It's r@ping time!

"Go Carue! Deliver this to my father!" Vivi sends awax the super sonic duck.

"Alright, let's go deliver the documents and convince Koza!" Vivi turns to her group of people.

In front of her are Sanji, Mikita, Annie and Tashigi.

"First trip with all my mommy's!" Annie cheerfully skips around.

"... Why am I already a mommy… That was my first kiss!" Tashigi looks at Vivi and Mikita as if seeking help to be separated from the title.

"With Lynx, you will have many first times, even for things you didn't think were possible…" Mikita shudders with some blush while carrying her parasol.

"The sooner you get used to it, the better. Like he always advises the two of us in private, don't waste brain cells on trying to understand an idiot or a crafty bastard. You will lose more than it's worth." Vivi

"That's some advice I don't mind following… WAIT?! You are already counting me as another of his women?! I am a MARINE!!!" Tashigi first nods then screams in realization.

To her reaction both women give her a death glare.

"Annie, can you occupy Sanji a little while us mommy's talk?" Vivi

"Okay! Pervy uncle, I am hungry! Can you make me something?" She hops to Sanji who is preparing supplies.

"Uh, sure… But please don't call me pervy uncle…" Sanji is now occupied by making something.

"After making out with him behind our back, you dare say that?" Mikita then turns to Tashigi.

"I! Uh, that was a mistake! I should have never done that as a marine!" Tashigi

"I am the princess of a country and became his lover." Vivi

"I was one of the main agents in Baroque works that came to kill them and he conquered me. I don't see how you being a marine will stop him." Mikita

"B-but! He is a pirate crewman, not even the captain!" Tashigi tries to find any excuse.

"He killed the rightful king of Drum island, so they could elect their new leader and not live under the tyranny." Vivi steps closer to Tashigi.

"He also killed my idiot partner, saved the crew's life a few times including mine, defeated another top agent and took his partner under our wing and made two others defect with his words." Mikita steps forward.

"He also saved my caretaker and friend by recruiting the intelligence officer under Crocodile, to secretly sabotage him. Now he also provided important information that can save my country. Do you say he is unworthy of our affection?!" Vivi is right in Tashigi's face.

"But you are sharing him! You want to have another woman around him?!" Tashigi

"... We don't care. We love him and he loves us so much he would march into Impel down if he has to! What more do you need?" Vivi

"Girl, he is too skilled as well. He took us both at once and made us faint! The last few days he got even stronger and tougher. Though it displeases us, we need backup asap!" Mikita

"... What?" Tashigi looks confused at them.

"Oh, once you fall into his claws, you can't escape them… Hm, his surname is quite fitting actually. I guess we could be called his ClaweD victims, heh!" Mikita laughs.

[Sorry for the pun, it just came out of nowhere xD ]

"I-" Tashigi is at a loss for words as she remembers her kiss- hot, steamy and bestial, making her pant.

"Well whatever happens is up to you and him. Now let's go! We need to catch the rebel army." Vivi steps away and goes to get Annie and Sanji.

Tashigi just stares after her with a mess in her head. Seeing it, Mikita just smirks.

"Just admit it to yourself, you are fucked!" Mikita also walks away to the larger group.

"If I fall for a man like that… Then yea, I'm fucked." Tashigi whispers to herself as she follows after them.

…

"So is everyone prepared? We need to be quick, before they start their plans!" Lynx

"Everybody, prepare the oars, we are going upriver!" Nami commands.

"LET'S GO KICK SANDYASSES ASS!" Luffy screams all hyped up.

"Why get oars? We can get some help over there!" I point at the shore showing some Kung fu dugongs.

"Uh? What do you mean?" Usopp

"Just sail near Nami! They are our ride upriver!" Lynx

"... Fine." Nami steers towards the shore while giving me a stink eye.

Seeing her I walk closer with a grin.

"Oh is our dear Nami jealous? I did tell you that if you want it, just ask~" I bounce my hip against hers.

