Mechamaru-4

Yaoyorozu Momo sometimes wondered if there was a way to make her master act a little less flamboyant. They could have just flooded the whole hideout with gas, which would likely knock everyone but Orochimaru out. And the snake would have stayed conscious only because of all the ridiculous experiments he had done on himself. Then they could have focused solely on him and this whole operation would be over in a few minutes.

But they weren't doing that. No. Because Shirogane Ieyasu did not to things in such a simple manner. He had to do it with 'style'.

She would have been far madder if she didn't actually enjoy it though. It did have its... merits. Like punching grunts in the face as they came at them while screaming like apes.

Her own training in hand to hand combat combined with the powers she had obtained from the template of Caiera Oldstrong, the ease she had dealing with anyone who had attacked her was almost sad if it wasn't so comical.

She should try to convince Ieyasu to summon some of her old friends, with a little power up they would have quite a bit of fun here as well. Especially Jiro-chan and Tsu-chan, with their help she might even convince her master to summon that overconfident bunny toy Mirko or that lil thicc bitch Uravity or maybe even that sissy looking so called number one Deku. She was pretty sure she could convince him about the merits of traps, he was already going after a former man turned woman anyway.

Before she could think of any other possible 'treats' she would have to convince Ieyasu in order to have, she had to tilt her head to the side in order to avoid an attack; an arrow made out of some sort of golden brown material.

"You fucking missed, Kidōmaru you limp dicked shit stain." A rather rude voice yelled as the one who had tried to shoot her and three others came into her view.

They were rather... unique. Which was a nice way to say that if she was not used to people looking inhuman due to the mutants quirk users in her world, she would have claimed that they belonged to some circus. One of them actually had six arms while one of the others had another head growing out of his back! The last guy among them would have been normal looking, just a little fat, if it wasn't for that hideous orange mohawk on his head! Who in the nine hells would think that was a good look?!

The only one among them who looked normal was the redheaded girl who was somewhat short. But she could already see from the look on her face that she made that up with her foul personality, the fact that she was the one yelling also helped her realize that.

"This is the bitch that actually thought she could invade our base, guess she was born with those ridiculous boobs instead of a brain!" The redhead scoffed before spitting to the ground.

"Tayuya, a lady shouldn't talk like that." The fat one with the ugly hair said with a frown, only to get a bird in the face.

"Fuck off!" These people... if Ieyasu didn't want them alive, and if she wasn't so shocked the way they were ignoring her, she would have just killed them and be done with it.

"Hehe, why don't you just give up Jirobo. There is no way you'll be able to teach her how to be a proper lady, you'd have easier time trying to teach a pig how to fly."

"Screw you, you spider monkey!"

This was embarrassing.

"Let's just get this over with." The fat moron said with a sigh and clasped his hands.

"Doton: Doryō Dango!" He yelled out and... nothing happened, causing him and his teammates to look around in confusion. At such a silly sight, Momo couldn't help herself and started to laugh.

"Idiot." She said with a smile as white arcs of energy came from her body and her eyes started to glow with a bluish white light, the signs of the old power.

"I am the ruler of earth here." And then the Sound Four learned what earth itself becoming one's enemy looked like.

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"Wheee!" Mei yelled with glee as she drove her go cart like vehicle throughout the halls of the base they were invading. This was super fun.

The way the grunts just had that shocked expression as she drove around and the minion dart shooters she had knocking them all out, one dart at a time, it was like she was in a video game!

She probably should be having a lot more issues with shooting people and likely condemning them to less than pleasant fates, especially since she wasn't a villain or a demon like Momo and Nakime were, but their current world was special in a way that she could do any morally reprehensible shit with no guilt for one reason.

She fucking hated this world's culture.

Not exactly the whole assassin and child soldier thing, that wasn't so bad; her own world had that with teaching fifteen year olds to throw away their lives for people who would never be worth anything and judge you for any stupid reason. No, what she hated about this world's culture was that it was standing against technological innovation!

They had microwave ovens, a device invented in 1945, but no phones; which were invented almost seventy years before microwaves! Because a technology that would allow communication across vast distances so easily could not be allowed to exist for their ridiculous cold war culture. She didn't even want to imagine how much technology was lost simply so these morons could keep trying to murder each other with superpowers.

The closest thing to an actual scientist in this world was the fucking snake they were trying to capture, who only had interest in biology because he wanted to be immortal. The most cliche biologist villain of all time.

But that was okay too, for they were about to enslave him and take all of his resources. Creating their own village that would soon become the great light of engineering in this stupid world!

Before she could daydream more about the glorious future with technological advancements, Mei had to turn her cart around so that it would't be hit by the bullets coming at her.

From her files, there was only one person in this place who had a power that could imitate bullets.

"You shouldn't have come here." And he was standing before her with his white haired glory!

"Ohohoho, on contraire; this is exactly where I should be." Mei laughed as she put on her claw gloves.

"There is so much I want to learn from you after all." She said with a smile that was actively hurting her cheeks.

Worth it.