This is something that I made in 1 minute

it's a little edgy

Knobby Bobby

Bobby tried to open the door, but he his hand was a knob.

Bobby started to slob because of his knobs he couldn't get a job

He tried a go on a swing but he fell off because his hands are nobs

You could even hear his heartthrob

Then Bobby thought to get a nose job

At the end of the day all he wanted was a hand instead of knob, but all he got was corn on the cob so he just kysed himself