"Me? Jealous?! Hahaha, you must be dreaming! The only relationship I need is with cold hard cash!" She rubs her thumb against her index and middle fingers at me.

"Good, cause I'm next then." The expressionless Marianne comes and drags me away by my shirt.

"Wait what?!" Me and Nami both look at her in shock.

"Alright why do you want to be the next one?!" I look at her in disbelief.

Marianne stops, looks up and stares deeply into my eyes with her expressionless face.

"You get me. You know what I want and help me get it. You handle those two weirdos just fine, meaning you can find some time for me as well. You don't treat me worse because of my looks and I get peace whenever I want since you can go to the other girls. Plus it's reassuring to have someone my own age near, like Vivi." Marianne

"... Take off the calming green paint and answer my next question. I will consider you then." I already made her join the crew and have plans for her. If I need to make her mine to keep her…

She continues to look into my eyes until she takes off her jacket and T-shirt with green pain on the back. Her expression immediately changes from none to a red shy one with her fist hiding her mouth.

"Y-yea? W-what is the question?" Marianne

"If you want me to do anything sexual, you need to grow a bit. You alright with that?" I ain't into kids, since the only thing I hear is police sirens.

"Y-yea, I am alright… That's why I drink the most of Braum's cow m-milk…" Her face becomes red as a tomato as she turns away her face.

"Good. Then just do me a favor. Only use the green paint when we are fighting or in dire situations. This side of you is more adorable for everyday situations." I pat her head.

From her ears a bunch of steam escapes and she quickly puts on her T-shirt.

With the calm expression she looks at me.

"I will, just don't tease me like that. I was about to have a heart attack." She says before quickly retreating into the interior of the ship.

"Kid, do ya have an enchantment fer love too? Cause this is getting ridiculous." Durin

"Hahaha, can't wait to see all the kids of my dear friend running around the deck!" Braum

"If we do have that, I will make them into fearless warriors of the sea like me!" Usopp

"You mean cowards and liars?" Zoro

"Fuck you too Zoro!" Usopp

"... You better hurry~ You are the first one I got to know here, so don't regret it later since you had the most time." I walk away to see the dugongs with Luffy.

Nami just looks in disbelief.

'I just got beat by a kid…' Nami

…

"Alright Luffy! Go challenge the dugong and beat it!" I yell at him as he jumps off the boat.

"COME AT ME!" Luffy taunts all the dugongs.

They all accept his challenge and rush at him.

…

"Alright Luffy! Now that you have beaten the guys, they see you as their martial art teacher! Tell them to push the boat up river as part of their strength training!" Lynx

Luffy looks at me stupidly.

"What he said!" He points at me.

*Slap!* From my facepalm.

The dugongs look weirdly at me.

"Chopper, translate me. I am that guy's personal trainer! If you want to start the training to be strong like him, then listen to my training regime. First is strength building of your finns! Start by pushing this ship up the Sandora river! I'll give you training music!" I bring out my guitar and wait.

Chopper translates and they make shining eyes at me.

'Probably didn't ever have motivational music. Then let's make this a bang!' I grin at the dugongs.

My fingers start to jump around and my feet start to step dance to make the beat instead of drums. With my voice exiting the song started.

[Play: Powerwolf- Armata strigoi]

Best music for instant power boost has for me always been power-metal!

The dugongs hear the music and feel their blood pumping. The small army jumped into the water and positioned themselves behind the ship to push and for the ones in front, we threw the anchor and ropes to pull.

The ship immediately went from standing still to a fucking speedboat!

"HEY WAIT FOR MEEEE!!!" Luffy launches himself after us and barely grabs onto a railing as we speed up the river.

…

(Spider caffe)

Music is playing as a woman is casually reading a magazine.

"Hohoho! Merry Christmas! I am pooped!" Miss Merry Christmas stroll inside with Mr 4.

"What a journey! I'm exhausted! My back is killing me! And it's all your fault Mr 4! yOu are too slow, you idiot" She continues to rant.

