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Izuku woke up to two yellow eyes peering into his soul. He yelped and backed up in his bed because can people please stop stalking him when he's sleeping?!
"What the fu--"
Himiko grinned. "Good morning~" She skipped around in his dorm, twirling as she forced his eyes to notice the blatant change in his room.
"...Himiko? Why- how did you get in here?"
The blonde threw herself onto his chair and giggled. "Brownie-san showed me around!"
Izuku stared at her blankly. He looked at his redesigned room and then back at the human vampire.
"...Brownie...-san..?"
He blinked and got to his feet, picking up his notebooks from the ground, eyeing his newly grey walls with added bookshelves. He put his notebooks and figures in the drawers and promptly decided that he didn't mind the change all that much.
"You mean Dazai-san?"
Himiko blinked, "Yup."
"Okay then, now please get out. Go bother K- Denki or whatever," he showed her to the window where there was a manually added balcony. He stared at it momentarily before pushing Himiko out and closing the blinds.
What the fuck.
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Ah, he hadn't been able to walk outside at night for a while...
Unfortunately, he wasn't alone.
"Mister Dazai? Where are you going?" A little child asked quietly from behind him.
He sighed and continued ignoring her, not knowing how to deal with her. After a while of walking in silence, Dazai turned around and picked Eri up, completely avoiding her gaze. He practically felt her brighten up, 'She's like a carbon copy of...' he breathed in deeply, suddenly feeling really tired.
They walked to a small convenience store and Dazai picked up a bag of cookies, ignoring Eri's curious look, deciding to buy the cookies with the money he'd taken from Chuuya before giving the bag to the little girl he was carrying.
Eri attempted to give him a big smile, "Thank you, Mister Dazai!"
His eyes flickered in her direction and he hummed, patting the girl on the head when she started to look dejected..
She's not too bad...
Not that he didn't already know that, of course.
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"OH MY GOD GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTT--"
Denki ran around frantically, avoiding the rogue vampire in his room, "I GET IT, I'M LATE--"
He rushed around, running away from Himiko as she continued crawling after him like a spider.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--"
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"DAZAI."
Dazai peeked into the room Eri and Kenji shared with a wide smile, "What is it, Chibi?~"
Chuuya glared at him, getting up from his spot across from Eri who was busy writing, before dragging him out into the hallway. He took a fistful of the taller brunette's shirt angrily.
"Where have you been?!"
"Aww, was Chuuya worried about me?~"
Chuuya let go of him and narrowed his eyes, immediately noticing the fact that his partner avoided the question. He was probably better off not knowing until necessary anyway, "You better not get yourself killed, Mackerel."
He slammed the door in Dazai's face.
"Don't worry about that, Slug~"
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Yokohama Fam
Kawaii Vampire: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BROWNIE-SAN
Dadzai: GOOD JOB VAMPI-CHAN
Burning_TheChickenNugget: Did you burn down UA
Dadzai: That would take the fun out of it •ᴗ•
Kenji: Hanako II likes the grass there a lot!
Burning_TheChickenNugget: . . .
Burning_TheChickenNugget: What did you do
Kawaii Vampire: We sued UA!
Chuumom: Congrats
Chuumom: even though that probably did nothing
Burning_TheChickenNugget: Omg yall really did-
BaddassDoc: Anybody need healing yet?
Dadzai: Perfect timing Yosano-sensei! @.Burning_TheChickenNugget needs your medical attention!
Burning_TheChickenNugget: No I don't-
Chuumom: Eri-chan literally said you look like a burnt stove
Chuumom: I don't even know how she knows those words-
Burning_TheChickenNugget: . . .
Dadzai: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
BadassDoc: I got President to get me a ride
BadassDoc: I'm cominggggggggg
Burning_TheChickenNugget: I'm scared-
Dadzai: As you should be, peasant U-U