 'shit, it's time' putting on my nawuto jacket and other clothes. Opening the door I see Ava in her pajamas "get ready" she told me.
Going to the bathroom I brushed my teeth and tied my hair, after that, I went inside The car Aloisai gave to Ava as payment for breaking her apartment.
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Seeing the academy where the exams will be taken I get even more nervous 'will I pass or will I fail'
Ava parked onto the parking lot, she got out of the car, I followed after her. After going in we were separated into a waiting room and an exam room
Inside the exam room, I saw many, humans, and demi-humans they seemed nice enough. Even Tho some looked smug and prideful especially the one in an expensive suit with some rings on his fingers I won't fuck with him.
But that didn't matter I had one priority, and that is to pass this exam. A man in a suit teleported inside he started explaining how the test will be conducted but I don't care about that. After he was done he teleported papers in front of us then he left, when I tried to answer the questions, there was a problem I couldn't read any of them. The words were distorted and all over the place.
Looking around I see everyone is having the same problem. Trying to remember what that dude said, but I couldn't even remember his face
'What the hell is going on? I don't know what to do... Wait a minute'
Realizing it's an illusion I tried to cancel it but It wasn't easy, so I kept at it until I finally got through the first illusion, but now there's the second illusion which is more difficult than the first. Look at the other examinees I see multiple that are done...shit
After finishing the second illusion I could finally read the somewhat complicated question.
....
After the exam, I must wait weeks before I get my results in.
Walking into the waiting room where Ava was I told her I was finished. Ava dropped me off out apartment building and she went off to work
'*sigh* only one more month left'
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(hello this chapter took way too long but it's the longest chapter I've written. Sorry, the exam sucked but I couldn't come up with anything for an exam. and then there's edge lord you will learn more about him in the next chapter anyways his hair looks like Kirishima before he dyed his hair and his cloak cover most of his body so that's why I didn't describe his clothes.