"E-Er, sorry… about that!" Mr 4 stutters.

"Yes yes yes, how is business Pola? The place is kinda empty today! That's empty with a capital E!" MMC (I ain't spelling her stupid ass codename anymore, fuck off molewoman!)

"Hahaha, hello MMC and Mr 4. You have the place to yourself today. You will have orange pekoe and Mr 4 you like apple tea, right?" Pola

"I don't want it too hot! I wanna be able to drink it right now! Bring it out! Bring it!" MMC

"You seem well. How is work going?" Pola

"There was some complication, but we were able to crawl back. Huh what is that weird music?" MMC

"UN DEUX OLAA! UN DEUX OLAA!" Mr 2 makes his way over with his crew while dancing stupidly.

He shouts his weird slogans and weird logic before entering the bar.

"HELLO! How deux you do?" Mr 2

"Are you crazy?" Pola

"No, I am not crazy Pola! Just happy!" Mr 2

In the end he orders his drink and sends away his crew. Mr 2 and MMC argue until the evening when Mr 1 bursts through with some of Mr 2's unconscious crew.

Mr 2 attacks Mr 1 as they have a short brawl until Mr 1 is stopped by Pola and Mr 2 is held by Mr 4.

"Now we will go to Rainbase! The town of dreams! The one we call boss, whose face we haven't seen, is waiting for us there!" Pola takes off her disguise revealing herself as Miss Doublefinger.

"Hehe, yeah…" MMC hides her nervousness.

...

In a secret room in Rain dinner- Rain base's casino, the five agents are waiting around a table. Mr 2 is spinning around in place as he is bored, with MMC yelling at him for causing her back to hurt with all the spinning. At this moment Nico Robin enters the room.

"Hehehe, I guess it was too much expecting you all to get along. Not that you need to…" Robin walks into the rowdy room containing the five agents.

"I know it was a long trip, but I am glad you all made it. It's wonderful to see all your faces!" Robin spreads her arms as if she is welcoming friends.

"Where are we Miss All sunday?" Mr 1

"Bunchi (the traveling tortoise) brought you here by the back roads. But you all heard of this place. People come here to get rich quick at the gaming tables. This is Rainbase, the city of dreams. And the building we are in right now towers over the center of Rainbase. It's the city's biggest casino. You are in Rain dinners right now." Robin approaches the table.

"Now, if there are no more questions, we'll get down to business." Robin

"Please do!! Just start! Get going! Start!!" MMC is annoying AF.

"But first allow me to introduce someone whose face you've never seen- the president of Baroque works! Until now I acted as the mouthpiece, but that's no longer necessary." Robin

"The time has come… Operation Utopia. This is Baroque works ultimate plan." Crocodile appears in the head chair grinning at the five agents.

"Sir Crocodile?!" Miss Doublefinger, Mr 1 and 2 all have high degrees of shock.

While Mr 4 and MMC's reaction has more surprise mixed in.

"Hm? Where are Mr 3, Mr 5 and Miss Goldenweek? I thought you finished the job in Little garden? MR 4 and MMC?" Crocodile looks at the two agents.

The two become visibly nervous, something that doesn't escape Crocodile's eyes.

"You did finish the mission, right? How come only you two are here?" Crocodile narrows his eyes.

MMC is quiet, unable to answer.

"We never… said that…" Mr 4

"MR 4 YOU IDIOT!!! ARE YOU RETARDED?!" MMC Grabs him by the collar and shakes him hard.

Crocodile turns into sand and grabs the two by their necks.

"You have five seconds to explain before I dry you like a date fruit." He looks at them displeased.

"Well they failed! Simple as that!" A voice echoes from the door.

Everyone looks over at the figure standing near the door and holding the unconscious Mr 3.

"Who thought this bastard still made it all the way here. Hello everyone!" I grin at the whole group while tossing away Mr 3

"Ah! You are the dad of the demon child!!!" Mr 2 screams as he points his finger at me.

"IT'S YOU!!! HE IS THE ONE WHO SCREWED ALL OUR PLANS IN LITTLE GARDEN! PIECE OF SHIT! BASTARD! DIE!" MMC screams at me.

"What?" Crocodile look annoyed at me.

"That little shit made you fail me? Then who was the one that told me that you completed the task?" Crocodile

"Oh that was one of us! Hello? Restaurant Le Crap! How can I help you? Hahaha, how did you not find that suspicious at all?" I laugh at Crocodile.

"Wait! Where is the rest of your crew?" Mr 2

"Oh they will be right here~ They just are doing their own thing to get rid of some of their steam." I smirk as I walk down the stairs.

"Enough of this playing around. Guess I will have to take care of this shitstain myself." Crocodile turns into sand and flies at me with his hand stretched out.

But before he can grab my face, I grab his arm without sliding back because of my increased weight.

"What?!" Crocodile widens his eyes.

"Bitch, you hide in fucking Paradise with this shitty logia fruit. But to you bad luck I know haki!" I punch his stomach making him fly back.

"Now let me explain what happened in Little garden~ We were ambushed by Mr 3, 4, 5, Miss Goldenweek and MMC. They initially almost got my crew, but then I killed Mr 5, released Pedobear on Mr 3's ass, captured Goldenweek and screamed that Mr 0 is Crocodile. Mr 4 and MMC were written down by the Unluckies." I walk over and stop near Robin.

"Since they had to hide from assassins, those two escaped without fighting, while we lied to the DenDen mushi and took care of the Unluckies, so no news spread. But it seems MMC overheard that we defeated the Unluckies and returned in hope you will spare them and let them work under you since you definitely need them for the grand scheme." I spread my arms as if showing them the whole picture.

"Now~ Who still wants to fight? I tricked the marines to go help defend the king, Vivi has gone to the rebel army and is probably showing them all the evidence, including how you continued to make sandstorms at settlements to bury them." I smile at Crocodile.

"The millions and billions are stupid and actually tattoed the flag of Baroque works onto their bodies, so they can be singled out. The only ones left to fight are six people behind this table." Lynx

"Are you blind? There are clearly seven of us here." Mr 1

"Nope! One of you is on my side~ Isn't that right Robin?" I smirk at her.

"So you betrayed me, Robin?" Crocodile gazes at her with hatred.

"*Sigh* Why do you have to bring me into this fight?" Robin glances at me annoyed.

"Because it's an easy fight? There are a bunch of us outside including Smoker. Plus I give you one ultimatum. Give up on this bullshit!" Lynx

The tension is sky high right now in this room, so I start to work my magic.

"Bentham! What would Emporio Ivankov say to what you are doing right now?! The country was being led by a good ruler, now you are helping this piece of shit help destroy it? Mr 4 and MMC, you still can go like I said in Little garden. Daz Bones… You are not going to give up so I won't bother and Poisonspider Zala… I want to hire you actually." I grin at the whole room.

Bon Clay really starts to reconsider his choices while Mr 4 duo is nervous since they are sitting between a rock and hard place.

"Ha laughable! You think we will be beaten by the like of you? So what if you know haki, I will still kill you before killing everyone in this country!" Crocodile finally breaks his patience, since he already knows he is screwed from all the information shared.

He charges at me again.

"LYNX YOU BASTARD WHO TOLD YOU TO GO AHEAD!!! SANDYASS IS MINE!!!" Luffy launches him inside the room directly into Crocodile.

He actually crashed into him and sent him flying into a wall.

"Good, at least you listened to me and drenched yourself with water!" I smile at him.

"LYNX! HE IS MINE YOU HEAR ME?!" Luffy screams into my face.

"Be my guest, I didn't plan to fight him anyway. Now as for all of you~" I look at the ones at the table as Zoro, Smoker and Braum also appear.

"It's raping time!" I grin maliciously.